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baggy_trousers
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
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Quote by Andy100
Well having lived in a small Norfolk Village for over 21 years i would actually re-word small place to small minds , as poohbear pointed out they may accept your grandchildren (if your lucky) , after the first five years trying to integrate and getting nowhere we thought sod this for a game of soldiers and started to ignore the whispers and rumours and started making some up of our own , its brilliant sport and keeps them going for weeks , as I work away a bit you get the comments at the local shop
“so your back then†and after fishing for where you have been just tell them “sorry but its more than my life’s worth to tell you but can you change some Columbian money ? , you just know it will be round the whole village in a flash , over the years we have done the drug baron , porn and rock star sketches all to great amusement and a lot of twitching curtains
If you cant beat them join them
Love Andy
I've got tears rolling down my face :giggle:
I can just imagine it in this village lol
Hi Hun
Glad you had a giggle , the really funny thing about all this is if the villagers ever found out my wife and i were swingers they would proberbly think it was just another wind up.
Andy xxxHi AndyYou made me laugh too. I dont live in a village but have a good idea what its like lol
Quote by Darkfire
I'm getting quite excited about this now
Baggy trousers would also like to join us
I'm contacting that persoanl trainer again cos I need LOADS of support on this one!
Ya know, I was doing sooooo well avoiding this thread like the plague, and then this cropped up and gave me an idea.
That's what I need , a personal trainer, one big strapping brick outhouse of a man who will personally train me, shag me stupid 20 times a day and burn all those calories off in marathon type good hard sex sessions...
:lol2: now, someone remind me how many calories I can burn off per orgasm, and applications for this position can be posted below! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:Norfolk bbw. Babe Darkfire could have hit on something here. Just think of all the calories we can burn and with three even more.
Quote by NorfolkBBW
Shall I start a petition to re-open this famous and hallowed place for grannies to goto on a Wednesday night:
Regards
Harry Jones
Well after meeting up with you lot in Norwich the other week and seeing the changes that have taken place, it's likely that Sampsons has made way for a Hotel/Car Park/Shopping Centre etc............ don't ask me where it was cos I don't know. I knew my way from the Post House Hotel on the Ipswich Road (now a Holiday Inn) to the training centre I used to frequent.
close to the big square thingy they have/had the market in...... other than that I was always too pissed to know what was going on
:grin: Oh and there was another place we used to frequent called Scamps......... any one know what I'm on about
Dorry babe, not heard of Scamps :cry:Scamps was in Anglia square
Quote by norfolkbigirl
It was not organised properly no one knew what was going on. I knew norfolkbigirl would not turn up cos she is a bloke.
as a matter of fact it was only a rumour that i was told by a good source and to be honest i only asked a question and questioned if you would fullfill my fantasy and not to insult you, but still never mind its only hear say anyway and to be honest if you are straight then why are you throwing your dummy out and getting all aggitated
i wonder hey..
maybe your not being honest with yourself and that maybe the answer to your sexuality is deep within. :confused2:
as to you accusing me of being a man,,,,,, well
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm been told iam a bit of a tom boy and well yes i can do pretty much the same as a man but better its something that you will only have to dream about baggy???????????
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :happy:
i did not turn up as i didnt know where it was and could not arrange accomodation also the pm sent to me was not sent till the tues morning and due to work i was not able to read my pms till today, so sorry to all those who did go and hope that you all had a good time, next time hopefully.
xxxxxxxxI have no interest in what you can do as a man and am quite comfortable with my sexuality thank you. Wether you are a man or not is still unproven.I wont go any further here in public but will pm can go on for ever like this
Quote by norfolkbigirlI dont know nor care where you got that rumour from and as you are unlikely to tell me i feel i must report the lies and rumour you are putting about
i have changed my shift so iam able to attend the party..
please include me.
love to see baggy and co,
rumour has it that baggy is bi so i want to watch him with another man???????
wonder if the crowd from the beer festival are coming also has anyone arrange accomodation for the night as i have no where to stay :cry:
let me know
thanks and look forward to seeing you all there.
I can only add to whats already been said its was a truly great evening. my first on meet people that i could become friends with (him & her) was a bonus indeed. Lovely people. 
Thaks to Harry & Norfolk for doing such a great job organising it. The joy and laughter on the night has put a smile on my face for the rest of the week. Oh and yes to another 
Thaks to Harry & Norfolk for doing such a great job organising it. The joy and laughter on the night has put a smile on my face for the rest of the week. Oh and yes to another Quote by BarefootAnjel
Oh and another thing, Harry. How come you got loads more interest in this than I did with the Book Club!!!!!
Ah - :idea: - books... beer.... now let me think.......
Jezzay
Hmm.....not to mention BBW's allegedly legend BJ's!!.....Did you offer those with every chapter read?....LOL
I'm really gutted.... :cry:
Looks like i'm going to have to leave meeting all you lovely folks til the next semi spontaneous EA mini-munch....Sadly,we are descending upon the festival on the 28th or 29th (leave a little ale for us,won't you!?)
That's what I get for not reading a thread thoroughly....let this be a lesson to us all
There is nothing alegd about norfolk bbw s bj s cos i have personal experience Quote by NorfolkBBW
sounds like a good idear,
iam up for that, meet up with more members at a pub first , have a chat then off to the main event.
dowt i will make it back to a pub afterwards though, thats just asking to much
lol
U'll be unconcious too then.. How about everyone from SH come to Norwich that night and we literally take over the city...?
Two locations should be no problem as long as close by and we have phone contact 
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