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bisto__kid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · County Durham
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As already mentioned twins would probably be reluctent to play with each other for obvious reasons. But they have shared all there lives so why should sharing a man be any different. Not a fantasy i have thought about though. When i see twins i find myself comparing them to see who has what qualitys, looks personality etc
Quote by redpantherman
Local roughly translated from a horny single persons dictionary! "As long as iam guaranteed a bit of action i will consider any distance local" Seriously though its like asking how long is a piece of string? can mean different to each individual.
Anyway hi Pololady hows you?
I'm a horny single person...
Never seen that dictionary!I've traveled over 300 miles to see someone... & up to now she is one of my best friends!
had to buy condoms after we met... coz sex def was not on the table - her words!!!
Horny or not... if it feels good then warp drive distances may not be an issue!
I will email you a copy in PDF format
Quote by winchwench
OK, this is one of those ideas which could run & run, or divebomb!
Apologies if this has been done, but im sure it hasn't since i've been here.
My mind was drifting earlier to an experience I had a few years ago which I thought was quite unusual, but flucking fantastic. So I got to thinking, there must be so many hugely sexy ideas out there waiting to be explored. Why not collate them all in one place so others can try out ideas they may not have otherwise thought of?
In time honoured SH tradition, I'll go first!
Scenario; with a guy older than me, who I trusted implicitly, his bedroom. Me gently tied to the bed & blindfolded. Incidentally my 1st time tied up too!
O.K, this guy had massaged me thoroughly relaxed me, he had also used me as a fruit bowl & then made me eat said soft fruits........but then........
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over my clit & pussy,, then waited a few seconds for it to start to "warm" my cockles....the most amazing tingly sensation.....and then proceeded to lick it off. This done, he produced a "lolly" made of water in a mould & started to rub it in & on me. This cold, contrasted with the previous heat produced the most hypersensitive pussy region imaginable.......and then he would go warming me back up with his tongue again & go back to the irish cream.
Fluck, It was something else! The sex was average.......but the foreplay....OMG!
Remember that scene in Thelma & louise when they're in the diner after the Brad Pitt episode....."oh my god, you finally got laid properly!" ? Well, that was my expression as I left!
O.K guys.......over to you!
"Enhance YOUR sex life with Winchwench!"
WOW that sounds like fun! He says dashing out to the shop to buy a "a certain irish cream liquer"
Quote by Sexysteph
BK my real postcode puts anyone within approximately 2 miles of my house. My real name is Steph and in that area I am fairly well known - it would be a cinch to find me. I left the correct postcode up for a few hours when it first came in and had 6 pms from people who had told me they lived extremely near. One was in the next street
Far too close for my personal comfort.
Steph
When you put it like that Steph i guess your right they narrow you down a little to close for comfort! Mine only narrows me down to about a 10 mile radius saying that iam quite well known within those 10 miles but i dont use face pics
Quote by Mal
Well it seems like iam not the only person who thinks the mods are being over zealous
Yes you are. No-one in any of the posts above have said we are over zealous. Yet again we end up having to defend what we do for the site, whilst others take a back seat and reap the rewards of it. You sit there and post and make comment and that's it. Nothing more. WE are the ones running round like blue-arsed flies trying to ensure a level of intelligent comment and input is maintained and you whinge about locked threads. If that is all you have time to do, then don't. Try and look at what YOU personally can do to help maintain a better standard than what a lot of these locked posts do. All they do is just drag down the standard and your snipes at the Mods are not helpful at all.
Mal
No iam not, maybe iam the only one with the balls to say it in those words but there are lots thinking it! You cannot possibly know what others are thinking and therefore how can you speak on their behalf?
Like i said iam not having a go at the mods just pointing out something i feel is not beneficial to the site. IMO You can only be having a go at the mods as only the mods can lock topics - who else could you be having a go at?
SOME of the mods(not all) are trigger happy and SOME of the members who have been around a while(not all) sarcasm seems like second nature to them which doesnt help new members feel at home which is not good for the site at all.
And some of the members who have been around a while try to put something back into the site and are helpful to those who ask for help or can be helped. Some ask for help, are offered it and then throw it back into the face of the person giving up their own time and effort - no gratitude some people! Let me know if any of this starts to ring any bells, won't you?
So tell me, Bisto Kid. I'm a Mod, do you think I am unhelpful to you?
Do you think I am trigger happy?
Do you consider that, as a regular, I am sarcastic and frighten off members?
Do you think I get narked when someone is allocated a mentor, then complains that the mentor isn't helpful because they won't meet said newbie or discuss their private life with them?
I ask these questions so I can get a better understanding of the type of person I put myself out for - you know, my free time moderating this Site, helping others, that type of thing, while the normal member is happy just to post and enjoy the benefits of the site without giving anything back. Just so I know.
Mal
Mal i dont consider you to be any of those things i do consider you to be a fair and helpfull.
I started this thread to bring a bit of light onto what i think is a problem not to offend you personly.
A few bad apples can spoil the whole barrel, it would be a shame if that happend here!
Quote by Mal
Well it seems like iam not the only person who thinks the mods are being over zealous
Yes you are. No-one in any of the posts above have said we are over zealous. Yet again we end up having to defend what we do for the site, whilst others take a back seat and reap the rewards of it. You sit there and post and make comment and that's it. Nothing more. WE are the ones running round like blue-arsed flies trying to ensure a level of intelligent comment and input is maintained and you whinge about locked threads. If that is all you have time to do, then don't. Try and look at what YOU personally can do to help maintain a better standard than what a lot of these locked posts do. All they do is just drag down the standard and your snipes at the Mods are not helpful at all.
Mal
No iam not, maybe iam the only one with the balls to say it in those words but there are lots thinking it!
Like i said iam not having a go at the mods just pointing out something i feel is not beneficial to the site. IMO
SOME of the mods(not all) are trigger happy and SOME of the members who have been around a while(not all) sarcasm seems like second nature to them which doesnt help new members feel at home which is not good for the site at all.
Quote by Jags
Jags the thread you have just locked may have been done before many times but the new members are joining in and posting having a laugh. The members who have been around a while dont have to post or join in if there getting bored with the same themes. Its not always good to post/ropen a thread done ages ago! IMO
Well your opinion and others don't co-incide often.
:dunno: :dunno: Some you win, some you lose.
Jags i wouldnt try and fight a battle i know you and the other mods would win lol
I just felt this was something i should comment on
Jags the thread you have just locked may have been done before many times but the new members are joining in and posting having a laugh. The members who have been around a while dont have to post or join in if there getting bored with the same themes. Its not always good to post/ropen a thread done ages ago! IMO
Quote by Jags
For my part it's cos a LOAD of threads are repeats, moans or just sheer nonsense. Or they should be somewhere else and my 'merge threads' button has been lost in the move so I post a link and then lock.
Let's try NOT locking any threads for a while and see what happens then.
Excuse my ignorance but what would happen?
There seems to be a hell of a lot of threads being locked lately (31 on the last 3 pages), some of which i can understand but there are others which seem like perfectly good threads! Is it just me or do other sh members think the the mods are getting a bit trigger happy lately?
Mods iam not having a go, this is just an observation and the feel iam getting lately.
Mods iam not having a go, this is just an observation and the feel iam getting lately.
Quote by Runrig
Went for alovely christmas meal with mrs runrig,bought her a new dress,leather boots,new stockings and she puts on tights where am i going wrong
Count yourself lucky mate i carnt even get my other half to wear tights or even a skirt now and then
Dont get me wrong she wears stockings and tights in the bedroom....but thats not the same as being on a night out with a lady wearing tights/stockings and a skirt/dress then taking her home and stripping her down to her underwear :P Any of you nice ladys fancy a night out here's 1 i enjoyed the other night! by no means my best but i really enjoyed it
I gave 1 of the barmaids a lift home from where i work the other night, the said barmaid had been flirting with me for ages prior to this. Anyway she was wearing skirt and tights (iam a sucker for nylon!). She started to feel my leg and told me she was horny just about as soon as we pulled away. I tried to resist for as long as i could ( wasnt long lol ) half way home i said right thats it pulled round the back of a trading estate ordered her out the car and round to my side i opened my door got out. She got round to my side quick I turned her round lifted up her skirt pulled her tights down bent her over the seat with the door open (its a jeep so the seat was just the right height) and gave her a right good fucking doggystyle mmmmm It wasnt just enjoyable its in pole position in my wank bank
I gave 1 of the barmaids a lift home from where i work the other night, the said barmaid had been flirting with me for ages prior to this. Anyway she was wearing skirt and tights (iam a sucker for nylon!). She started to feel my leg and told me she was horny just about as soon as we pulled away. I tried to resist for as long as i could ( wasnt long lol ) half way home i said right thats it pulled round the back of a trading estate ordered her out the car and round to my side i opened my door got out. She got round to my side quick I turned her round lifted up her skirt pulled her tights down bent her over the seat with the door open (its a jeep so the seat was just the right height) and gave her a right good fucking doggystyle mmmmm It wasnt just enjoyable its in pole position in my wank bank
Quote by gareth_gruff
getting away from the the subject just a little!
Excuse my ignorance, but, a what??
My ignorance is little better than yours! But i know you put them on your tongue during cunilingus to stop sexually transmited diseases..... Ladys could you explain in more detail please
