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blueeyes6969
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 53
Straight Male, 57
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Recipe for revenge
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from the country
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
:laughabove: - Just caught up on this post - LMAO
What a cruel bunch, but armed with all the above info from the 'SH Dirty Tricks' book - I'll be sure I tread carefully and sleep with one eye open.
It's sad but true, that after 18 months you have to accept it is over and by the sounds of things she HAS moved on to rebuild her life. What;s worse is that you also have to face facts and you too have to do the same.
Just reflect on the good things you did together and the fun you had, but you have to put it in the past as that's where it belongs.
Just reflect on the good things you did together and the fun you had, but you have to put it in the past as that's where it belongs.
I didn't even know the forum was having an extension built ! :shock: Yet there it is today !
Good idea, would like to see it used properly and for the purpose it was built, just hope it doesn't collect spiders and junk - but do have to agree that the mods have more than their work cut out for them - so good luck to them and a well deserved
to keep them going behind the scenes.
Good idea, would like to see it used properly and for the purpose it was built, just hope it doesn't collect spiders and junk - but do have to agree that the mods have more than their work cut out for them - so good luck to them and a well deserved
to keep them going behind the scenes. Quote by sercher01
so! you go to meet someone off here ?
so! do you
A/ run away cos they must be as nutts as you are?
or
B/ think OMG iv found the person iv been lookin 4? then go tell every one after you have told them how fantastic they are??????
just thought id ask incase it happens to me :wink:
IMO If you started running every time this happened, wouldn't you find just about all of us on here standing waiting for a ferry at Dover at some point or another :!: So option A - Nah.
You've got to go with the flow, don't mean broadcast it as much as you may want to shout it out from the roof top of SH Towers we're talking a little discretion here.
Mutual feeling, if you both feel the same then pursue it. From experience I'd say communication is a good place to start and carry on with.
and :welcome: to you both!
Quote by Darkfire
puter games? :shock:
i dont know anything about gaming at all , last puter game I played was Mario / Sonic the bloody hedgehog on game boy, the original
and now i have that damn tune in my head
!
And now you have so much to answer for, as I've just remembered how that annoying little tune goes
I bet that stays with me for a while 
Have you tried playing some of these games Or more like can you play some of these games ! I think it's back to the days when the vcr used to get the better of your parents when trying to set the timer on it, but these games are so complex and big.
I've sat there and played and yes your patience does start to wear thin but you find yourself accepting it and maybe returning later to give it another try. Whereas the kids, it's got to happen, happen now and with immediate effect. So if at first they can't get the hand of it or work some sort of puzzle or next step out, then just take the easy way out and go find a cheat.
I think it should be as a last resort, you know, dust the cobwebs off an old game, wap in a cheat and give it a new lease of life, but like I said - me and games don't see eye to eye
Or more like can you play some of these games ! I think it's back to the days when the vcr used to get the better of your parents when trying to set the timer on it, but these games are so complex and big.I've sat there and played and yes your patience does start to wear thin but you find yourself accepting it and maybe returning later to give it another try. Whereas the kids, it's got to happen, happen now and with immediate effect. So if at first they can't get the hand of it or work some sort of puzzle or next step out, then just take the easy way out and go find a cheat.
I think it should be as a last resort, you know, dust the cobwebs off an old game, wap in a cheat and give it a new lease of life, but like I said - me and games don't see eye to eye
