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27 Jun 2007

Oooh. Breaky. The most important meal of the day ( if you don't include the other three )
I'm a solid " I want my breakfast and I want it now ! " girl.
Love it if we stop away for the night although the last time Mr K just kept running to the boys room to get rid of the night before's kebab and ate nothing - so I stepped up to the plate and had his redface

redface

Saying that he works on his theory of " eat if you're hungry or if you remember to ".
You don't want to see me without breakfast - you wouldn't like me without breakfast mad

mad

23 Jun 2007

My name is ????? and I'm an addict.
Please send me a subs form.

23 Jun 2007

Uh hum !
Whatever next ? Has anyone ever noticed any on me ?
You always ( just in my experience - which is slightly limited !! )get one you just live to maybe regret.
But it's a personal thing and a bit of a sore subject between myself amd Mr K.
It's a marmite question. Although a personal taste issue, love them or hate, it's your choice.
Unless there's Vodka on the go !

16 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Maybe he's starting up a spoon band and need them for practice !
I've got some spare ones left over from xmas if that's any help. They come in packs of 100 , nice shade of white and are only 87p from a local wholesaler. P&P free !

Hunni, there are plenty of things I'd like to get from you :twisted:
Plastic spoons aren't one of them confused

confused

It was great to finally meet you and not sure spoons were part of the conversation but think we were heading more towards a good fork or two redface

redface

16 Jan 2007

Maybe he's starting up a spoon band and need them for practice !
I've got some spare ones left over from xmas if that's any help. They come in packs of 100 , nice shade of white and are only 87p from a local wholesaler. P&P free !

14 Jan 2007

Firstly it has to be said - This was best munch ever. What a way to start the year. Thanks to Sarah and all involved in organising - brill job.
Can't possibly mention everyone we got around to talking to - as there was far far too many and coupled with extreme brain hurt today it's just not possible.
But great to put even more faces to name and to re-visit the old ones. So nice to see everyone but still not enough time to get around everyone - and we were there a while. Unsure of what time we crawled into bed and a few shady dark spots after we left the venue !!
Big hi to all the new faces and those who we spent ages talking to.
Hope to see more of the sae and see you all in person again soon.

13 Jan 2007

Well, needless to say ONE of us was waiting for the other sleepy head !!!
We're on our way - just about three and a half hours and we should get somewhere close - Hmmm, this ought to be good !
Hope to see you all soon - somewhere !

11 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene
Woooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo
I got my directions sorted. Here's hoping my SatNav who I have renamed from TomTom to Dick ( behave, its short for Richard ) doesn't lead me in the wrong direction.
Can't wait to see you all Saturday. I would like to apologise now in advance.
For What? I hear you ask.
Knowing me, a lot of things !!!!

Don't worry Abi, I'm doing the navigating again so we'll probably pass you at least twice heading in the opposite direction and arrive in Bristol on Sunday !

8 Jan 2007

Quote by justaguy2006
would love to attend if details of where can be pm,d or posted thanks.. :lol:
5 sleeps to go

Ditto !
Of course depends on how quick I get rid of the kids and my homing instinct to find Notts again. Not too good on the directions front. Maps and drawings gratefully accepted.
So all being well, should and would love to meet up before hand - unless I pass a burger place on the way, then may be delayed slightly.

8 Jan 2007

Quote by goose35
Anyone looking for a roomie?

Yep :rascal: lol

lol

Should have seen this one coming Mr G ! ( Shoes optional ? )

3 Jan 2007

Quote by hornyinslough
A change of plans leaves me without a roomie for Notts...any sensible and not so sensible offers by PM please

rolleyes

:rascal:
Now I'm starting to get excited - to see everyone again. Feels like it's been ages !

3 Jan 2007

Frustration may be my middle name - but Hi wave

wave

19 Dec 2006

Oh !!! I'll trade hugs right now as I'm off to hospital tomorrow with the delightful thought if all goes well and I make a speedy recovery I'll be out on Xmas Eve ( I'll be looking for the discharge papers just in case ). If not I'll be having an NHS Xmas lunch and watching Corrie on a 3 inch TV that cost's that much to watch I'll have to part X a kidney to pay for.
So hugs to anyone who needs them.

19 Dec 2006

Well, if your kitchen delights turn out anything like mine, then bake some mince tarts yourself and freely hand them out to the first ones to arrive.
Within a couple of hours, word of mouth has solved that problem and the little angels don't seem to come a knockin' anymore. :uhoh:

18 Dec 2006

Does the dancing get better cos you're more relaxed when you've had a drink or just cos you lose control of your limbs and don't care ! confused

confused

9 Dec 2006

And after a small delay :crazy:
A most definately will be there, nothing's gonna stop us now confirmation smile

smile

3 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
**blatant hijack and I don't give a shit**
hello blueeyes :rascal: long time no perv hunni I'm liking the new avatar too hwoar:

... Have so missed been perved on. And by you .... well, what a compliment. You can do it anytime. smile

smile

BTW - Love you(r) bare - So chrismassy

3 Dec 2006

Totally over my head as usual confused

confused

30 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Just change "at the club" to "on holiday"
Now everyone sing along.............
On the first night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave meeeeeee.......
And a penis not too hairy!
On the second night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the third night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fourth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fifth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg.............
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the sixth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the seventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eigth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the ninth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the tenth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eleventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eleven wipes for wiping, (you'll see why in the next verse)
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the twelfth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Twelve cummers cumming,
Eleven wipes for wiping,
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!

And then there's the downside to the above ..... It sticks in your head after a while, and may not get away with calling it a Xmas song when I'm at work :!:
But love it tho.

30 Nov 2006

Hello Sparky :welcome:

14 Nov 2006

Are national surveys accurate ? .........
Well, I suppose about 75% of those who were asked the same question may have said yes. But it's 50 / 50 if you believe the 30% of those who just ticked anything. confused

confused

What was the question again :?:

4 Nov 2006

I know what you mean. It just shows how reliant we are on electricity. Last powercut we had, I was bored to tears. But there are a few things a girl can do which doesn't require electric - batteries are an excellent substitute lol

lol

22 Oct 2006

Loved the 80's - music was just so great - well, retro now i suppose. Now, do you admit to remembering them when everything seemed so less complicated in life or just ignore them 'cos you refuse to admit it was 20 years ago ! confused

confused

15 Oct 2006

Seen this one before , but always good to read it through again. Can't laugh much though, as Sat night has merged into sunday morning cloudy head day.

29 Sep 2006

I had a few drinkies last night and seem to have stumbled in here by accident wink

wink

Isn't there usually a bouncer on the door ? I was only looking for the ladies room ! Must be next door then , but now I'm here it's defo time for tea break and bikkies. Love a nice munch in the afternoon rolleyes

rolleyes

28 Sep 2006

Well, speaking as a true angel, I don't have any pics of me and a plastic friend posted here innocent

innocent

27 Sep 2006

Uh ? This thread is both pointless and serves very little purpose.
I Love it Mr Shed - so thanks smile

smile

, now we're back on track to my kind of topic.
Well done kiss

kiss

I'm now off to find out more stuff like this.

27 Sep 2006

Oooh ! That wierd couple who used to be in every day looking at the " reduced for quick sale " basket ?

27 Sep 2006

Quote by dambuster

Why are you now really hacked off?

Because I would have loved to have been able to pop down and meet you for the first time, and to have been in the company of you and the blueyeses (for cakeybun) would have fed my fantasies for months and months and months redface

redface

How sweet

kiss

Is your mind working overtime again ! rolleyes

rolleyes

Don't think it needs any encouraging though smile

smile

27 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
Dam, I don't usually work Fridays but I am this week - and just love lunch and tea and ........
And I'm now so so sick of work too
Looks like you're still on my WLTM list.

And there was me thinking that you were posting saying "Yes, I'll be there in an hour!" lol

lol

Thanks for the thought though, I look forward to meeting you too.
:kiss:
That's nice to hear - me too.
But believe me, with my sense of directions, the car can't hold enough petrol, snacks and toiletries to find you.