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blueis
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
Straight Female, 51
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Master of Sex
Quote by Missy
Blueis!!! :shock: seems like ages and ages since we last saw you on here!!!
Thanks for noticing and the welcome back. I was offline for a while. Now I'm back I just need to get into the habit of reading the forum regularly... or maybe not, knowing how much time it can take up!
Master of Sex
Quote by flower411
Does anybody else think it`s ok to put yourself in such danger ??
In a word, yes.
In a few more, in my view when you love doing something enough to put in the effort to get skillful at it, you're going to want to keep doing it. There's a sense of achievement in being able to do something that is more difficult than watching TV or getting the weekly shop. My own sport gives other satisifactions in that you get to experience the natural world in a way that can't really be achieved from other activities. Perhaps it's similar with cross-country horse-riding - e.g. the relationship with the horse.
The danger is offset by your skills and, particularly as you get advanced, in the judgement that comes with experience. A few bumps and bruises are little warnings perhaps of the limits of those skills. I'd hope to listen to those and adjust for them in one way or another, so that the 'dangerous' activity never becomes reckless. That said, in the final analysis accidents happen but the most dangerous thing that most people do when pursuing any activity, is travelling on our roads to get there and back!
Master of Sex
Quote by handsometype
My bro and his Ukranian wife were arguing when he called her a spastic. This really riled her and she yelled, "I am not plastic, is you who is plastic"
He turned to me and said " told you".
By the way, what`s post coital mean? sounds like a royal mail affliction
Put it this way, you might wish you'd asked that question before posting an anecdote involving you in a threeway conversation with your brother and his wife.
Master of Sex
Don't be too hard on her, based on what you've said she's done you a massive favour by being so up front about her demands. £500 is cheap at half the price as an education. Had she been a little older, wiser and more patient you might have ended up married to her.
Like someone else mentioned I doubt she'll learn because she seems to value other people (specifically you) so little that the manner of you dumping her is probably of no consequence to her, other than the short term mild inconvenience / insult to her pride.
Just spare a thought for the next bloke in line, who may not be so lucky, and next time don't be afraid to stand up for yourself early on. Save wasting time on someone like that again.
Like someone else mentioned I doubt she'll learn because she seems to value other people (specifically you) so little that the manner of you dumping her is probably of no consequence to her, other than the short term mild inconvenience / insult to her pride.
Just spare a thought for the next bloke in line, who may not be so lucky, and next time don't be afraid to stand up for yourself early on. Save wasting time on someone like that again.
Master of Sex
Quote by BeautifulTemptress
I've always fancied doing a guy up the ass with a strap on. Unfortunately I don't have a strap on and can't accomodate. Otherwise I'd be more than willing to help you out
All I can say is, 'prepare for PM overload'.
You'll have the chance to end up with a whole library (or should that be armoury?) of strap-ons as souvenirs.
Master of Sex
Quote by Lissa
Maybe we're getting PM's from the same people, Steph
I don't think it will make you feel any better, but even I've had two of these. Which considering they were both male (of course), shows a remarkable lack of interest in even reading my profile. I can understand someone having an uncontrollable urge to whip off a premature pm on seeing Lissa's deliciously tattoed bum, but my sunglasses? That's a fetish I hadn't imagined before now.
Master of Sex
Quote by -dean-
any questions or comments please feel free to leave them
Apart from programming in some subliminal messages persuading women and couples to invite me for envigorating Ugandan discussions, I can't think of any other features I'd want. Some people might object to that one but you've covered all the rest that I can think of.
... and this is a club I would so love to belong to if it didn't involve actually riding a bike.
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
665 - but I didn't think any of the questions were particularly kinky
I think my score may have actually dropped - god damn it - I am losing my kink :shock:
Hehe well some of your kinkiness must have leaked out and found it's way through the groundwater in to my drinking water, 'cos mines gone up .... at 428 still nowhere near most other peoples' though. Now I need to find a partner who won't throw my undies back in my face if I try to give them to her as as souvenir. Any volunteers?
.... lol, I thought not.
Master of Sex
Quote by Phoenix
I scour the ads looking for anything that remotely resembles a female and send a PM to each on saying
"Wanna Shag"
Funny, I don't get any replies
To be realistic, a well composed PM will get a very similar level of replies on average. Approximately zero in both cases.
On the other hand, I'm sure if a woman were to reply to almost any of the men looking for woman ads with 'wanna shag', she would be most willingly received. ;)
It's a numbers game and the odds are not good, as was already said.
Master of Sex
Quote by naked-cleaner
Hers an interesting question ......... does the cum taste different if the guy has had a vesectomy ????
Perhaps someone will have some 'before' and 'after' experience to share but in the meanwhile I'll hazard a guess, 'No' - simply because there is very little difference in volume and composition apart from a few million sperm. Still it would make a novel alternative to having the clinic check your samples after the op.
Master of Sex
Sounds similar to the changing postcode problem (referred to in the glitches thread by someone else). Basically, I wanted to change from showing postcode to showing country - whenever I tried this my change was ignored. It turned out to be because I hadn't selected a nearest town option from the drop down menu. Once I had completed that, my attempt to change other bits in my account options was successful.
So if there anything else you might need to set up on your profile for it to be 'complete' ?
If so, do that then try to change what you want to change.
Clear as mud?
So if there anything else you might need to set up on your profile for it to be 'complete' ?
If so, do that then try to change what you want to change.
Clear as mud?
Master of Sex
Quote by Lissa
I'm right handed but I always turn lights on with my left hand
And put jigsaw puzzle pieces in left handed too :? :?
I also CANNOT wank myself with my right hand..................just cannot do it. I prefer to wank Pete left handed too, but can switch to my right hand if I have to
I would say that's more confusidextrous than ambidextrous, lol. I'm the same but the opposite way around.
Master of Sex
Quote by rande66
h we r a acouple thinkin of going cupids tonite - is it worth it for mmf / ffm/ mmff action ?
Bit late but in case you're still reading...
There's no guarentees but action of that sort certainly happens.
Tuesdays is I understand the best night. I found Saturday on my own not so good, because there was no-one there I knew. It might be different for a couple or more outgoing person.As a potential 'm' it helps if the 'mf' look friendly and approachable. Making some friends to meet there or go with (e.g on this site) can only help.
Master of Sex
It's not all that long since self pics were the exception rather than the rule. Most of the people I met at that time after internet introductions, I'd not seen a pic of beforehand. Meetings went well socially at least and usually more so. It kind of added to the excitement. Only one girl claimed not to be who she really was (i.e. the person I was supposed to be meeting) once she clapped eyes on me... These days it's too easy to rule people out on the back of the internet equivalent of a passport mugshot and I've seen so many out of focus 'glammed up' pics I started to think my eyes were going funny. Not on SH of course. Mind you, am I the only man who finds a woman's face (even obscured), more arousing than her fanny? You'd think so, judging by the ratio of normal:genitalia shots on the woman-for-men ads.
These days it's too easy to rule people out on the back of the internet equivalent of a passport mugshot and I've seen so many out of focus 'glammed up' pics I started to think my eyes were going funny. Not on SH of course. Mind you, am I the only man who finds a woman's face (even obscured), more arousing than her fanny? You'd think so, judging by the ratio of normal:genitalia shots on the woman-for-men ads. Master of Sex
Quote by naughtynymphos1
bloody sat nav, we got one and it took us to a dead end steet and told us to go str8 ahead :shock: : :kick:
In the same class as the instructions that tell you to turn right...
...whilst driving along the motorway.
moral; never let a computer do the thinking for you.
