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bobevens
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
Bi-curious Female, 68
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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whatever happened to people who listen to good old rock and roll ,Elvis, jerry lee lewis,ect they are still well liked and Elvis had 3 number ones this year no one else has
LONG LIVE THE KING :P :P :P
weve never been to a munch yet bur we are looking forward to going to the midlands one if we are allowed by the organiser ,i suppose we are a little worried but we will cernainly give it a wish us luck
msn is always a nightmere we can have it on one computer and another one in the same room will not sign ur and its networked to the one thats on
i can change my name to vibrator and keep quiet , although with a vibrator its a lone thing so that may spoil it
Quote by Him'nHer
I didn't investigate as my date at the time was put off by the sleezy men hanging around outside (as was I... they were very sleezy).

Sleazy??? try walking around the blue mosque in Istanbul, mid-evening....... the guy says hey would you like a woman, when you say no thanks, he says ok would you like a young man??? .............. now thats sleazy !!
we had a similar experience when i was asked if i wanted some hash i said no and he replied would like some for your wife ( i was tempted to ask how much he would give for her) lol
Quote by sierra
it would be very early to wear a french letter ,after all she might want to give you oral sex and that would be like eating a sweet with the wrapper on,so why spoil her fun

Unless of cause it was flavored.
sierra x x lol
what like Barcardi
it would be very early to wear a french letter ,after all she might want to give you oral sex and that would be like eating a sweet with the wrapper on,so why spoil her fun
Quote by HornyRed
Well, tonight I will stroll down the pub and have 2 pints, nothing heavy need a clear head.
Tomorrow morning I'll start work on the old dears garden over the road before popping off to do my chairty shop shift.
The evening is my turn for the hospital visit duties so thats me until
Sunday will consist of me taking some orphaned kids to the seaside and finishing off all the housework i havent had time to do.
Typical weekend really

You liar :kissmyarse:
mind you dont get a heart attack with all that exitment
were staying in tonight and going to watch 2 rock n roll bands on sat we may lose sunday :twisted: redface
Quote by Colts23
I've had 2 ops now, one on each knee.
Had cruciate ligament damage on one, which was fixed with keyhole and the other was was to repair damage to the articular cartilage on my femur and tibia behind the to grind off wear and tear, and make them smooth again so as to not lock or jam painfully.
Solved in under 2 hours, with MIS, which was really easy to go through. Hurt for a couple of days and very stiff after for around a month. But afterwards was great, and still playing stupid amounts of my chosen sport biggrin
On the other hand, was told that the recovery time goes up slightly depending on your age, but nothing major :D
I can get away with it as only a pup :P
But good luck with every thing and hope all goes well, it really does help imensely .....oh and see you at the limbo munch :P

thanks for that im going to nask the surgeon if he will do both together it would seem that i have to have replacements on both knees
well we all know that alchohol dulls the senses and its no different with the penis so we can last longer , but if our partner also has a lot of alchohol it may take her that much longer to cum so double the two up and you may have a marathon.
or of course she may well think god how much longer is he going to be evil :twisted: lol
Quote by MikeNorth
For example:

Blimey, I've even seen another site where you can see a live webcast of a hip replacement operation! :shock:

thanks for that.....bob
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Not quite Knee but similar op , I had an elbow replaced beginning of last year when the selfish of Air didn't support my weight when i parted company with the bike lol.............. op was fine, cast is a pain in the ass, but at end of day m8, they are only gunna do an op like that if they think it is gunna help your quality of life, its not a cheap procedure and NHS are tight gits lol

and he even managed to sit in the jacuzzi at chameleons, complete with bin bag over said cast lol :lol:
could have been wores at least he didnt have a bag over his head
Quote by davej
Knee replacements take some time to settle down, but after a while they are well worth it. My father now has complete mobility compared to before the op.
I've just been studying my kness and I can't help thinking that of all the bits weve got perhaps the kness are the one bit that ain't quite right, I've just got this sneaky feeling that they might have been better the other way round, just for things like tying shoe laces, cuting toe nails and stuff ,cos it seems odd that the minute I bend my kness they stick out blocking the view of my feet. I wil admit there would be a few disadvantages like sitting with yer legs crossed, but thats a small price to pay to my mind. I'm sure there are many mums out there, that are well pissed off with their kids tearing the kness out of their trousers when they are playing, which just wouldn't happen if their kids knees were round the back. Babies would have to learn to walk much quicker like other mammals as crawling just wouldn't work, but hey we could all squat a lot easier so perhaps thats a pay off.
I don't know weighing it all up if this idea is a goer, but seeing as your gonna go through with the pain of having em done Bob, whats the chances of getting em to fit them the other way round and popping back to tell us if my suspicions are right and that life really is better with your knees round the back.

don't know about that but i might ask if they can be lengthened as im not too tall
i know it is usually older people that have to have knee replacements ,however its happened to me earlier that i would have hoped,
do any of you know anyone who has had this surgery and above all was it ok ie did it work
The diivinci code is a very good read and is very difficult to put down i would not hesitate to recommend this book
Quote by DreamerHelen
Stussyboy you are on the Reserve List until we get to know you better....
Bobevans, you have made 12 posts, I still don't know you well enough to put you on the main list.....there is plenty of time until the Munch so just relax and stick around and you'll be on the Main List before you know it......its for security of the Munch....the last thing we want is reporters joining in and taking pictures of the Swingers..... rolleyes
Not that I'm saying you're journalists....but you never can be too careful....

ok we understand and agree we would all die if that happened
sorry forgot to say congratulations on your wedding i hope you will be very happy
super pics thanks for sharing them with us,
never been to a party ourselves but they sure look fun lol wink surprised
get her to look at this site a few times and you never know she might ask you ,now would'nt that be a surprise,
of course it doesnt mean you only want to talk to someone you want to shag,and its damn rude to pm someone like that , what ever happened to the social graces, politeness costs nothing and at least it gets you introduced .we,ll pm you just so you get at least one nice one.
enjoy swinging heaven and go to a club either way you are never to far forward to do a u turn,unfortunatley we are too old for you or we may have pm,d you,anyway have fun
fur belongs on animals not for our pleasure,try silk sheets instead or did you post this to be controversial
thanks helen i quite understand and share your concern, i promise now to be patient
anyway i dont know how to get to know you better.
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hi its bobevens again we have mand some posts now ,please could we be moved from the reserve list we rearly are very genuine
the law still says that all males over 16 must practice archery after church on sundays
a fine of sixpence could be levied for default
hey why not try a party and you may see the women of your dreams