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bobevens
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
Bi-curious Female, 68
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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Anybody going to pakefield rock & roll on 2/3 dec if so perhaps we can say hello lol
nothing wrong with using a webcam its just one way of confirming who you are, but remember some people are rather shy and would not like to be seen on a webcam , a phonecall between the ladies may save you a wasted journey if its a time waster
we were told about it by a couple who we met and they used it so we gave it a try and here we still are yippeeee :P :P
yup its happened to me but ive been married 4 times so perhaps it was a short lived feeling on one of our parts ( however this last one is the best )
I wonder how many times you looked at this site before you came to that conclusion lol :cry: :cry:
congratulations to both of you i hope you will be happy and have a long time together wowwwwwwwwwwwww im getting sentimental now
annie says size is not important.............................................unless you want an orgasm
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well.........im annoyed but relieved! Just popped over to Boots to print off some pics off my memory stick using the Self Serve Machine, and yes i had checked the stick for any dodgy ones!
Well up came the two I wanted to print off, i faffed around trying to get a 6x8 instead of a 4x6 without cropping any of the pic off......well i couldnt do it rolleyes In the meantime, i decided I'd go back to the start to see if I could see where I'd gone wrong, before handing the stick to the staff for them to do it for me.....
THEN I noticed there were OTHER pics now showing, luckily just me at a meal in 2003, of friends at a birthday party and a friend with my son.....nothing else...... :shock: So decided to just come home and after checking there were TONS of VERY SMUTTY pics further down! redface , it appears they were hiding in a file i hadnt created confused
How lucky was I :twisted: Mind you, got to go back and try again with the other 2 pics!
Ill be happy to print them for you
Hi caslista can i say how sorry we are that we didnt come we were let down by our now EX babysitter, tonight of all nights and annie didnt want me to come on my own lol please forgive us, after all the hard work put in by yourself please remember us next time redface surprisedops:
welcome to you all ,dont listen to the stick in the muds this site needed a breath of fresh air so perhaps you can open a window i look forward to signing in on the whole site with just one code it will be so much easier as i never managed to get on the chatroom anyway it was too dificult,
may we wish you the very best of luck for the future
well first of all good luck to you for the future ,and i for one look forward to the changes that will improve the site, its long overdue :P :P
Quote by northwest-cpl
Marital shagging ..... cuddle and sleep
Swinging shagging ..... "NEXT!!!!!" :twisted:

i like that one but also true
Its different for us ---as long as ive known my wife, when weve had sex she switch es off immediatly she either gets straight up or turns the tv on----hell its as if it never happened
Quote by naughtynymphos1
at this moment in time giving, tho i haven't excluded the other option completely!! Its a case of wait and see as far as receiving goes

well i have a strap on so if you need showing wink
that sounds nice
Yes it does, wonder if thats an offer and is it a private showing? lol
need a victim first lol
gunna be snowed under with offers now, every time i mention strap ons i get loads of guys pm-ing me lol

you can use a strap on for me but you better tie me down first
why not let her get on top then she can control how much enters her and believe me she will stop if it hurts too use plenty of gel
Quote by bluexxx
AH....... the "arm"..... :shock:
Here's another use for an arm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

best use of an arm ive ever seen
hey stop taking the mick out of men, i had flu and was only off work for three weeks we are not all mardy lol rolleyes :roll:
we had an embarassing moment but not in a hotel, it was in a lonley cove in cornwall ,we knew we were alone and so mrs evans could make as much noise as she liked,
just as we were getting ourselves tidied up, a couple from the other side of a huge rock appeared and said that hearing us turned them on and they also made love though rather more quietly than us .
we became friends for the rest of the holiday but not as swingers
needless to say that wasa the last time we did it outdoors
they would probably get envious and wished it was them
also it would probably turn them on and then they would'nt hear you for the noise they were making or may ask to join you
does that make you a bright spark ???.
but you do have my sympathy as we all do daft things, i fell off a swivel chair and i lecture on health and safety
Quote by maidinheaven
I really, really want to reply to this. It somehow strikes a chord with me. My number one partner and I have been together for 13 years. We have been part of a threesome just about a year. We all live alone (except that I have a dughter still at home).
We sleep together - I mean spend the night together, yes? - Fridays and Saturdays. Number One is a bit croaky this weekend so he just wanted to stay home - alone, yes?
Our boyfriend would have been happy to stay with me but I didn't feel able to have him with me without Tom.
It seems to have been a lonely weekend. But a safer one, yes? You just have to do what is right for you.
i agree and its nice you think as him as a boyfriend and not your number one ,in this case 3 is not a crowd but two may be a problem, stay as a well tried and fulfilling threesome
Mollie
difficult one to answer "what is swinging" our thoughts are if you play in the same room or seperatly from time to time thats swinging however if you spend the night seperatly untill morning that could be classed as wife swapping, we believe things are less likley to go wrong whilst swinging particulaly if the same 4 are involved on a regular basis
it just depends if she drinks doubles of spirits just give her singles she'll not notice, either that or tie her to a door and she cant go to sleep. ,you could blindfold her as well she may well like it
sex every time you always score that way, anyway i support nottingham forest and they never score
mrs E says surley its better to wriggle your foot than a toe,or in my case half a foot redface rolleyes lol
you could try a paul Mc Kenna tape or cd he's the famous Hypnotist me and my wife stopped smoking this way
His site is on the internet and tapes cost around £12, .
And in addition the tapes also fully relax you.
The very best of luck
Quote by davej
whatever happened to people who listen to good old rock and roll ,Elvis, jerry lee lewis,ect they are still well liked and Elvis had 3 number ones this year no one else has
LONG LIVE THE KING :P :P :P

They are still around Bob and no doubt would post in support, but care homes and the like rarely have internet connections, they kinda rely on people with names like the Great Marvo to pop in every Saturday fortnight to do a few tricks for em or someone called Brenda to give em a chat and show em a few slides on subjects like ' Yak trekking through the Pyrennes'
yor are probably just a todler lol lol :lol:
my daughter had two arrows pointing upwards printed on her t shirt and the logo " my eyes are up here"