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All car and space stuff before uni, although I wanted to put Cindy Crawford up (and on the wall... wink) but felt too embarassed. Then it was Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, Danni Minogue, Madonna at various stages (me? fickle? No, just didn't have enough wall space for all of them at once biggrin)
You know, a lot of the time, unless it's long distance (like a couple of hours or more), it really doesn't make all that much difference 'cos you get slowed down by traffic and lights and stuff. I've done it myself, been late, trying to catch a train where the next one's not for ages and you're worried about the job: rushing in traffic gets you nothing but more risk and pisses off the other drivers.
If you can plan ahead at junctions and get lucky with lights, keep up a steady speed for a good length of time, that's when you make the difference in time. Hitting 60 to catch up with the car in front then braking back down to 30 will very rarely ever get you anything but a lower mpg. You'll find the people behind that you rushed so much to overtake or get ahead of will catch up and be a car behind you at the next lights or turning often enough. Which is.. what - 5 seconds?
Sometimes the luck flows and you can save a few mins but it's not worth it for the increased risk of it taking a few hours/weeks/months/ever too (ie. crash and maybe hospital or even death).
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The other thing I'd like to know is who's the one who had the bluddy headcold on Saturday. I've got a raging sore throat and an absolute streamer now. Always said we were a generous bunch - like to share things around.

Yep, I suffered too. Until Friday. Lack of sleep and energy I'm sure didn't help. Definitely smackbottom: in order for the culprit. biggrin :shock:
I didn't even snog anyone (well, I mean properly... - no tongues at least)
I've only just caught up from page 11 here... Been so busy working and commuting (new-ish job) I haven't had time to catch up. God it took some reading. Great songs/poems
Almost been done already by Happy Cats, but here's an attempt at the other version, for those about to move south (if anyone feels foolhardy enough to attempt it smile ).
<-- lived daarn hier all me loife (...sorry... rolleyes ), but I did get brought up calling it dinner and tea instead of lunch and dinner.
1. When out and about, keep your eyes straight ahead with a going-about-important-business or glazed-over look, and don't try talking to anyone you might come across, particularly on the underground / "tube" as they call it. People may well look at you oddly and run away if you try it. Even a smile can be frowned at.
2. Walk as quickly as your legs will comfortably carry you. Especially when entering/exiting public transport.
3. Take at least twice the amount of money with you that you thought you'd need on any trip/night out.
4. "The North" is anywhere further up than Watford. And it's all "north". There's no midlands, no yorkshire, just "north". And it's grim. Allegedly. You've never been there so you don't really know.
5. Postcodes are an acceptable way of describing where somewhere is (or nearest tube stop, or nationally-known landmark/theatre/museum) - in London anyway.
6. For anyone on the tube network, going "into town" may mean the city, even if you're bloody miles away (am I right? not sure...)
7. The slightest hill or muddy path absolutely requires a range rover (land rovers are for northerners) to circumnavigate. Or hell, just get a 4x4 anyway.
8. You worry about bombs on the way to work every day.
9. To foreigners (particularly Americans), you live in London if you live within 150miles of it. Maybe more. Northerners aren't stupid to ask if you've met the queen, but some others are ('cos obviously, you live close enough to have seen her out shopping and she's a close personal friend!).
Ok, exaggerations and generalisations abound, but you get the point! Afraid I'm not an expert in these matters (my disclaimer) but you're welcome to add/correct me. Was going to add something about shopping hours but I think it's just that it's a big city. Noone else had done it properly yet (either confused )
Yep, great night. I'm usually trying to be among the last to leave but I got shoved into one of (if not the) 1st taxi back. That was ok though as I had a great time back at Dave/Alex's so that's ok. I missed blue's bar-stroll? Damn...
Debbiewebs - that imposter looked great in the pvc nurse outfit, please excuse me to her for drooling. Particularly the red boots and the fishnets underneath (you know you can get pvc-top versions of those?). I'll have to meet the 'real' you next munch then. smile
Postie I know why it went so quickly - you were asleep most of the time after you left! If it can do that for you can I have a massage like that Alex please! biggrin
Tune essence - the age comments - it's all complements, I pictured you younger too from your post style (we don't mean immature).
Big hugs and kisses to everyone I met there, there's never enough time for enough conversations. Was rather surprised how much I was on the dance floor, and you can blame a certain female for uncovering my mesh/pvc-lace-up new top, not my fault honest!
lm2h2handle I had no idea what you looked like was a very nice surprise (wow, the hair.. what a look!).
Had never seen Vix & Reese before but instantly recognisable, both look more gorgeous in real life than the lovely avatars, as did so many others.
Anyone who chickened out - wuss! Come next time (only to those who didn't have a good reason not to come to make sure I'm not shouted at by those who did).
I'm now thinking of changing my nick to "tea-bitch" after the pre/post parties lol whaddaya reckon!!!??? rolleyes wink Just don't ask me to make any tea (tip for anyone reading this - take note! I don't do tea, like, ever... Coffee fine, tea not). Especially didn't help with my brain not quite in working order yet at the time.
Need to catch up on sleep now after about 3hrs-ish. Night Night.
:cheers: :yawn:
I know it's been said but I have to add my thanks to both Dave_notts and Alex_Female for a great pre-/post- munch party, thankyou in particular to Dave for picking me up from the station and sorry if I kept you too long while I was trying to sort out whether I was getting a lift back to London or jumping on the train, while you did your washing smile redface . Was nice chatting though. Looking forward to the next one already! cool Great hosts and there's at least one drink I'm buying for you next time.
Poor Alex, working on doubles the whole evening without knowing about it (so you say... wink )... lol
There's certainly enough drink left to start the next one with (if it lasts that long biggrin ).
Happy birthday to you both. I'll be at the Notts munch that weekend, but many happy returns.
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mind you theres a certain hunk in surrey who has a very yummy bum could nibble that for ages redface surprisedops: :oops:

Really, voddy? Wow I have to find him and get his bum on here then.
Oh look, I might as well put mine on while I'm here biggrin wink rolleyes
You can take a sneak peak anytime you like anyway with the smaller version in the top corner of my avatar.
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Newton actually formulated the original calculations because little be know it was actually an orange that fell on his head whilst sitting under that tree and not an apple - so in anser to your question the typical circumference is 600 mm unpeeled of course!

With or without the leaves? With or without the wax? (they do wax em don't they? to make em all orange n stuff? dunno or did I just dream that bit?)

Sincerely?
I thought it was apples that got waxed, not oranges.
PS Excuse the far-too-deep joke
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On a trampoline with a nice trampoline coach
must have its ups and down side to it though lol
Groan. Ooooooooh... That hurt.. Get out! Come back when you've been to joke school!
Only kidding. Kind of thing I might have come up with actually (oops..)
If anyone wants to know my answer, refer to this thread. Or I could mention amongst some trees in a park, but despite trying to put some padding underneath (my shirt, other clothes...) there was too much undergrowth to be comfortable and the spiders/ants didn't help... Much better standing up getting a bj/hand job (on the path).
There are so many systems although msn is almost an essential to have, as so many people are on it. But there are many options, the only problem is having to install and run so many different programs to be able to use them all. But there is a solution!
I know people who won't use msn, and people who are just happy with an account elsewhere (aol, jabber, icq, , ) so I have accounts with all of them. It used to be a complete pain and slow my pc down considerably running all of them until I discovered you can get programs that can do all/most of them, integrate with my mail client at the same time and are way more customisable (always a thing in my books) than the programs provided, and skip the advertising too.
's a good one, comes in Linux (the one I use) or Windows, and maybe even Mac flavours. You can give it aliases for your contact names to help you remember who they are - something that always bugs me about some of the clients, whoever someone's signed as, if it's not someone you contact regularly, I sometimes don't know who it is if I've had them on my contacts for a while. Gaim isn't the only one but it's free, open source, and there are a few plugins for doing other stuff with.
The only problem with using non-provided applications for them all is it's can take a while to catch up with new features as msn or whoever add them, and not always as stable. But it beats having 5 or 6 different clients running. Especially if I want to set a particular 'away' message for all of them in one go.
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Here are a few I got a bit bored with...
(cut out the others, they're above anyway)

But... Blue! That last red thong one is sooooo nice! net stockings 'n'all (mm ok I know I have a big fetish for anything net). It is nice to see your face though.
I'll volunteer my very first one (only on my 2nd one now) and bookmark this thread for when I get bored of this one (will be a while). There are a few I'd love to be able to go back to. Some of the animated ones particularly, and some of the redheads, and a couple of humourous ones.
Wow I hope you've got a big house Dave_Notts, I'm still looking for a hotel but if there is space at yours post-munch and to kip (I won't need a lot of space, floor is fine with a rug or cushion or two which I can bring if you like) and you're willing to accommodate me (I knew if I wrote "have me" the innuendos would be flying) I'd love to come. If there's not space to kip anyone else reading got any other ideas/offers?
I don't remember if I've met you properly (was at Wishy's 40th, only place you may have seen me I suspect) but Vicky_Uk, Wishmaster, Postie, Vodka_babe, Marcuso, Sarah, Lucyweebaps, blonde, (I could go on) have all met me and would, I'm sure, be happy to tell you I'm a very decent chap.
Very much looking forward to next weekend now, and meeting loads more people I don't have a face to put to the name yet.
However, after an offer of a shared hotel room for Saturday night dropped out I still need somewhere to kip. Doesn't have to be a hotel as I'm not fussy but I ain't hanging around a few hours at a station til the first train of the morning, especially if I've had a few; and I hate leaving while the party's still in full swing unless there's a bloody good reason. One or two hotels have been suggested but nothing within the price range I was hoping for (<£50?).
If anyone has space they'd be willing to share that'd be great, more so if I know you already but I'm very polite, well-behaved, and a perfect gentleman as anyone who knows me here will testify (references available). I'll more than happily share any costs too.
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thank MARK!..................I TOTEL AGREE
please do not think in any way that i am tieing all men with the same brush ok
now way
i have met some fantastic men on this site and beleave you me..... its not the ones that post or pm me with hi i like your www site would love to shag you

I can't believe noone's picked up on this... Tieing! Well don't tie all of them together, and a brush wouldn't hold us very long but you can tie me up a bit if you like debs... biggrin
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You bet your sweet life. You know my views on things living and growing on peoples top lips.
Judy

What, you mean like noses? biggrin
'Effeminate' mentioned earlier for someone's preference of bi guys immediately gives an impression I wouldn't put myself into but I know what you mean. I'm definitely not a monkey with big muscles (although I do have slightly longer arms relative to my height than the height=armspan rule is supposed to predict - not enough to drag on the ground though smile ).
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How can I write something ... without making it seem like I'm just getting a post onto this thread in case any ladies would be interested in watching...

You could try just quoting something?
redface :mrgreen:
What, you mean like this?
PS: Vicky_uk - love the new avatar.
How can I write something thoughtful and intelligent or even just humourous without making it seem like I'm just getting a post onto this thread in case any ladies down south would be interested in watching me and someone else while we try out oral for the first time, maybe after a few meets?
Damn, I can't. Damn, this should probably be in Lets Meet Up...
biggrin :D :D rolleyes wink
Apologies mods...
Still, if you do get any luck and want anyone to watch let me know - I'm in Surrey with a car. Not particularly wanting to join in but watch (and wank?) would be good, looks like being a lovely few days still.
Peronally I think some of my shorts look very sexy (thinking more tighter jersey boxers or other underwear rather than looser bermuda's or something); but I despair for my legs. No matter how I try they won't change colour from the pale white they are now. At least the hairs mean they're not quite so reflective smile
I even went to warmer climes just to try getting them a bit less white but it didn't work. Come back to find it's been just about as warm here anyway - doh!
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No - the car/truck should not be parking itself on your back bumper. Nor should you, or anyone else attempt to extract any sort of retribution whilst driving.

Nope, I know you're right. Let me just say that if they stayed there then I would be worrying about it for as long as they were behind me which might affect my driving while trying to keep an eye on them. I know it's their fault if they do crash into me and they'd be the ones risking more, and a 'better' solution would be to slow down and wait for them to pass and let them bother someone else but I have done it.
To be honest it's almost never big trucks who do it, mainly boy racer types in modified hot 'supermini' hatches (not to cast a generalisation though I'm sure there are lots of responsible drivers of modified sporty cars, I have seen them).
ok my piece said, end of that one (to try and avoid pulling you in dambuster).
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I also think that if they had a look and increased the major road speed limits (certainly not slow compared to other countries and with the type of roads we have), people would still speed and it would just raise the overall speeds. I don't think it would make a lot of difference to the number of accidents, but it would make them a little more serious.

Not true IMO. People that currently speed are driving at a pace they consider safe for the conditions and car. Should that speed fall within the limit, I doubt they'd go out of their way to go ever faster.
Re. your later point (yes I got it), it could push the irresponsible drivers already going too fast for themselves/the car to drive even faster?
I've never seen it happen but I would swear that drivers suddenly braking for speed cameras has caused a fair few accidents on otherwise safe roads. I know I've been guilty of this myself, mostly accidentally letting it creep up or having just had some 'fun' and not realising til I notice the lines on the road and check the speedo.
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There's always going to be some idiots who do it for the hell of it, but that's the case whatever the limit.

Agree. I'd much rather have those idiots speeding at 30mph over 70mph than at 30mph over 90mph (don't read anything into those numbers, just random). Depends whether that's how they speed, always pushing the limit by <x> or always try to do constant speed <y>.
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..or the current obsession with speed killing is rubbish

You hit the nail on the head there I think! Sure, there should be limits and they should come down hard on those who speed irresponsibly and keep the public seeing it as anti-social, but they do overlabour the importance pure speed has a lot.
There've been a few times on say, Top Gear or other driving show where they've taken the public and asked them to guess how shortly they can stop from <x> speed and maybe then placed a cone or a dummy where they think they can stop by. More of them than not then proceed to knock the dummy over and some still doing a fair lick.
Nowadays with technology, you could put a warning light on the dash to show when you're too way too close to the car in front (for a length of time, to avoid distracting people when close manoevering / coming up to overtake). Easy enough to link to the speedo and distance sensors.
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Depending on the area, time, and road type and layout, 30 can be far too fast even. But because it's the limit, people try and stick to it. This is the problem with speed limits though, they restrict speeds on roads where those that can can't, but they give those that can't the impression they should. If you see what I mean (it's late).

Agree. And I do. It was late when I posted too, and was in Barcelona running around doing last minute shopping earlier in the day so I was kinda tired too.
Plus of course points mean higher insurance, which just so happens to be taxed and a nice money spinner for the government too.
I hadn't realised that's another win for them too! Basts! mad
properly set, and cameras are never placed where they might catch the reletively few loonies instead of the reletively many safe but nippy drivers,

That's what turns the public against them. Not that we can do a lot about it, they're here to stay. If they were to scrap cameras along otherwise safe and accident-free M-roads and fast A-roads, put some of them at blackspots and where (from police experience) people tend to speed excessively/dangerously and plenty of warning signs; then not come down quite so hard on those who were being safe (albeit not obeying the limits), and the public could see that, then I think we'd all be a lot more receptive to them. It'll never happen...
Ooh and those drivers that sit in the right-hand lane with 2 other free lanes and noone to overtake for a good long time... But that's another thread in the making.
Ooh had to reply here so many points. I could link to a lot of other replies to very similar discussions on a car-related board I have been known to frequent in the past but that'd probably be against AUP.
Someone mentioned 5-10% over/under-reading of speedos? By law they're not allowed to underread, only overread, and up to 5% I think (so as Jags says at 70mph indicated on the speedo you're doing a few mph less. How much depends on tyres (tread left), and one or two other accuracy/calibration things.
I totally agree about speed being appropriate to conditions. I have a pretty sporty car with good brakes that I know can stop from 100 quicker and in considerably shorter distance than some cars can stop from 70-80 but I still almost never touch 100. It's just too much faster than other traffic to be flying past someone that quickly, distance-per-second/reaction time isn't conducive to avoiding anything,
I also think that if they had a look and increased the major road speed limits (certainly not slow compared to other countries and with the type of roads we have), people would still speed and it would just raise the overall speeds. I don't think it would make a lot of difference to the number of accidents, but it would make them a little more serious. It's like air travel - very very safe (much more so than any road anywhere, especially per mile), but cos you're miles up and travelling so fast, collisions/crashes are so much more fatal.
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It is also rather interesting to note when talking about all the evil speeding people on the motorways that most of the time you need to exceed 70 to keep up with the traffic in anything other than the slowest lane. - so that means two thirds of drivers on the motorways are exceeding the speed limit. And to keep up in the outside lane you are probably looking at 90 mph most of the time.
Rather than trying to make money out of people doing the same things as everyone else maybe it would be a good idea to re-assess the speed limits on motorways to reflect the safety/breaking distances of modern cars.
Motorways are still mile for mile by far the safest roads to travel on even at 100mph.
Roger the Dragon cool

Yep, but you still get a few old cars on the roads that shouldn't be doing more than 60-70 - do we have a separate limit for them? Separate lanes of the motorway? Not allow them on main roads? A minefield of arguments... It's down to the driver to act responsibly and appropriately for the conditions.
I've seen it chucking it down so hard my windscreen wipers on full whack made it hard to see more than a car or two ahead on a dual carriageway, you couldn't see the road it was just a carpet of rain bouncing off the road: I was in the middle lane doing about 50mph and about comfortable with it, a good gap in front, and much less capable cars than mine were flying past at 80, 90.... Beggars belief!
Worries me how close some drivers get behind me too (although I have a way of dealing with them... drop down a gear, squeeze the brakes rather firmly then floor it back up again so there's no chance they'll actually hit me - they shit themselves temporarily and then behave a bit better usually. Not to be condoned though.).
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Just to follow on from Roger, I'd like to remind everyone that Mototrway speed limits were introduced by Barbara Castle after some horrific accidents involving supercars ( AC Cobras, E-Types, etc ) rear ending family cars ( Ford Anglias, etc ) at high speed. At the time it was very nessesary, but when was the last time you saw an Anglia on the road?
Ah-ha! I hear you say high speed leads to greater braking distances, just look on the back of the Highway Code to see how big they are already at 70mph. True but those are the distances for a Ford Anglia ( at the time, the biggest selling car ) and a few years ago Top Gear did a test to see how accurate those distances are, between an Anglia, a Land Rover Discovery, and a Porsche 911 ( ie old, mordern ( not great brakes ) modern ( great brakes ) and the two modern cars trounced the Anglia, even after the Disco locked up!
If the world ( or at least engineering ) progresses, why can't the law / government? At the least a public review is long overdue - and any recommendation for an increase would be welcomed by the majority of people, I'm sure ( going by the sympathy here for someone that quite excessively broke the limit - and that is a gross generalisation ), or is the reason the subject is never aired because the Treasury too dependant on speed scameras.

I agree they need a discussion in the public eye, but I think 30mph is fast enough for built up areas. The more annoying issue is making sure limits are signed well enough, and that they're sensible for the type of road. Way too many roads with stupid (too low or too high) limits - although it's worse with too-low than too-high it must be said, from personal experience. I've still been down a road and thought the limit was too fast for it, and that some people trying to make use of that limit even in good conditions might be overdoing it a little.
Mmm... Don't see anyone there complaining on the extra money on the books from the cameras. They're supposed to spend it on related things like improving road safety.. Dunno if they have though.
Ok, do excuse me, I can go on sometimes... smile
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...and the wife is in Barcelona.

Maybe I'll bump into her there then, I'll be leaving on a flight there in about 7hrs. I have no idea what she looks like though lol
Definitely a little kinky (some people may want to argue over whether "little" is the wrong quantifier), and hadn't thought of myself as much of a perv but I guess I am. Evidence in my ad's/signature.
<thinks> Wanting a car meet too (there's some nice roads around your area though if I remember from a meet that way/an old route to work). Oh, I already have a regular one of those I could go to (another site), I just keep missing it now mine's back on the road with weekends away/hols.
Lots of good tips. I'm used to taking my desktop full-size keys off every year or two or just using one of those compressed-air cans to clear out the hair, crumbs and crap that accumulates. You'd be surprised how much does.
Also done it on many laptop keyboards, well IBMs anyway, sure most others work the same, just prise the keys away carefully (I think working from the bottom corners works best but it's been a while so unsure) and although each key may bend a little it should pop off fine (and make sure you know what order they go in so you can put them back right - it's too much hassle swapping them round once you've put them back wrongly).
Putting them back - easy just push and they'll pop on once lined up, be careful with the larger keys like space/enter/tab as they might well have thin metal bars to help keep them flat as they move, just make sure this is hooked into the appropriate bits on the key and round the right way when it goes back on. You don't need to take all the keys off obviously but just enough to check if they're sticking.
If you're still scared to do it, go down somewhere like PC World or a local specialist shop and get them to show you/ confirm it can be done, just don't get served by a spotty student on part-time who hasn't a clue. Or find someone nearby who's experienced at these sorts of things. I'd offer to come and help if I was near enough.
Not guaranteeing this'll be the problem. Make sure you've not got anything weird running and have done a reboot, if that doesn't work do a cold reboot first (power fully off not just "restart" option) to reinitialise the hardware properly and make sure Windows doesn't keep anything in memory. It's as likely a software problem as anything else.
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okay.... time to get smart.....
1) They're Mac Donalds; I'm Mic Dowell's. They've got the Golden Arches; We've got the Golden Arcs.
2) He said god sent him! .God sent him? on a fookin Suzuki??
3) When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled
4) Is that what they are supposed to tell your mother when they send her another folded up American flag? 2. Tell her that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left, and that I wasn’t about to desert them.
5) Qantas never crashed.

I think you might be right with 2 as Fast and Furious, or 2 Fast 2 Furious.
3) not the foggiest
4) sounds like Saving Private Ryan but that's too obvious so bound to be wrong.
5) Rain Man
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"I feel like the maid.. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for .. for.. 10 minutes?"

Does this mean you got "The Incredibles" on 2 disc DVD?
Indeed it does. Great movie. Maybe the best of last year, a real proper superhero movie, great music, funny, emotional,... I could go on.
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*Smiling across the room, looking deeper into your eyes, then looking away shyling with a smile, but body still pointed in your direction, carressing my leg and playing with my hair and holding my hands above my head to bring your attention to my chest area, arching my back, and looking to across to catch you looking, aha! Caught you looking, smiles again, and makes a mental note to go over and start talking, all in good time, make it seem casual next time I work my way to the bar I'll be looking in your direction and on the way back we might exchange words ;) And phone numbers, if we get on well enough!*
Thats what flirting is all about!
Innocent on the outside, yet the master of the body language knows whats going on inside the mind!!!

Mmm.... My next victim step right up! biggrin
I'm always trying the smile and then flick my head back a few seconds later to see if they do too/were still looking. Far too rarely is anyone ever looking though.