Quote by fleagal
at this rate we could have a mini ride-out to Matlock one Sunday morning....
Wadda yer reckon
Fleagal
Mines a Kawasaki ZX9R love it !!!see ya at Matlock sometime :twisted: :twisted:
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Over 90 days ago
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Many years ago, this good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had all the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
"My name is Penis van Lesbian," the guy replied.
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you're gonna have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my forefathers by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said, and left the agent's place in a huff.
Five years later, the agent opened an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope was a letter and a cheque for $50,000. The agent was awestruck. Who would possibly send him $50,000?
He read the letter enclosed...
"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, and you told me I needed to change my name.
You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian, but determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name.
But I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would, however, never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation for you.
Thank you for your good advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van
How about that :P :twisted:
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had all the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
"My name is Penis van Lesbian," the guy replied.
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you're gonna have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my forefathers by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said, and left the agent's place in a huff.
Five years later, the agent opened an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope was a letter and a cheque for $50,000. The agent was awestruck. Who would possibly send him $50,000?
He read the letter enclosed...
"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, and you told me I needed to change my name.
You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian, but determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name.
But I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would, however, never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation for you.
Thank you for your good advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van
How about that :P :twisted:
:D :DJack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping-- Love you
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night."
Jack son answers "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door!"
Jack says, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a red rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed," 'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!' "
Broken furniture -
Hot Breakfast -
Red Rose bud -
Two Aspirins -
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless :twisted:
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping-- Love you
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night."
Jack son answers "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door!"
Jack says, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a red rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed," 'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!' "
Broken furniture -
Hot Breakfast -
Red Rose bud -
Two Aspirins -
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless :twisted:
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:wink:Quote by MickyDicky
hello boys and girls.....first posting so be gentle with me.
I've been out dogging on my bike before too and with some luck.
It's not as easy as in the car with all the clobber but it can be good fun.
There was a group called something like biking doggers, it was mainly based in the south-east I think but don't have the link anymore.
I'm looking forward to getting out and about on my bike again some night soon..the usual spots in and around Birmingham, maybe further afield too...Worcs, Warks, Notts....depends on what sounds promising.
Just started one up myself on check it out m8
:shock:Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I have a bike! - Although it would take me a while to peddle up there from Bournemouth!
Please don't start without me!! lol
I was getting all exited when you said you had a bike! Oh well, I supose a peddle bike is better than none at all, so get peddeling and see you when you reach the north west (probably be that knackered you wont be fit for anything)
Jo, my dear, looks like we still searching for the elusive MOTORbiking Dogger!
Di
xxx
Youve just given me a new name them I like it The Elusive MOTORbiking Dogger
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