The eighth noel
the noobies did say
I've got nine inches,
anyone want to play?
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burnie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 54
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Quote byDoes it really matter? I'm sure we all knew what he meant even with the spelling mistakes.
:roll:
Well, considering so many forum regulars regularly take the piss out of others' spelling mistakes and that there currently seems to be a thread all about spelling ("telling on frecklebird") It obviously does matter.
I am sure that dirtylittlemechanic took it in good humour.
Banter. It's what makes a forum.
The best profile I've seen, and I had to bite my tounge very hard not to comment, was someone describing themself as
professional (sic)........yes
literate. (sic)......yes, okay :D
and.....intellegent (sic) (doh!)
I think she was great too. Never whined or whinged or carried on flapping her hands or swearing. Looked how she looked, and didn't preen, and never seemed to backstab except to complain about David Dickenson, and well...who could blame her!!!! 
It was just odd, because it's usually either 'the guy you could have a beer with' ...ie Sid, Joe Pasquale, that cricket player, or 'the girl who goes in being afraid of trees, but who overcomes her fears and tries to do it' ....ie Sheree, Kerry Katona, who always win these things.
The public way of looking at things has changed slightly this year. I will be interested to see what they do with X Factor, if it's not fixed voting.
It was just odd, because it's usually either 'the guy you could have a beer with' ...ie Sid, Joe Pasquale, that cricket player, or 'the girl who goes in being afraid of trees, but who overcomes her fears and tries to do it' ....ie Sheree, Kerry Katona, who always win these things.
The public way of looking at things has changed slightly this year. I will be interested to see what they do with X Factor, if it's not fixed voting.
I'm shocked and stunned. She's been trained to be unphased. Think of all those state dinners she had to attend, being fed the national dish or animal, and she had to smile, down it, and thank the host very much for the fine choice of menu. She wasn't doing anything she didn't do everyday, except I doubt she hops out of bed at night, and pisses on the floor.
Quote by ricochet
Berni your better off getting a water bed.
We've had one now for about 15 years. They are probably cheaper than these fancy things. Theyre heated to blood temperature, so they are warm in winter and cool in summer and they don't wear out.
Just one thing, don't beleive the stories about how great they are for sex. Unfortunately they have a technical disadvantage in this area.
Nice website!!!! :shock: :shock: My heart stopped for a moment.
Thanks for the advice.
It's a highly entertaining show, where anyone from the public can go on it.
You get to make love to several of your favourite and most sexy celebrities and playboy bunnies, page 3 girls, hunky men, whatever, in a guilt free, gravity free room for as long as you want. Then you get to eat lots of chocolate, just before they give you the keys to the main vault in the Bank of London and say, take as much as you want.
Too bad you are too busy to watch TV. :P
You get to make love to several of your favourite and most sexy celebrities and playboy bunnies, page 3 girls, hunky men, whatever, in a guilt free, gravity free room for as long as you want. Then you get to eat lots of chocolate, just before they give you the keys to the main vault in the Bank of London and say, take as much as you want.
Too bad you are too busy to watch TV. :P
Quote by cheekychimp
When your head, heart & soul collides and agrees that....
Yes, I'm in love.. :bounce:
I'm not saying I am, or, that it lasts forever (In some cases it does...lucky devils)....however.......I sure remember that feeling like NO other....
CheekyChimp.....
Which time? Ah, but the last time was the best.
Personally I hate mobile phones, but because my husband is self employed, he finds it invaluable. He used to run a carpet cleaning company, and he would divert our home phone to the mobile and never missed any business.
I finally got used to having one when I had a travelling job this summer. I never felt vulnerable.
I love the net. I was once described as having the biggest library in the world at your disposal. Great for shopping, and travelling, and everything. Love it. Love this site.
I finally got used to having one when I had a travelling job this summer. I never felt vulnerable.
I love the net. I was once described as having the biggest library in the world at your disposal. Great for shopping, and travelling, and everything. Love it. Love this site.
Quote by Emily
I didn't realise that it was on, pity as I'd have liked to see it. Is it repeated?
I was treated for CSB (Compulsive Sexual Behaviour (hypersexuality/sexual addiction/whatever)) for several years.
Was it a one-off or is it part of a series?
Hi Emily;
Hopefully they'll repeat it, as they always do with that kind of subject matter. Maybe keep an eye on Satellite too.
If you went to this guy's treatment centre, you wouldn't be on this site right now or he would consider you still addicted. I suppose there's different degrees and problems with SA.
Anyway if I see it come up again, I'll post it ahead of time.
Remember awhile ago there was a series called Fat Friends about a bunch of people in weight loss club? I'll never forget their slogan 'nothing tastes as good as slim feels'
...er maybe I did forget when hubby put that 10 lb tin of chocolates in front of me....oh, and when Tesco had chocolate chip homemade biscuits in the reduced bin and I bought all 10 packs of them....and when... oh brother, forget it.
...er maybe I did forget when hubby put that 10 lb tin of chocolates in front of me....oh, and when Tesco had chocolate chip homemade biscuits in the reduced bin and I bought all 10 packs of them....and when... oh brother, forget it.
I remember when I first heard about an amazing club that had opened in New York called Plato's Retreat. Playboy would sometimes do photo shoots of all these gorgeous people involved in these amazing orgies. All soft focus, silk curtains and velvet cushions, with perfect bodies and hands everywhere and lots of boobs on display (no dicks of course! This was the 80s).
Unfortunately Aids closed it down, but that's another story.
I saw the story of O not long after that, followed by the film 'Caligula'.
Unfortunately Aids closed it down, but that's another story.
I saw the story of O not long after that, followed by the film 'Caligula'.
