The guy in this show was abused when he was little, so he couldn't be emotional with anybody, and only had sex with his wife 7 times in 6 years, but he was spending between $200-1200 a month on chat lines, and he would visit women he met on the net for quickies regularly. He wanked 4 - 6 times a day.
He was told he couldn't even masturbate anymore, and should only have sex with his wife, whom he reconnected with again, because it would set him off like an alcoholic having just one drink.
It doesn't seem right to include it in a swinging situation, unless the lady involved wants some kind of scene and has asked to be your whore-bitch-slut-muffin.
I wish you were doing it now.
I'm trying to drop 8 pounds so I can sit comfortably in my jeans without this huge muffin top trying to strangle me. It's always the little bits of weight that are the hardest to get rid of.
That is really funny. I love how he starts to stagger around more and more, and the fart is brilliant!
Thanks for that.
Did anybody see the show about curing sex addiction last night?
I thought it was okay, and reasonable enough, until the very end when Dr Doug pronounced England as the worst country for sexual addictions, followed by European bourjoise.
I don't objectify, do you?
Oh you are having a bad week, aren't you?
I think you would need something more powerful than a home carpet shampooer anyway. We worked in carpet cleaning for afew years, and the industrial machines are often called out to fix home carpet machine messes.
They're just have a zillion times more powerful suction and a big holding tank.
I'm glad to know you got the problem somewhat sorted anyway.
Where are you located? Maybe some of us who are in your area could suggest a good painless practitioner, or maybe you could find a dentist who uses gas. That's supposed to be wonderful.
If you haven't been to the dentist in afew years, I have to tell you, they have advanced so much. The needles and tools are finer, so you hardly feel them, and the anesthetic is quicker and they don't need so much of it. It's totally different compared to dentistry even 10 years ago.
Don't put it off if you can help it.
if you do start to get water inside the house, a carpet cleaner can use his machine to help pump it out. You can get pro dehumidifiers from hire shops, or some carpet cleaners have them.
Look in the yellow pages for someone who deals in fire damage, and they'll be able to help you dry your house out and claim.
Alternatively, if you know anybody with a wet-Vax, they can also pump out water, but if you have carpets, it won't be as efficient as a pro.
Just do it as soon as possible with carpet, because if it gets too wet, the hessian dye can stain the pile, or if they are acrylic, they can shrink.
Good luck.
I had to get a big molar pulled out last year. I was advised from a friend to take a thing called Hypericum, because it helped with nerve pain and it did.
If a tooth needs to be pulled out, it is ready. They just slip out and you wonder what all the fuss was about.
:P
The hypericum (bought from a local chemist whose name reminds me of footwear) helped with healing and it was really nothing.
Don't worry. It's better gone. You can die from an infected tooth you know. The infection can easily spread to your heart. So just do it. :P
Does it turn me on? Depends who's saying it.
But no, not really.
You missed several discussions on dick size. It was a dick-y week.
ARGGG. We're working that night too. Would have been fun to meet y'all.
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J*SUS!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No reality TV shows. In fact, who bothered much with TV?
The innocence of heavy petting, instead of giving it up too young.
A band meant a bunch of musicians playing instruments and singing, not 4 programmed tone deaf teens dancing around like monkeys, singing recycled songs.
Meat with flavour.
No designer clothing.
Shoes with square toes.
You could leave your door unlocked on your house and your car.
Go to a shoe store and purchase a product called Leather Stretch . Put on some socks, spray the boots and insert your padded foot into them. Keep them there for about half an hour. You can repeat the process.
The only way it won't work is if the boot is reinforced with a plastic liner, or stitching right where you need it stretched.
Good luck.
My husband is on his way from Newcastle to Mereside outside of Manchester. Can anybody advise on road conditions please? It's noon.
If you have any raw ginger, slice it finely, chuck it in a pan, with powdered ginger, powdered cinammon, a couple of peppercorns, and some lemon (either whole and scored, or bottled juice). Boil it in a cup or two of water for 30 minutes or more.
Seive it and pour into cup with as much cider vinegar as you can stomach (a tbsp or two) , and stir some honey in. If it's too strong, add some hot water, or if it's too vile, mix it with some other tea, herbal preferably.
Add whiskey if you want. The raw ginger acts as an antiseptic, and the powdered works like a expectorant. The cider vinegar has many magical qualities.
If it doesn't kill the cold, it will reduce the amount of time you have it.
Newcastle wouldn't be so far away for you either if you don't want to go over the hills.
I'm not a techy, but whenever my computer goes stupid, I turn it right off, let it rest a couple of minutes, and restart it again. It normally cures the problems with internet access. I have to reset my McCafee virus program.
I also have the system plugged into a surge protector.
If this doesn't help, I do the big erase and reboot, and always have all important things kept backed up on disc, or written down somewhere.
Good luck.
I guess anything over a gallon for men, and under 3 ounces for women would be acceptable.
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...with tea or hot water, with lemon and honey, :beer: 
No snowball fights yet!
