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burnie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 54
United Kingdom

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It snowed in downtown Newcastle this afternoon. Just a bit, but it was bloody cold.
good luck to you both. I've enjoyed your little interventions and sense of humour. I don't bother too much with this site anymore either. It has changed immensely. I don't feel very comfortable here anymore.
Maybe see you on the other side.
Yes it is fun, and you don't need a man to have sex on a washing machine.
It has to be on spin cycle.
I'd like to point out that Pete Burns is not a tran-sexual. He is a cross dresser who has had facial surgery, and who does not even consider himself to be a cross dresser, but a person who wears what he wants. He is still intact as a man.
Steanrachy; I know exactly what you mean. That's why you don't see me on here much anymore. It's like a different animal altogether. The comradery is gone. I posted a couple of things thinking people would like them, and they just got slated/ or I got hounded to the point that I can't be arsed doing anything which I consider to be nice for anyone anymore. In fact, I'm wondering why I'm bothering to post this note...
That is fantastic! I used to say to myself, I don't drink battery acid and I don't smoke ciggarettes. The connection began to take in my brain, and I can easily dissassociate with the vile idea now. Good luck and keep it up. Take lots of vitamins to help your body get rid of the toxins. Good luck!!
What exactly would the homeowner sell to them?
You've lost me?
I thought it was amazing. Much better than the new English habit of buying every piece of lit-up crap available, and placing it randomly all over the garden, and the front of their house, whether it goes together or not.
The music is by a group called the Transiberian Orchestra, and they do fabulous rock operas.
It's nice to see someone with so much spirit. I'm sure it has brought alot of joy to many people all over the world, and to me, that's unbeatable.
Merry Christmas to all.
That's watered down cereal,
but why?????
I think to each their own, but HUH????
I'm sure I saw a TV show about it not that long ago. If it's the same place, it was very nice, but mainly american men and lots of women to chose from. They were offered 2 on the first night if they took the penthouse suite, and then you could have any one you wanted for the rest of your stay. The women were looking for someone to marry them and take them away.
Poor poor you! Nothing makes you appreciate your health more than a good dose of flu.
Get yourself into bed with a hot water bottle, and a hot toddy, and you'll feel better soon!! biggrin :D
If you do try to shave anything, then definitely try a Mach 3 razor. It moves with the curves and gets close. A normal double blade is genital suicide.
You shouldn't have too much trouble. You resemble Peter Kay.
You could do a lookalike and make loads of dosh.
What do you think of our little Morrocan stripper/sort of singer?
Is he a babe, or is he a minger?
I think he's got a good business head, is extremely charasmatic, and has a bod made for sin. I know he's like a male equivalent of the cheeky girls, but hey, all the power to him for the time he's got.
What do you think? X-factor/reality TV bashers need not respond, thank you. This is for us girlies.
I'm sitting here by myself too. My hubbys gone to do some work, and was supposed to be back tonight so we could go to a family party, which would be my first party in absolute years, and he had to stay away another night. I find this site is really good for making me feel not so alone.
Think of it as a time when you can eat whatever you want, go to the loo with the door open, have a long undisturbed bath with candles, and stay up really late watching absolute rubbish on TV.
Just don't drink too much, and leave lots of lights on and something to make noise with human voices (radio or TV). Then don't try to go to sleep until you're falling asleep on the settee.
One more thing, is get off the computer about an hour before you want to sleep. as the computer stimulates your mind too much.
Good luck sweetie.
Why don't you try wearing tighter pants, or support boxers so they don't dangle. Sort of like a wonderbra for dicks.
I thought you were going to say: It's 5 o'clock and it's...............Chico time!
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You're quick. You caught me mid-edit. I realised that wasn't very nice, was it?

Not really - I'm assuming that you don't mean Calista and me, though?
No, no, no... just me...spitting...my dummy...very rudely..... confused
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Just had a quick look, seems to be working fine.
Are you selecting a town first? Otherwise it won't allow you to update your stuff, make sure you select your town, then all the other options will update. (don't forget you can choose to hide your town there too, so don't panic about selecting it!).
Hope that helps.

Thanks for that. I just got a lovely pm advising me to do the same thing. It seems to have worked.
I've had alot of problems on the computer from spam in the past, and they were all starting to reoccur in unison with this little problem.
phewwww.....I'm happy again. biggrin
You're quick. You caught me mid-edit. I realised that wasn't very nice, was it?
mad They've changed again. :x :x :x Maybe I'll just try blocking the spam and see if that works. Anybody else having this problem?
I realised that if I knock off, then I can't view the ads or anything and they'll probably start charging me for what I get for free now.
My account settings keep magically changing on me, allowing the new SH to send me spam and notifications. I don't want a big 'SWINGERS HEAVEN NOTIFICATION' heading appearing in my mailbox all the time. Talk about subtle. mad :x :x
If this happens one more time, I'm cancelling my account and will see y'all around somewhere else.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Have you tried Great Lash, in the pink and green tube? It's renowned as the most purchased top mascara in the world, and only a fiver. Don't bother with the new 'ultra black' as it gets cloggy, but regular black is brilliant!
The trick with those dual mascaras, is not to put too much of the base coat on . Your lashes shouldn't look totally white like the misleading ads. Just one coat, and then a coat of the black.
I used them all the time, but admit the Loreal and Bourjois original are the best. The others tend to go clumpy.
If you have the reciept, you can return it to the shop you bought it at. If they argue, tell them you 'react' to it and get styes. If you either don't have the reciept, or the shop you bought it at is a small local one, then write to the company and tell them you love all their other products, but this one isn't doing it for you . They will 99% of the time either refund you, or send you vouchers.
I do it with any product I don't find to be 100% with no problem.
I find it better to chat to people on the forum, than to run an ad. Hang around a while.
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getting away from the the subject just a little! lol Ive never used a dental dam and they sort of defeat the the object for me because i go down there as much for myself as i do the lady i just love the taste :thumbup:

Excuse my ignorance, but, a what?? dunno
My ignorance is little better than yours! But i know you put them on your tongue during cunilingus to stop sexually transmited diseases..... Ladys could you explain in more detail please smile
Have a look here >>http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/60586.html
Oh! biggrin I've been referenced! Is this as good as being certified?