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casp1965
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Warwickshire
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Warming the Bed
for the males, a can of beer and a escape route to another room where sport maybe on.
for the ladies, younger :-large selection of scones, hot-cross buns and tea type cakes on a fancy rake
Older :- hot fresh bread,with real butter. As above, bottle of strategically placed bottle of gin and tonic
Make sure the oven is warm to touch.
for the ladies, younger :-large selection of scones, hot-cross buns and tea type cakes on a fancy rake
Older :- hot fresh bread,with real butter. As above, bottle of strategically placed bottle of gin and tonic
Make sure the oven is warm to touch.
Warming the Bed
for the males, a can of beer and a escape route to another room where sport maybe on.
for the ladies, younger :-large selection of scones, hot-cross buns and tea type cakes on a fancy rake
Older :- hot fresh bread,with real butter. As above, bottle of strategically placed bottle of gin and tonic
Make sure the oven is warm to touch.
for the ladies, younger :-large selection of scones, hot-cross buns and tea type cakes on a fancy rake
Older :- hot fresh bread,with real butter. As above, bottle of strategically placed bottle of gin and tonic
Make sure the oven is warm to touch.
Warming the Bed
For a while now i've been using the same photo as a profile picture. what i'd like to know from the general consenius is, does it do one do me justice? Or, could anyone give me a few pointers in the right direction. Please be aware. To me looking at male photographs makes me think i'd rather be looking at the results of a car accident. Honest answers good or bad will be taken to heart ...lol
Warming the Bed
Just a few from me on :-
handjobs
please remember that you are giving pleasure to your man and not trying to unblock the kitchen sink with a plunger.
giving oral
teeth being racked down his shaft will not bring a look of pleasure to his face that look is pain.
trying to suck his balls through a sweat gland on his sack is impossible no matter how hard you try.
recieving oral.
You didn't like it when the babies head came out so why do you insist on trying to put a full grown one back in.
ears are needed, if you want to twist things get a motor bike
people will laugh at your man if he goes to work with finger nail scars on the back of his ears.
2 slaps on the bed or a leg means in wrestling terms means i submit, please remember and brake the hold.
finally some others..
Cramp is not funny however amusing you think it is.
Askin what he wants for his tea on the short strokes will not get the desired effect
hope this helps......
handjobs
please remember that you are giving pleasure to your man and not trying to unblock the kitchen sink with a plunger.
giving oral
teeth being racked down his shaft will not bring a look of pleasure to his face that look is pain.
trying to suck his balls through a sweat gland on his sack is impossible no matter how hard you try.
recieving oral.
You didn't like it when the babies head came out so why do you insist on trying to put a full grown one back in.
ears are needed, if you want to twist things get a motor bike
people will laugh at your man if he goes to work with finger nail scars on the back of his ears.
2 slaps on the bed or a leg means in wrestling terms means i submit, please remember and brake the hold.
finally some others..
Cramp is not funny however amusing you think it is.
Askin what he wants for his tea on the short strokes will not get the desired effect
hope this helps......
Warming the Bed
I was dragged kicking an screaming from the age of 4 up to my teens to ryhl abergele towyn and i never new there was a naturist beach there, 
SO that's why my old man used to go of on long walks on his own....lol.
and does the sun come out long enough in north wales????? i think i spent most of my time bailing out the caravan???
sorry no help here i'm affraid
SO that's why my old man used to go of on long walks on his own....lol.and does the sun come out long enough in north wales????? i think i spent most of my time bailing out the caravan???
sorry no help here i'm affraid
Warming the Bed
I snapped the bango string on my cock while havin nooky, we were going at it that hard and fast. i then tried blame the lady that she'd started her cycle. then paniced when i reliased it was me.
Also while doing a friend doggy style we both heard a distinctive click but as we both didn't feel any pain we continued on. when we finished i went to get up to find i'd got a uncontrolable shaking in my left leg that wouldn't stop. she thought it was highly amusing till i told her i didn't know what she was laughin at as i'd got drive her home. which i did and every time i used the clutch it started again.
turnrd out i'd trapped a nerve in my leg, try explain that to a doc. he laughed that hwhole time i was in his surgery!!!!!!
Also while doing a friend doggy style we both heard a distinctive click but as we both didn't feel any pain we continued on. when we finished i went to get up to find i'd got a uncontrolable shaking in my left leg that wouldn't stop. she thought it was highly amusing till i told her i didn't know what she was laughin at as i'd got drive her home. which i did and every time i used the clutch it started again.
turnrd out i'd trapped a nerve in my leg, try explain that to a doc. he laughed that hwhole time i was in his surgery!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
For a couple of day's you get a bit of an itch, if you wear tight fitting jocks. so remember where you are, doesn't look good rearranging things in middle of tesco's. an don't consider using a cheap aftershave either, feels nice at first then it's sheer hell on earth lol :shock:
Warming the Bed
On a practical note, As a member of the Armed Forces, blokes are encouraged to shave all there pubic regions before and while their on exercise or operations. through not compulsery you don't see the ones that do with beasties invading there nether regions 
:evil: . Plus it does make john thomas look alot bigger 
:evil: . Plus it does make john thomas look alot bigger Warming the Bed
ok you've had all the relaxing stuff, but the main thing you got to have is self confidence and self believe, go with the attituide your going to pass. Say it to yourself over an over again till your nearly shouting it if you have to.
look the instructor right in the eye with a you dare fail me look, and look in your mannerisums(?) that you're been doing this all your life. If you make a mistake don't dwell on it, forget it it's gone.
nervousness breeds nervousness, act timid and unsure you will act that way,
a friend of mine actually said everything he was doing and saw as he was carrying out the actions ie mirrors, signal, now manovre. said out loud what road signs he could see,
I just glared at the instuctor everytime i saw him write anything down until he would look at me before he went to write.
go with the it's just another drive of the car an you'll do just fine
ALL THE BEST FOR TOMMOROW.....
I take it you will be posting how you got on by the way??????
Warming the Bed
Where do you want me to start!!!!!!
1, planes over my finger's with electric planer, no finger prints on right hand anymore!
2. hit water pipe with an electic drill, big blue flash, sat on other side of room! wonderin what happened!
3, banned myself from using a hammer. i've only got 10 fingers and want to keep em!
4, do not put paint tins on shelves any more, seem to put them away with lid hanging off, spend remainder of day bathing in white spirit.
anbody want any jobs doing just give me a call!!!!
1, planes over my finger's with electric planer, no finger prints on right hand anymore!
2. hit water pipe with an electic drill, big blue flash, sat on other side of room! wonderin what happened!
3, banned myself from using a hammer. i've only got 10 fingers and want to keep em!
4, do not put paint tins on shelves any more, seem to put them away with lid hanging off, spend remainder of day bathing in white spirit.
anbody want any jobs doing just give me a call!!!!
Warming the Bed
I'm a singe fella so i had to take abit of a liberty and where partner was i had to use past female friends and future friends i'd like to meet.
Hope that's allowed peeps. but all answer where answered to best off my knowledge.
there's been a few drunkern nights when it's been wake and say hello who are you?
ho final score was 535
Hope that's allowed peeps. but all answer where answered to best off my knowledge.
there's been a few drunkern nights when it's been wake and say hello who are you?
ho final score was 535
