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celestria
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
Straight Male, 52
UK

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Quote by Cubes
Well I still can't think of anything I'd use it for. innocent

rotflmao You know I had to scan it, don't you? :giggle:
:smug:
:giggle:
<<this is my favourite ever QR Code use though
Quote by Cubes
*Hides* waits for the toots time-bomb :scared: ^^^
by the way i secretly agree

Oooh... you's in soooo much trouble now! :scared:
Quote by celestria
If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them cause they have gone blind.

would it be called the Ibrator? lol
Too long, more likely the iVibe
Too late!

:giggle:

Good old doc Johnson :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
If Apple make a vibrator people would be suing them cause they have gone blind.

would it be called the Ibrator? lol
Too long, more likely the iVibe
Quote by flower411
I am now the proud possessor of a free QR code which will direct people to my business facebook page. I'm getting it printed on my next lot of advertising to see if it increases traffic .
Does anybody actually use their phone to read these codes ?

Occasionally yes... but if I have the advertising literature in my hand more often than not I will wait until I get home to have a look on t'internet on my laptop
Quote by MikeC
Awww I didn't make reececup's list... guess that means I'm either not at all memorable or not "has been" enough either lol :lol:

No your just welsh ;)
Only honorary welsh, and only because I married a Welshman actually flipa
Awww I didn't make reececup's list... guess that means I'm either not at all memorable or not "has been" enough either lol :lol:
Quote by Earthchild
the food channel is Earthy porn
also love the rediculous programs like cupcake wars etc

The great British bake off is starting again]
ooh i nknow i have beenn asked why dont you do it cos i hate baking its the decoration i love but dont get one without the other
I am so with you on the foodporn channel *nods*
I kept being asked about going on sewing bee.... I hate dressmaking but I obviously like other forms of sewing. So I can totally relate to your baking/decorating split
Quote by Angel Chat
tbh i have always loved paul weller, even as an older dude and omg roger daultry, will be seeing bruce foxtons new band at the end of the month too

Earthy were you drunk when you wrote this?! :giggle:
It's the most random thing ever! Mind I've only read this page... :haha:
LOL They're all mod bands DG. You know, parkas, mopeds n stuff :giggle:
DG have you seriously not head of Mod Mods??? FFS I m only just 40 and I know the whole mods and rockers thing and knew they were Mod music peoples!
Quote by Angel Chat
Eating Two day old take away Pizza from the box :sad:

redface Is that disgusting? I do it too lol
Except I didn't know it was disgusting, so I wouldn't have thought to post about it :giggle:
Next morning after drinking session is fine, two days old especially if unrefrigerated is utterly wrong. Food hygiene courses have taught me to be very careful with food even though I don't practice every stringent rule, this may be seen as akin to blue's foot picking eating thing :scared:
I keep thinking old school Markz.... but his line was actually you want me don't you LOL
Longer term friends that I have as my Facebook friends I struggle to remember their usernames on this and other forums at times. Some newer forum friends that are now on my facebook I really struggle to match up to a) the forum I know them from and b) user/real name status. This is not helped by the fact I am an active member on numerous dog rescue forums and have countrywide contacts there as well as from swinging circles lol
To answer the question properly, people I've met several times become known by their real names, but exchanging forum names isn't foreign or strange to me. I've met many a dog rescue forumite on a transport run and greeted them with a "hi I'm xxxx you must be yyyy"
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
Russell Brand and Brian Cox ...... for starters :twisted:

Oh hell yes!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
I am thinking ..... earthy ..... maybe?

:happy: :happy:
ooohhh ohhh ooohhh I know, but I'd be rubbish at coming up with a new one so am going to sit on my hands LOL
Quote by Freckledbird
Do you eat laverbread with your brekkie too?

I haven't tried it yet. I want to, just so I can say I've tried it, but need to find someone to make me a proper Welsh brekkie first
A very lovely Welshman showed me how to make Laverbread - yummy. I'll do the laver bread if you do the brekkie?
Yes please!!!! :-D
Quote by Freckledbird
Do you eat laverbread with your brekkie too?

I haven't tried it yet. I want to, just so I can say I've tried it, but need to find someone to make me a proper Welsh brekkie first
Ironing is my pet hate too, that's why I pay my daughter to do it! I have enough work related ironing without doing a million school shirts and the huge amount of other laundry we have every week thanks lol
Quote by northwest-cpl
Unfortunately this thread is turning into the bear pit of old. It wasn't nice viewing 10 years ago and hasn't improved since. The banter has been missing from these forums for a few years but the pack assassinations could do with being a thing of the past. The point was clearly made to Paddy on page 2, surely there's no need for everyone to keep chipping in.

I honestly believe if paddy had answered the question he had asked when it was asked about why a members ex chat op status was relevant this would have been laid to rest at that time. His choice, he deliberately provoked, then only answered what he thought was relevant and ran away and asked for the thread to be locked after he had had his dig but didn't want any reprisals from his dig. Tough crap. If you are prepared to hand out accusations then you sure as heck better be prepared for them coming back. As my family have always told me, if you can't take it, don't dish it out to others. Don't ask questions you are not prepared to be asked of you, and don't ever ask questions you won't like the answers to and then accuse those who respond of bullying you.
Common sense. Lacking. Banter, Silliness, Chat, Good times, bring them back. If you have an agenda then state it clearly and openly. Don't pigging hide behind stupid past stuff that most of us left behind years ago, just be yourself. I am quite happily back here enjoying a bit of times past and hoping that I can bring back some of the things I have missed. Personal circumstances meant I couldn't swing. I want that life back, but hte reception I personally have got here as a "has been" leaves a very very bitter taste in my mouth.
Quote by Lost
We are Lost and the story goes something like this
Once many moons ago we were .....Oh bollox to all that lol it is what is. It was longer once then got shorter

Lost in Paradise... Lost and found... lost World.... Raiders of the Lost Ark....Lost in Translation.... The Lost Boys
Quote by essex34m
Surely her 40th would have been a clue to her stamina?

Says you catching up the redwine git's supposed age when I first encountered him on ANOther site :giggle::giggle::giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Fucks sake... has that old Blue bint drowned in her Baileys?
I'm about dry now and she's nowhere to be seen!!
I thought we were aiming for longer than a 10 minute party!! rolleyes
bolt
Where are all the naked people feeding me with booze?!
*gets in the jacuzzi*
Which eejit forgot to turn it on?! smackbottom

you didn't reply to my offer so I took the bottle sat in the corner and drank it myself :twisted:
Quote by Dirtygirly

aww i lost the lappy for a while and the ipad is a pile of wank apart from facebook and the kindle app, so sorry xxxxxxxxx

Earthy if you open SH through safari it works okay... I use it on my phone and my iPad. kiss
Yep, works well on Safari but is very very odd on Chrome
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
thanks to all who commented so far
we also hope its good , lol
bit different from the norm
time will tell
we welcome any advice , tips or recomendations

Take a map?! :giggle:
And a phrase book! :mrgreen:
And a list?? bolt
And condoms just in case :bolt:
Champagne country, lots of over night stops after half day tasting sessions..... never done it, but it's something I have on my bucket list wink
Quote by Qbu
I have progressed (degenerated?) to the inevitable pj's. Comfy though :-)

It's well past bra off o'clock now *nods*
Not had one on since Monday lol
Chafing on your knees?
Not quite yet. As someone who's clearly experienced it though, what would you recommend to ease the discomfort?
As my kids would say, Essex just got pwned
Don't understand it myself. I still reprimand the brats for not using proper capitalisation grammar and punctuation when they text me :lol:
Get thee back up and bounce some more
We needs more bouncing and jiggling and laughter and funstuff and silliness :bounce::bounce::bounce:
Still want :blob3: back though :giggle: