Mrs C is a big fan of Withnail and I so here are a few of her faves:
"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"
"I am a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum"
"Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning."
And some of mine:
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." Orson Welles wrote this speech himself for his character Harry Lime in The Third Man.
"My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains! You know, you're the second guy I've met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail." The immortal Bogart as Philip Marlowe in The Big Sleep.
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Sometimes we do wonder.
A couple wrote to us about a week ago. We wrote back to them saying we didn't think they were what we are looking for as they are both straight and we are looking for couples where the female is bi. Also they wrote their email all in capitals and we hate that, but thats by the way! LOL
Anyway, tonight we got a mail from them sent to us at about pm saying they had been let down by another couple and did we fancy meeting up with them! We replied that as we had stated previously we didn't think they were what we were looking for and in anycase didn't think it was all that flattering to be asked to step in for another couple that had cancelled on them.
Is it just us, or are we missing the point somewhere?
A couple wrote to us about a week ago. We wrote back to them saying we didn't think they were what we are looking for as they are both straight and we are looking for couples where the female is bi. Also they wrote their email all in capitals and we hate that, but thats by the way! LOL
Anyway, tonight we got a mail from them sent to us at about pm saying they had been let down by another couple and did we fancy meeting up with them! We replied that as we had stated previously we didn't think they were what we were looking for and in anycase didn't think it was all that flattering to be asked to step in for another couple that had cancelled on them.
Is it just us, or are we missing the point somewhere?
Both hands, touch typing, on an Apple Mac! Laboriously learnt it many years ago on an Amstrad PCW computer using something called Mavis Beacon Typing Tutor. I love it in our office, where I am the oldest inmate, being able to type and do stuff faster than all the 20 somethings who think they know it all on a pc!
You can't is the short answer. Obviously we can only speak for ourselves, but it was Mrs. C who brought up the idea of swinging. She had had her first bi experience with a friend of ours, for vaious reasons (mainly geography) it wasn't likely to happen again very often if at all and she wanted to explore her sexuality.
So one morning at breakfast she suddenly said she felt she really wanted to experience more with another lady and what did I think of swinging so she could meet other bi ladies. Of course, being a bloke, I said yes! LOL
That first idea set the seal on our swinging, we only meet couples with a bi fem or single females (we've only met one of those in three years) and while we do do "full swap" she says shes not interested in the males (shes already got one) but rather the female. She has since told me she was worried how she would feel watching me play with the other female, but found she enjoyed seeing me get pleasure.
You are not going to trick her or entice her into it, I think, and unless she is bisexual you are going to be on sticky ground bringing it up.
So one morning at breakfast she suddenly said she felt she really wanted to experience more with another lady and what did I think of swinging so she could meet other bi ladies. Of course, being a bloke, I said yes! LOL
That first idea set the seal on our swinging, we only meet couples with a bi fem or single females (we've only met one of those in three years) and while we do do "full swap" she says shes not interested in the males (shes already got one) but rather the female. She has since told me she was worried how she would feel watching me play with the other female, but found she enjoyed seeing me get pleasure.
You are not going to trick her or entice her into it, I think, and unless she is bisexual you are going to be on sticky ground bringing it up.
We used to go to Xtasia in Birmingham quite a bit, Nat likes the atmos as it's very night clubby rather than "sauna" type. She likes to feel glam when "playing" and doesn't apreciate having to remove all her kit in exhange for a towell when she's spent ages getting ready to go out. Since we moved to Chester its a bit further to go there so we haven't been for a while.
Can anyone suggest a club like Xtasia with more of a night club feel in the North West?
Can anyone suggest a club like Xtasia with more of a night club feel in the North West?
Further update: I am in seriously good books now with Nat. My busty work friend has a second job and was umming and arring last night about if it was worth going home after work only to have to drive back into Chester to start her evening job. I suggested she come home with me and have a cup of tea with Nat and I (we live very close to where she works some evenings).
Quick phone call to Nat to warn her so she could check house and make up before we got back. I left them to it when we got back and Nat spent a lovely hour having a girly chat with her, which left her seriously drooling! LOL She dragged me upstairs and jumped on me as soon as my friend left the house. Not a bad way to start the weekend.
Quick phone call to Nat to warn her so she could check house and make up before we got back. I left them to it when we got back and Nat spent a lovely hour having a girly chat with her, which left her seriously drooling! LOL She dragged me upstairs and jumped on me as soon as my friend left the house. Not a bad way to start the weekend.
don't you just love them, here are some of our favourites, genuine ones sent to us, all by guys who seem to think a cock picture is worth a thousand words:
"Your missus is pretty, can I fuck her?"
"8 inches hard and waiting in Manchester for you"
and at number one is:
"I can get a nice clean van to use at night" (now he really knows how to show someone a good time)
What are your favourites?
"Your missus is pretty, can I fuck her?"
"8 inches hard and waiting in Manchester for you"
and at number one is:
"I can get a nice clean van to use at night" (now he really knows how to show someone a good time)
What are your favourites?
I've recently started a new job, in an office, after working from home for some years. One of my collegues in the office is a very cute 24 year old who has a very sexy way with her and also some big and nicely shaped boobs! Anyway, you get the picture!
One of the benefits of swinging is that I can share everything with Nat (Mrs C) and she enjoys a cute female as much as I do. So of course I told her all about my work collegue and then we bumped into her yesterday in the street and I introduced them. Well as far as Nat was concerned it was lust at first sight, and she woke me up in the middle of the night having just dreamt about her! She tends to have very technicolour dreams and this one was a honey, a lot of it consisting of my work mate oiling up her large boobs and massaging Nat all over with them, interspersed with lots of sensual kissing. Of course that got me going and we had brill sex.
Such a pity its only a fantasy for her but its so much fun being able to share them and it will give me something to think about in the office from now on!
One of the benefits of swinging is that I can share everything with Nat (Mrs C) and she enjoys a cute female as much as I do. So of course I told her all about my work collegue and then we bumped into her yesterday in the street and I introduced them. Well as far as Nat was concerned it was lust at first sight, and she woke me up in the middle of the night having just dreamt about her! She tends to have very technicolour dreams and this one was a honey, a lot of it consisting of my work mate oiling up her large boobs and massaging Nat all over with them, interspersed with lots of sensual kissing. Of course that got me going and we had brill sex.
Such a pity its only a fantasy for her but its so much fun being able to share them and it will give me something to think about in the office from now on!
I had almost exactly the same thing in B&Q, buying glue the other week. You now have to take a sheet of paper with you to the check out with a picture of the glue on it and they get it out from a safe kept locked under the counter. The silly girl actually asked me if I was 18 and I replied "Yes, about 29 years ago!"
Mrs Chestercouple thought it was no end of a joke!!! (shes quite a bit younger than me)
Mrs Chestercouple thought it was no end of a joke!!! (shes quite a bit younger than me)
I first tried this out when Nat and I were playing with another couple we have known for years, in fact they were the first couple we ever "played" with. They are a lovely and very highly sexed couple and over many meetings with them both Natalie and I have become totally comfortable with them and started trying out lots of stuff we would never have thought of. As both Natalie and Tiffany (name changed), his partner, love multiple penetrations he and I got into some pretty close positions together. Once, about a year ago, he and Tiff were enjoying a 69 and I was shagging her at the same time (I think Nat was taking a "fag break") and I suddenly felt my balls being sucked and played with. I love this and after a short time exploded in Tiff's puss. Well after that the ice was broken a bit and he and I do go for a bit of oral on each other which the girls love to watch and help us with, sometimes criticising our technique!
I have had oral from a guy a few times since then, although when swinging I tend to keep the fact that I am cool with this a bit quiet in case it freaks the other guy of the couple out. Also I have to admit I don't mind sucking the odd cock if its a nice smooth one Natalie laughs at me for this, she says "whats a nice one? They are all nice!" but I know what I mean!). I also must put on record that guys do give very good bj's! Maybe its like the girls say about bi experiences - only a girl knows what a girl likes - could be similar
with guys.
Nat loves the fact that I am cool with this stuff, and in fact admits its a big turn on to watch me "playing the pink oboe" as she so delicately puts it. I find that in a close foursome situation with another couple its great if there are very few barriers and if
something presents itself in front of my face and looks like it could do with sucking or licking (male or female) then I tend to go for it.
You do tend to err on the side of caution with new couples though. We met and played with one couple a few times until we found out the other guy loved some oral "bi-play" and that was only because he noticed one of our ads somewhere we had put that I could be orally bi. Both of us had kept quiet about it in case it freaked out the other one!
I have had oral from a guy a few times since then, although when swinging I tend to keep the fact that I am cool with this a bit quiet in case it freaks the other guy of the couple out. Also I have to admit I don't mind sucking the odd cock if its a nice smooth one Natalie laughs at me for this, she says "whats a nice one? They are all nice!" but I know what I mean!). I also must put on record that guys do give very good bj's! Maybe its like the girls say about bi experiences - only a girl knows what a girl likes - could be similar
with guys.
Nat loves the fact that I am cool with this stuff, and in fact admits its a big turn on to watch me "playing the pink oboe" as she so delicately puts it. I find that in a close foursome situation with another couple its great if there are very few barriers and if
something presents itself in front of my face and looks like it could do with sucking or licking (male or female) then I tend to go for it.
You do tend to err on the side of caution with new couples though. We met and played with one couple a few times until we found out the other guy loved some oral "bi-play" and that was only because he noticed one of our ads somewhere we had put that I could be orally bi. Both of us had kept quiet about it in case it freaked out the other one!
A Jack Russell and an Alsatian were sitting together waiting to see the vet. The Alsatian says to the terrier, "What are you in for?"
"It's not good! My master was stroking me last night and suddenly I got that feeling I just had to bite something, so I really bit him hard and the miserable sod brought me in to be put down! How about you?"
"Well, last night" replied the Alsatian "my mistress was sitting watching the tv wearing a skimpy nightie thing. She looked so scrummy, I just lept on her and shagged her senseless!"
The terrier looked at him sadly, "So you're being put down too then!"
"Er, no, she brought me in to have my claws clipped"
"It's not good! My master was stroking me last night and suddenly I got that feeling I just had to bite something, so I really bit him hard and the miserable sod brought me in to be put down! How about you?"
"Well, last night" replied the Alsatian "my mistress was sitting watching the tv wearing a skimpy nightie thing. She looked so scrummy, I just lept on her and shagged her senseless!"
The terrier looked at him sadly, "So you're being put down too then!"
"Er, no, she brought me in to have my claws clipped"
Male half of couple here. Our first experience was about three years ago now. Looking back, we were lucky to meet such an amazing couple on our first time. We started in the May or June of that year because Nat had her first bi experience on New Years Eve of that year and it had been playing on her mind rather ever since. She suggested swinging as a good way for her to meet bi ladies and also it meant I wouldn't be left out.
Anyway, we put an ad on Dirty David I think it was (before the profile thingy they have on there now) and our first reply was from a couple who lived in deepest North Wales. They couldn't send us a photo, as they didn't have a computer and were getting a friend to answer emails for them. Now, if we had a reply like that these days, it would probably have spelled timewaster or pic collector or something. Anyway, we gave them our phone number and talked to an extremely bubbly Welsh lady and her partner. As they lived a fair way from us, we arranged to meet them in Llandudno in Witherspoons. We were soooo nervous going into that bar, which was massive bearing in mind we had no idea who we were looking for.
Luckily they knew us and grabbed us as we got into the door. They turned out to be a super couple, very attractive, friendly and totally sex mad. After a couple of hours chatting over drinks, I and the other lady got back from the bar to Nat and the other guy to find they had made all the arrangements and the other couple were coming back to our house! That was so exciting, that first time, for both of us, the drive back to our house.
Well they stayed for most of the weekend and we even all slept together in the same bed that night, luckily we have a king size but even then it was "cosy". We were their first couple too, and we still see them after three years. They are among our best friends now and helped us move house when we came to live in Chester.
Anyway, we put an ad on Dirty David I think it was (before the profile thingy they have on there now) and our first reply was from a couple who lived in deepest North Wales. They couldn't send us a photo, as they didn't have a computer and were getting a friend to answer emails for them. Now, if we had a reply like that these days, it would probably have spelled timewaster or pic collector or something. Anyway, we gave them our phone number and talked to an extremely bubbly Welsh lady and her partner. As they lived a fair way from us, we arranged to meet them in Llandudno in Witherspoons. We were soooo nervous going into that bar, which was massive bearing in mind we had no idea who we were looking for.
Luckily they knew us and grabbed us as we got into the door. They turned out to be a super couple, very attractive, friendly and totally sex mad. After a couple of hours chatting over drinks, I and the other lady got back from the bar to Nat and the other guy to find they had made all the arrangements and the other couple were coming back to our house! That was so exciting, that first time, for both of us, the drive back to our house.
Well they stayed for most of the weekend and we even all slept together in the same bed that night, luckily we have a king size but even then it was "cosy". We were their first couple too, and we still see them after three years. They are among our best friends now and helped us move house when we came to live in Chester.
Lister Jaguar, it's an Aston Martin DBR2 built by Astons in 1957 (the year I was born). There were only two of them ever made. Is it mine? I wish! LOL
It belonged to my father at one time who raced it, many years ago and he sold it for what it was worth at that time, several thousand pounds, in the 1990's it was sold at auction for several million pounds and is now owned by a former founder member of Microsoft (not Bill Gates LOL). So the moral is never sell anything in case it will one day be worth millions.!
It belonged to my father at one time who raced it, many years ago and he sold it for what it was worth at that time, several thousand pounds, in the 1990's it was sold at auction for several million pounds and is now owned by a former founder member of Microsoft (not Bill Gates LOL). So the moral is never sell anything in case it will one day be worth millions.!
Hi Everyone,
We are new to SH but not "newbies". You all seem like a fun bunch so we thought we'd join in. We haven't set up an ad yet, Mrs C hasn't decided which pictures she wants to put up,
Honestly these girlies no matter how many times you tell them they look great.....
We do post on a couple of other forums, but they are "ordinary ones" so it will be nice to let down our hair a little.
Best wishes,
Nat and Fraser
We are new to SH but not "newbies". You all seem like a fun bunch so we thought we'd join in. We haven't set up an ad yet, Mrs C hasn't decided which pictures she wants to put up,
Honestly these girlies no matter how many times you tell them they look great.....We do post on a couple of other forums, but they are "ordinary ones" so it will be nice to let down our hair a little.
Best wishes,
Nat and Fraser
