Due to licensing restrictions, the only Adult cinema in Soho will not allow any misbehavior.
Also Fantasy Video, until now a good place to show and play, in City Road (near Angel Tube)is playing it safe at the moment due to concerns about their licence renewal.
Maybe worth a try but prepare to be turned away.
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chiefKaiser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Gloucestershire
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Jet Boy Jet Girl by Elton Motello (covered by Plastic Bertrand and turned into 'Ca plane pour moi' with a change of lyrics)
Can you tell what's on my mind?
She's with him, it drives me wild
I'd like to hit him on the head
until he's dead
The sight of blood is such a high
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gives me head
We made it on a ballroom blitz
I took his arm and kissed his lips
He looked at me with such a smile
my face turned red
We booked a room into the Ritz
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gives me head
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
And though I'm only just fifteen
I like to kick, I like to scream
And even if I have a kick or two in bed
When I'm with him it's just a dream
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gives me head
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
The other day, what a surprise
I saw him with some other guys
God he was dressed up
with a girl around his neck
I could have cried with both my eyes
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gave me head
And if or when I make it through
Or if my brain is stuck on glue
And when the world tries to forget
all that I've said
I'll still remember you
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
You gave me head
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
Can you tell what's on my mind?
She's with him, it drives me wild
I'd like to hit him on the head
until he's dead
The sight of blood is such a high
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gives me head
We made it on a ballroom blitz
I took his arm and kissed his lips
He looked at me with such a smile
my face turned red
We booked a room into the Ritz
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gives me head
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
And though I'm only just fifteen
I like to kick, I like to scream
And even if I have a kick or two in bed
When I'm with him it's just a dream
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gives me head
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
The other day, what a surprise
I saw him with some other guys
God he was dressed up
with a girl around his neck
I could have cried with both my eyes
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
He gave me head
And if or when I make it through
Or if my brain is stuck on glue
And when the world tries to forget
all that I've said
I'll still remember you
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
You gave me head
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
Jet boy, jet girl
Gonna take you 'round the world
Jet boy I'm gonna make him penetrate
I'm gonna make you be a girl
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo
Jet boy jet girl
As a single male (without a public photo on profile) I have found that there is a better chance of getting a meet with a couple or single woman who do not have a photo on profile. They must get less swamped by messages than those with sexy pics, so if you're not having much luck, concentrate on those without pics and you might get lucky!
Quote by annejohn
surprisingly,if you allow every person on earth a square metre to stand on,we would all fit in a 50 mile square (ish)
You got a source on this??
Rough maths would lead me to guess closer to 2500 Sq Miles
You're both right, a 50 mile square is 2500 Sq miles (50x50 = 2500)
and I'm number 3,271,555,774
Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with CS gas
They’re gonna be out late
We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966
And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp
And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could storm the Market Square
And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor
Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Oh, someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: The Trumpton Riots
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with CS gas
They’re gonna be out late
We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966
And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp
And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could storm the Market Square
And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor
Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Oh, someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: The Trumpton Riots
Quote by keeno
I've always liked Half Man Half buscuit. I first saw them on The Old Grey Whistle Test. The lead singer wore an Ajax football shirt before sportswear was fashionable. He was sooo cool.
Friends think I made this band up to sound cool when we discuss music but they are real.
My favourite tracks
Trumpton Riots
All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
I introduced my student nephew to them and he has now got a load of their CDs as well!!
Not just me then!
Quote by SinSi
I'm sure someone (Chief Kaiser?!) will start a new thread with the same themes but in true hollywood style it'll be called a re-imaging
I'm sorry, but I don't have the imagination to start any new threads (I did once but it got deleted within five minutes!) and besides I think I have exhausted Half Man Half Biscuit's back catalogue (new album out next month though!).
So I guess my regular posting days here are over, apart from my occasional one-liners in other threads and I don't suppose some people will miss me, but I'm not really bothered after all it's not the be all and end all of life is it?
