Thats a definate yes to sex, and a yes to oral if I know the person well.
It can be clean or messy - just requires a bit of fore thought, just like anal.
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clouseau__and__kato
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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Quote by well_busty_babe
and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before!
Eeeewwww - i've been following this thread as I to have an aversion for bad smells. I have a really sensitive nose and can smell a bad whiff miles away.
I have never met a woman that hasn't wiped her arse properly (although I've seen a few hairy ones!). To be honest I can only recall one time I had to be blunt and tell a woman to put her pants back on. Women are generally cleaner than men. I have no problem buying a can of deodorant for an employee and giving it them in public - they either hate me or thank me.
I would rather be told that the beer and kebab I'd just had was off putting and go do something about it!
The other half has gone to stay with her bi-girlfriend in Isle of Wight, so i'm left home alone until thursday. I'm off work until wednesday so if any one wants to go out, go away or generally spend some time with a really interesting guy PM me and let me know what you want to do. 1,2 or 3 days whatever. 
Midlands/Leics./Warks/Derbys. - no problem with travelling anywhere.
Clouseau
Midlands/Leics./Warks/Derbys. - no problem with travelling anywhere.
Clouseau
I had a mate once who had a good 10 inches - never measured it but I saw it and it was for real. He never kept a woman! They all left very soon after either because he couldn't use it or they couldn't stand it. He eventually married but he told me that the compromise was that he had to wrap his fist on the bottom of his shaft to stop her bottoming out. This undoubtedly ruined an otherwise normal sex life. I'm glad to be "mr average".
Quote by George_Edwards
clouseau and kato, I'm a bit curious as to why you have a french sig, although I'm not sure what the significance is.
( I have an interest in the French language having spent 6 years in francophone africa)
Are there any other francophiles on here?
i.e.
Je me cacherai la - a te regarder danser et sourire,
Et a t'ecouter chanter et puis rire,
Laise moi devenir l'ombre de ton ombre, l'ombre de ta main,
L'ombre de ton chien,
Ne me quitte pas.
I shall hide there - to watch you danse and smile,
To listen to you sing and then laugh,
let me become the shadow of your shadow, the shadow of your hand,
the shadow of your dog,
Don't leave me.
I lived in Belgium for 10 years and as such, I am a francophile. These are lyrics from a song written by Jaques Brel in the fifties. The song moves me but only when sung in french as the translated words do not have the same meaning or depth. I think it epitomises my life.
Quote by Wishmaster
Think i've got the idea now :
In your room - DM - great base line
Rammstein - Sonne
Manson - Nobodies, Sweet Dreams cover, Personal Jesus cover
Muse - Bliss, Plug in Baby
Rasmus - Funeral Song
Evanescence - My Immortal
The The - Into the Blue, Dogs of Lust
Anything by Kate Bush or Tori Amos - she is so intense!
Never heard of any of them .... bugger!!! ........ you know what this means don't you??
NME actually - stopped my subscription 20 years ago! I think there is a bit from 70's, 80's 90's and 2000 in there so I can't believe you have never heard of any of them!!!!! :shock:
Think i've got the idea now :
In your room - DM - great base line
Rammstein - Sonne
Manson - Nobodies, Sweet Dreams cover, Personal Jesus cover
Muse - Bliss, Plug in Baby
Rasmus - Funeral Song
Evanescence - My Immortal
The The - Into the Blue, Dogs of Lust
Anything by Kate Bush or Tori Amos - she is so intense!
In your room - DM - great base line
Rammstein - Sonne
Manson - Nobodies, Sweet Dreams cover, Personal Jesus cover
Muse - Bliss, Plug in Baby
Rasmus - Funeral Song
Evanescence - My Immortal
The The - Into the Blue, Dogs of Lust
Anything by Kate Bush or Tori Amos - she is so intense!
I have just shaved off my goatee - it was quite long and well tended but there was so much grey in it! And in this weather its like wearing a scarf! So i am left with long pointed sideburns, a bit like Midge Ure fron Ultravox days.
Dambuster : no disrepect but I think the porn star tache has to go. :twisted:
Dambuster : no disrepect but I think the porn star tache has to go. :twisted:
Quote by jellybelly
Meatloaf he had flu couldn't sing then collapsed on stage (That was funny though) :giggle:
Funny that, I saw Meatloaf in Brussels in 1994 - although i have to say it was good........... it lasted for all of 6 songs ang then he got his lardy arse off stage and never came back on!
The worst concert I have ever seen was Take That which was badly mimed and poorly choreographed.
I may have said this before, so i'll say it again.....
I have a girlfriend that gushes inordinate amounts of fluid - but not all the time. It only occurs as has been already stated when she is stimulated in a certain way.
It does not look or taste like urine - it does stain though and will soak through towels due to the amount.
Its great though!
I have a girlfriend that gushes inordinate amounts of fluid - but not all the time. It only occurs as has been already stated when she is stimulated in a certain way.
It does not look or taste like urine - it does stain though and will soak through towels due to the amount.
Its great though!
I have to be honest with you all and say..................
I actually DO get turned on by feet
However I can equally be turned off by them.
I look at a girl and she could be the prettiest thing but if she has bad feet or poorly maintained feet then I get turned OFF.
However, I am not a 'shallow HAL' and even girls that might not be pretty, if they have nice feet, in nice shoes, I might add, then I am drawn to them.
Maybe its the whole foot/shoe fetish thing.
Clouseau
I actually DO get turned on by feet
However I can equally be turned off by them.
I look at a girl and she could be the prettiest thing but if she has bad feet or poorly maintained feet then I get turned OFF.
However, I am not a 'shallow HAL' and even girls that might not be pretty, if they have nice feet, in nice shoes, I might add, then I am drawn to them.
Maybe its the whole foot/shoe fetish thing.
Clouseau
1) Green/Blue/Hazel eyes - and no I don't have three eyes!
2) Bbop - by an ex. and she still calls it me 20 years on.
3) Just got up so haven't laughed yet today and yesterday is forgotton already.
4) Behind blue eyes by The Who
5) Being told 'I love you' in sign language this morning.
6) KY
7) Be happy where ever I am
8) Carpacchio of beef, on bed of salad, vinaigrette, sliced parmesan.
Moules mariniere
Fillet Steak with Stilton, Fries, caramelised onions and mayonnaise salad,
Sabayon for desert.
9) Dita von Teese, Heather Kozar, Salma Hayek, Me - does it have to be 8?
10) Never had one - always enjoyed every job I did.
Clouseau
2) Bbop - by an ex. and she still calls it me 20 years on.
3) Just got up so haven't laughed yet today and yesterday is forgotton already.
4) Behind blue eyes by The Who
5) Being told 'I love you' in sign language this morning.
6) KY
7) Be happy where ever I am
8) Carpacchio of beef, on bed of salad, vinaigrette, sliced parmesan.
Moules mariniere
Fillet Steak with Stilton, Fries, caramelised onions and mayonnaise salad,
Sabayon for desert.
9) Dita von Teese, Heather Kozar, Salma Hayek, Me - does it have to be 8?
10) Never had one - always enjoyed every job I did.
Clouseau
Quote by Kit-Off
From the age of 8 I had a motor cross bike and used to race in Africe. Then when I was 18 I was a side car passanger on a 500cc Krouser (I know I cant spell) and travelled around Britton and France racing. I dont race bikes now and I miss the old times. I have to give it up due to health so I cant do it again.
So I think I am a biker girl what do you think?
u can get on the back of my bike anytime xxxxxxxxx
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What do you have? I only like big ones
Will a Honda Fireblade 918 do?
Quote by fleagal
at this rate we could have a mini ride-out to Matlock one Sunday morning....
Wadda yer reckon
Fleagal
That is the original plan! I think its a good way to meet people without any pressure and still have a point in common.
It could make a thread in the 'meet up' section. The next rally we'll be attending is 'Devils own' in Leicester 25/06/05 and then the 'Bull Dog Bash' in august.
