I so wanted to go, but i'll be on holiday!
Just my luck
It just isn't meant to happen.........
.......
karrie packs her bag and heads off, never destined to get within spitting distance of a munch :(
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curious_karrie
Over 90 days ago
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Love the skid marks bit. I expect somebody would be willing to pay extra for that! (but not me)
I'm going to prepare a businessplan to take to the bank for a loan to buy undies wholesale. I'm sure i can make a killing. If i find a demand for skidmarks i'll let you know niceguy, and you could become one of my suppliers
I'm going to prepare a businessplan to take to the bank for a loan to buy undies wholesale. I'm sure i can make a killing. If i find a demand for skidmarks i'll let you know niceguy, and you could become one of my suppliers
A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She continued having her
way until she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Doctor and after an examination the doc told him he had
syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare?"
The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman
in here this morning with athlete's fanny!!"
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She continued having her
way until she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Doctor and after an examination the doc told him he had
syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare?"
The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman
in here this morning with athlete's fanny!!"
David Beckham decides to go horse riding: Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horsegallops along at a steady pace.
Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap awayfrom the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and
he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams
andscreams for help!!!!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap awayfrom the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and
he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams
andscreams for help!!!!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
I have to say i have a particular photo of me that i send out, and i have noticed that people comment more on the decor than they do about me! I was flattered at first, people seemed to like my interior design, but it gets a bit tedious after awhile when that is all they are interested in. I thought about taking a photo of the room and sending that, i'm sure it would be much more appreciated. :shock:
I have had some trouble with photo's, mainly that people don't think it's me in the pic. I guess maybe they have had some experiences like yours gottohaveit In future i will send a photo of the ugliest person i can find, and when i turn up they will be pleasantly surprised (i hope) :shock:
In future i will send a photo of the ugliest person i can find, and when i turn up they will be pleasantly surprised (i hope) :shock: 
Quote by isyourmouthbigenuff
should i get rid of my avatar and replace it with something else?
gman think it would be best if i did cos u ladies might dislike it
opinions please
After all the fuss, i just have to say in defence of IYMBE's pork sausage pic i loved it. I love a cock pic anyday. Admittedly some are ugly and many are comical, but this particular one was quite nice :!:
I feel like starting a petition to get it reinstated, but i fear that perhaps there wouldn't be many names on the list! But go on IYMBE, let us all have another peek, just for a little while. I do find some double standards on here, men get slated for displaying their wares, whereas women are encouraged. I feel that women are far outnumbered by men in these parts. :D So cum on men, let's see some lovely pics
Thanks everybody. You are all soooo kind! It doesn't help my plight though i'm afraid. You are all lovely but unfortunately i'm just not finding what i'm looking for. I'll stick with it though, was going to put the offending pic on my avatar for you all to judge 
but unfortuantely it's still too big :!: So you will all have to take my word for it won't you. I'm absolutely super drop dead gorgeous 
:lol:
but unfortuantely it's still too big :!: So you will all have to take my word for it won't you. I'm absolutely super drop dead gorgeous :lol: Good evening sappho, i don't think we've had the pleasure, but unfortunately we won't have the pleasure tonight.....i was jut saying to gman, i have to go, or is that cum.....i 'm so horny i don't know if i'm cumming or going, but have a nice friday night everybody, and hope to chat more soon.
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