First time storyteller. Here we go. It went a little something like this… I used to work for a small company in the Midlands. Just me, the boss and the admin. Later, the admin person would resign and not be replaced, leaving just me and the boss. You probably think you know where this is heading. It isn't. More's the pity as given the chance, I wouldn't have minded a bit of fun with the boss. He was your tall, daddy type....