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dracae
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · West Yorkshire
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Orgasminator
i'm a service engineer, people phone me and make appointments for me to visit them because they need something fixing, i offer what most people see as a good level of service in that i respond same day/next day and am usually able to offer them a two hour time slot in which i will attend and yet i still get a small percentage of people not in when i get there in which case i always leave a card to say i'd called
on one occasion i had gone out of my way to try and help someone yet when i arrived there was no one home, i was extremely annoyed and left a rather sarcastic note. later that day i received a phone call from someone i know well explaining to me that the person i had just flamed was their daughter in law and her young child had had an accident and she'd shot off to a and e in a panic.
the result of this is that i now try and avoid condemning peoples actions without knowing the full facts, the only facts i know so far is that you didn't show at a social because you were at home doing your washing and you didn't even have the courtesy to inform the organisers.
your actions are making my blood boil, i need to go chill.
on one occasion i had gone out of my way to try and help someone yet when i arrived there was no one home, i was extremely annoyed and left a rather sarcastic note. later that day i received a phone call from someone i know well explaining to me that the person i had just flamed was their daughter in law and her young child had had an accident and she'd shot off to a and e in a panic.
the result of this is that i now try and avoid condemning peoples actions without knowing the full facts, the only facts i know so far is that you didn't show at a social because you were at home doing your washing and you didn't even have the courtesy to inform the organisers.
your actions are making my blood boil, i need to go chill.
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
morning peeps.............strong black coffee please
morning hun coffee coming up i herd you all moaning last night about my mail settings so just to let yo no you guys can pm me as your on my friends list,so no more moaning
Jesus that's the second time iv had the whip out this morning already
ta hun
but if moaning = :smackbottom: moan moan maon moan moan moan moan maon moan moan moan moan maon moan moan moan moan maon moan moan moan moan maon moan moan moan moan maon moan moan moan moan maon moan moan moan moan maon moan moan
Orgasminator
this thread's a wind up.......yeh ?
a guy fails to show at a social and then has the gall to come on here moaning about a no show.......................i nearly fell for it and posted a serious response
:lol: :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
they're great pics.............leave them where they are
a guy fails to show at a social and then has the gall to come on here moaning about a no show.......................i nearly fell for it and posted a serious response
:lol: :lol: Quote by Scandal
Did you draw Dawn & Mike on a Spirograph?
Or maybe you broke your arm and had to write it with your other hand?
:lol: :lol: :lol::D :D
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by twos_company
should we take em off if u dont like our pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they're great pics.............leave them where they are
Orgasminator
i would've asked why you didn't have trade plates but you already answered it. that was bloody careless of you.
your area must be totally different to mine, i wouldn't dare drive round here round about the tenth of the month without making sure that what i was driving was completely legal.
the bloody holdups caused every month by tax cameras, vehicle inspectorates, customs and excise, the list seems endless. fortunately for me i'm rarely in a rush when i'm working, i just pull into the roadside phone customers to advise them i may be late and the general reaction i get is, feckin 'ell we're just amazed your gonna turn up on the day you arranged :-)
your area must be totally different to mine, i wouldn't dare drive round here round about the tenth of the month without making sure that what i was driving was completely legal.
the bloody holdups caused every month by tax cameras, vehicle inspectorates, customs and excise, the list seems endless. fortunately for me i'm rarely in a rush when i'm working, i just pull into the roadside phone customers to advise them i may be late and the general reaction i get is, feckin 'ell we're just amazed your gonna turn up on the day you arranged :-)
Orgasminator
i've never tried the chatrooms as a form of communication (though on occasion i've perved at one or two webcams)
living on a hillside i generally find it best to get loads of beers in, light a bonfire, get p*ssed, p*ss on the fire and then start sending smoke signals which can be seen for miles across the valley
living on a hillside i generally find it best to get loads of beers in, light a bonfire, get p*ssed, p*ss on the fire and then start sending smoke signals which can be seen for miles across the valley
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Oh well in that case i'll leave it all to you it's a bind all that driving plus my car only does about 15 to the gallon and i'm a skinflint
you and me both mate, i don't even have a car anymore i sold it to my daughter a few weeks ago when she passed her test.............i got a quid for it (amazing how you can rip these teenagers off
)and it only cost me a fiver to put it through the car wash before i sold it
then £xxx for her insurance :cry:
this week it had a service and mot which cost me £xxx :cry: :cry:
tax is due at the end of the month :cry: :cry: :cry:
yep, it's amazing how you can rip these teenagers off :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
sorry hun have my account settings set to no mail from single men hun
Tell me about it hun it's a right load of trouble for us I have to do a 110 mile round trip just to give you your weekly quota of
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: and to say good night
no problem here :) i only have to lean outta my window to :smackbottom: :smackbottom: her
:D Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
in walks cplbbw with a brecky from the union rooms ......whos top of the list now
if NWC has gone out for the evening i may get away with saying you..................she's very dominant ye know
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: who's more doninant :lol: im sure you could handle us both!
ooh............you know i love it when you do that.............. :D
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Its like blind date in here Drac mate but without our Cilla "now will you choose number 1 NWC who has a cracking pair of sparrows legs or prehaps number 2 winchwench who is no good at domestic chores but provides more suction than a Dyson or will you go for the offers of marmite or dairylee on toast the choice Dracae is all yours"
such difficult decisions to make mik, i think i'll nip into the gfz for a drink whilst i mull it over
over me Orgasminator
Quote by winchwench
Ok......I just read the last lone which I mistook for your sig! feel like a malteser now!
i'm glad you're beginning to pay attention, i was a little concerned whether the sausage egg and chips would actually be cooked
you're currently quite high on the list as i do like maltesersQuote by winchwench
May I perform oral sex upon you to lift my spirits & show the world that im not entirely useless
as i am currently feeling extremely kind and generous i will selflessly permit you to take this course of action
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Drac I am very sorry but that chicken I was cooking for you is now very burned, Mik kept me chatting and it had 2 1/2 hours instead of the recomended 20 mins per pound plus 20 mins to brown. It now resembles a sparrow but if you dont mind sparrow then your tea is on the table hun (so get your arse over here - see Im being dominant again)
mik distracted you on purpose in the hope that i would find an overcooked chicken unapealing and thereby cross you off the list which would possibly leave an opening for him :wink: his ploy hasn't worked and you are definitely still in favour
:worship: Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Right Drac, I have been doing an open learning course in cooking, I am learning how to use an iron, and will not go out with the girlies unless you insist that I do.
So do I qualify? Can I have a snog? please, go on, let me snog you and kiss your feet all day, please:wink: :wink:
definitely sounds interesting, though i'd like to know exactly what it is you're learning to do with an iron
feet kissing
: mmm.....not sure.........a little higher maybe.........higher, higher...........oh yeessss :twisted: Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
beans on toaat hun :doh: run out of beans and butter so it will have to be a slice of dry toast god my cooking skills are good!!!!!!!
dracae you crack me up
WOW..................................dry toast :bounce: :bounce: ..............so far you're in the lead with that offer
thanks for the kind remarks guys, keep up the good work mik.............the cheque's in the post
