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effy121
Over 90 days ago
Gay Male, 82

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el torro and merde spring to mind, but I wish you well in your endevours.
Early morning, full length mirror, bollock naked. Keeps me chuckling all day. Well it's that or weep.
Tony and Cherrie are at it FIVE times a night. Now we know what he's thinking with.
I'm completely smooth and hairless and it hardly grows anymore as a result of using a ladies product called "Hair no More", which includes a growth inhibiter. What does grow back is soft and fluffy, and the smooth time doubles with every treatment, until eventually "Hair no More". And no I'm not an agent for them just a very satisfied customer. When you're addicted to wearing silk and satin it's a bonus to be a smoothy. :P :P
Methinks thou art too harsh, Judy. If the lad were to place his cock in your hand and cry on your shoulder, would your heart not melt, and your legs open ?.
Last night, between 1800 and 2000, fully dressed and looking good, I visited three fav sites around Preston. At each one the same police land rover turned up. The copper didn't get out of the car, just noted the registration of the cars there. It would be naive to think it was for our benifit, and at the very least I expect a visit from the boys in blue in the event of any incident at these sites. Quite frightening thought, especially as my only "crime" is being a closet queen.