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espy2005

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Bi-curious Female, 56

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19 Jul 2005

Â£20 note
2 * Â£10 notes
Â£5 note
10 Euro note
post it note with phone numbers of people I worked with 12 years ago on it
Argos receipt for whirligig clothes line
Receipt for lunch from Frog Pub in Lisbon
Address of an accountant for a company I used to be a director of
Receipt from Watford Electronics
Ex's bank account details, so I know where to send the money when she bleeds me dry
bus time table from Nice airport to Cannes
Matalan card
Homebase card
Tescos card
BA Executive Club card
Switch card
AMEX card
Visa card
BMW emergency service card
Work ID card from a job I left 6 years ago
Egg card
Fuel card
16 business cards from various people
RAC membership card (expired)
My business card
2 more business cards from other people
Virgin one-account online services card thingie
BT Openzone WiFi access password card (1 month til it expires)
Portugal Telecom WiFi access password card (expired)
8 1st class stamps
Erm, that's it smile

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18 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
If I cant trust my own judgement :wink:

Uh oh - that mean I can't come then? lol ;)
It would if I was arraging this munch :giggle:
Pah - just you get in that chat room, so I can ignore you :P
(Oh yeah - forgot to mention - I'll try and drag Mrs Espy along too, if she can dispose of ..I mean farm out the....I mean find some mug... I mean hand the kids off to their dad then)

18 Jul 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
If I cant trust my own judgement :wink:

Uh oh - that mean I can't come then? lol ;)

18 Jul 2005

Morning ;)
Is there a reserve list or something for this? I'd like to come along, but September's just too far away for me to be sure of being around at the time...
I know I'm not a frequent visitor to the forum, but am often in the chat room... Ask anyone...well, no actually, you'd better not - who knows what those reprobates might say?
Espy

6 Jul 2005

erm...ok...bugger...who've I been flirting with subconsciously in the chatroom? <eek>

3 Jul 2005

Keeping calm? Easy - never get stressed.... and that's not as daft as it sounds, either. Just let crap wash over you, feel confident in yourself and your abilities. Anything else is irrelevant.
Failing that, lots of wine... <hic> damn

3 Jul 2005

I not got computer table sad

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On my lap right now is a cat...which is where the computer normally is. Can't decide which is warmer....

16 Jun 2005

Very strange - as a couple with an ad in the 'seeking women' section, it's not single males who pester us - it's couples who can't read. And respond with one liners. Odd that there's not a lot of whinging about that, eh? Well, until now, anyway smile

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As previously pointed out, it's not that they're single, or that they're male...

18 Apr 2005

Bit late if the cat's already been there...
As a former slave to 2 young kids, I can definitely say cat-muck is definitely high on the list of things you DO NOT want them playing with - lots of very nasty diseases there sad

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oooh, too many definitelys in that sentence...slap wrist from the grammar police

18 Apr 2005

yes, that's an argument we have too smile

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I win...but don't tell SWMBO that, cos she'll beat me up! Or call me a liar. Or something.

18 Apr 2005

Eucalyptus oil is supposed to be very good for keeping cats off.
Garden centres also sell these pellet things that smell of tigers (or some other big cat), and that keeps the little furballs away.
Bark on the beds is no good - tried that. Not only did the cats keep coming back, but birds collect the bark in spring time for their nests, making a mess by throwing/dropping it all over the place.
No idea about crayons though smile

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17 Apr 2005

On the back of an (original, not modern fake) mini:
Caution: Short Vehicle
Made me smile anyway.

15 Apr 2005

ok, i got 3 different types after the quiz;
spatial
logical mathematical
interpersonal
Gawd knows how! IQ tests are stupid though - they're merely a test of how good you are at doing IQ tests. Having done many IQ tests for work purposes (military, civil service and others) I know I am very good at doing the tests. Doesn't mean I'm clever though. Yes, I could join MENSA, but frankly, why would I want to? I have a Masters degree from a good university, so why would I want to prove my intelligence otherwise? And, in fact, having worked in my industry for the past 15 years, even the degree is irrelevant! Attittude in a job is much more important.

15 Apr 2005

Not getting into the religious argument, or social morals or anything.
My better half absolutely loves anal, but forgoes lube - she says it desensitises (sp?) the area, reducing the intensity of the feelings. She definitely has as strong an orgasm from anal sex as she does from vaginal, but she says it's a lot different. Another good one is the use of a heavily ribbed anal dildo used at the same time as vaginal intercourse - speaking for myself, the sensations I get from that are amazing (feeling the ridges), and I know she explodes when it's done.
And now, she's starting to introduce me to the whole experience, slowly, and I'm loving it biggrin

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15 Apr 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
<snip>
If he's successful, then you'll all have to kiss my ring <more snip>

oooooooh, go on then, bend over biggrin

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(sooo surprised no one else spotted that one!)

15 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties

My Mum has made me promise to stay a Virgin until I get married
I have agreed to this !!!
Have I made a mistake???

How did you explain the two kids?? :shock:
Steve
Mary did it in the bible steve so y cant blondeslave you keep it up hun :shock:
you mean mary wasn't...... :shock: :shock: :shock: FFS you 'll be telling me that santa claus and the easter bunny aren't real next!!!!!!
ok, between this and pope thread I'm beginning to suspect SH is really just a front for a religious cult !!!!
If so, can we join please?

15 Apr 2005

Sandwich was an Earl, and therefore posh. Butty wasn't, and therefore isn't. Sarnie is just the Earl slumming it.
S'there :P
oh, and a bitta bread with hot stuff in it is a kebab biggrin

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15 Apr 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
while idly musing on the ways of the world over a slice of toast and a nice cup of yorkshire tea
neilinleeds

But, and this is the important question to test the sanity of your suggestion - what side was the toast buttered on?

14 Apr 2005

Drop the unbuttered toast on the floor - the side that lands face down is obviously the one that should be buttered biggrin

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14 Apr 2005

spoons - lovely and relaxing, great late at night when tired; i let her guide me in, so she can choose which hole
her on her front, legs together - great for teasing play, and a choice of targets hump

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69, man on top - wow! access all areas, for both of us, toys a-plenty, tongues a-plenty 69position

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Those would be the favourite, ignoring the use of handcuffs :censored:
And, if we ever get a response to our ad, then hopefully will be experiencing some more involving an extra body :non-existant dream-on smiley:

14 Apr 2005

keep an eye on for news on this - ofcom (or whoever's in charge of this stuff these days) ran a consultation back end of last year, which included the lightening the rules concerning transmission of 'adult' material. The result of the consultation was supposed to be early this year, but has been put back to May/June time.
No one knows which way the decision's going to go.

6 Apr 2005

Hi, ok, newbie to the forum, but not to the scene...
So, by way of introduction to you all, a dilemma smile

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Today, I ( on behalf of me & t'other half) replied to an appealing 'women seeking couples' advert. Got a reply back, very quickly - lots of attractive pictures in it, all looking very promising. Having gone through the formalities, y'know, ages, heights, looks, preferences and all that, everything seemed to be coming together nicely, so suggested an on-line chat on some sort of messenger software...all goes quiet. Being a generally cynical soul, did a quick google on the e-mail address, to find it apparantly belongs to some blokey. Same old story, I figured - blokey picture collecting.
So, what would you lot do in this situation? Confront the person involved? Report the ad? Just ignore the advert and advertiser in future?
What I did was send a quick e-mail to the advertiser, as the link between the e-mail address and the bloke could, just about, at a stretch, have legitimately changed hands to a woman. Wasn't confrontational at all, I thin. I'll wait and see what reply, if any, I get. And probably report the ad in a few days if no decent explanation is forthcoming.
cheery bye :)