Freerangechick's Forum Posts

2 Jan 2004

Somebody please examine me!!

Puts on nurses uniform, hums to herself, hey ho, hey ho, off to work we go.
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2 Jan 2004

I am one of the shy quiet ones around here who never has anything important to say.

Now then Will, I find that reallly hard to believe, I have been looking through the posts and you do seem to have the most versatile tongue and fingers for one so shy and quiet wink

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2 Jan 2004

Gargle with salt water
Keep your (?) tongue to yourself
Gargle with salt water again
Stop talking
And more gargling with salt water...

:shock: :shock: :shock: Tried that too, didn't work - but I'll give it another go tonight wink

Chick
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2 Jan 2004

..and thats meant to help me concentrate on finding the thing, is it ?!

Nope, just inspiration now I think wink

Chick
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2 Jan 2004

Hi Gaz,
Welcome from me too - have fun and don't be afraid to partake of the waters!!
Chick
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2 Jan 2004

That's quite an assumption - theres no guarantee it'll be good you know !

I'm sure you won't be a dissapointment to us all Carpathian wink

Now pleeeese stop posting and concentrate on finding it rolleyes

I'm in suspenders here :twisted:
Chick
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2 Jan 2004

:rose: Thanks for your concern Jags,
Yep, getting fluffier; especially now that noise has gone - I really don't know how Wilma puts up with it confused

Bless you Jags - got any cures for sore throats :twisted:
Chick
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2 Jan 2004

Wilma, I do believe that awful noise has disappeared now - thank goodness for that. Now perhaps the quality of conversation will improve around here wink

Chick
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whispers - what ever did you do to shut it up?

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2 Jan 2004

:shock: Wow TS, sounds like you started the New Year with a bang or more - do tell :twisted:
Chick
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2 Jan 2004

I do hope you find it soon - I love a good tale wink

Chick
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2 Jan 2004

Hi Willxxx69 wave

I don't think we've been properly introduced yet, but I've heard sooooo much about you, I couldn't resist being a bit forward and introducing myself wink

Looking forward to seeing lots more of you
Chick
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31 Dec 2003

Wilma, have you got any idea what that awful noise is - it seems to start up as soon as you have posted? :? Ummm, although it does seem to be changing into a little annoying whine now rolleyes

Anyway, I won't worry about that little triviality - yes, I'd love to have coffee again sometime, you can tell me all about those real men who helped you out of (or was that into) your new swing wink

Mwah
Chick
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*covers her ears with her hands before that noise starts up again*

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30 Dec 2003

I am soooo glad I had all those private girlie chats this afternoon, you learn so much over coffee. He is seems to be exactly as described!
Chick

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30 Dec 2003

:shock: There it goes again! :shock:

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30 Dec 2003

I am sorry Wilma, there was this awful noise going on in my ears at the time, all yabba dabba doo diddly dum. Awful it was.
Chick

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30 Dec 2003

(if you see Fred & Dawn Mids - ignore them)

Did you hear something Wilma?
Chick
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30 Dec 2003

(if you see Fred & Dawn Mids - ignore them)

Did you hear something Wilma?
Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Love the sound of 'leather and feather' ...

Now that sounds like a shop worth visiting 'Leather, Feather and Battery Toys' lol

:twisted:
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30 Dec 2003

only ever slap the needy.

And some men are sooooo needy, eh Jags wink

Chick
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mmmmmm leather and feather - now there's a thought :twisted:

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30 Dec 2003

I spent ages pecking my way out of that eggshell, and then ages trying to fit myself into a little 100x100, only to find that Mark has upped the limit just as I celebrated my success :cry:
No offence Mark, it was good fun wink

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Hi Richard,
I only hatched out on here today too! It's a great place so far. I've met loads of gorgeous people here. Hope you have as much fun as I'm having wink

OOOOO - I'm getting fluffier by the minute smile

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

welcome frc im new here to exellent site do you agree

Oh I most certainly do agree Aownen. Thanks for your welcome.
Jags, what is the BFZ confused

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Don't take the female moderators too seriously they all went to the Germain Greer School of Female Domination.

I just knew they were a great bunch wink

*polishes her GGSD Honours award*
Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Hmmm, I think I'll have a rabbit for tea.

Matt, you have my permission to slip back into your velvety brown moleskin, join me under the coop to warm up and forget the rabbit for tea wink

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Hi BigDaz,
Hope your size 12's are true to the old wives tale wink

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Thankyou all for the very warm welcome and all the advice - what a lovely bunch you are kiss

Jags wrote:

it's the best place for them, lined up, naked and handcuffed (though I do try to avoid Fred's pink fluffy cuffs as they're a touch effeminate for my liking).

just as I like them Jags :twisted: Can't say I like the idea of Fred's fluffy pink handcuffs though - doesn't he know that Pink clashes with yellow confused

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

How come most Chicks come with a rabbit now-a-days? Some times I just don't feel that hungry to eat both of them.

Stick to Chicks, eating rabbits has a nasty side effect - all your teeth fall out. wink

Welcome to the forum!
I must say you make a very pleasant change from the oven-ready self-basting old birds we usually get round here!

Blue said you could be a little demon, is this you with your claws out Kat? Not as impressive as your reputation led me to believe! rolleyes

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Perhaps we could incorporate that into the rabbit testing, I wonder?

Rabbit testing???? Dearest Sappho, may I join the Swinging Heaven WI - always wanted to test a Rabbit or two amongst other things wink

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

May I bid thee a resounding welcome !

You most certainly may Carpathian wink

Thankyou - getting fluffier now 8)

If you get any grief from those naughty boys on here, give me a shout and I'll sort them out for you

Oooooo - who are the naughty ones then Bluexxx? Just so I know which ones to concentrate on :twisted:
Chick
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30 Dec 2003

Hello all,
Not quite newly laid - but breaking out as it were. Newly hatched chick from the south midlands looking to take my first steps on my own in here. Been hanging around in safety of the background for a while, but feeling fluffy today and thought I would take the plunge.
Freerange Chick
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