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I would like to collect and share any humorous swinging stories. For example on one weekend I went on, the lady snored so loudly, the management of the hotel pulled me aside in the morning and asked me to try and snore more quietly, of course being the perfect gent I didn't want to blame it on her, my swinging partner. It got that bad they actually moved us to the far end of the building and in fact got a better room - overlooking the sea, though her snoring rattled the window frames,ok it was an old hotel. Then there was the time I went with a substantially dimensioned BBW who got stuck in the bath, or the time I was at the home of an errant wife, whose husband had recently returned to work after a long illness. However he came home early, feeling ill, and caught us, his ticker went again and I had to go i the ambulance with him as the lady had to go and collect the kids from school.
All just typical swinging events for me, some of my better failures!