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Over 90 days ago
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Yeah ..I gotta bike..ZXSpecial..parts from a ZX10..ZX9 and ZX7..dynoed today at 150bhp..
but we can be bbboring if we go on about bikes..
Ride safe..rubber side down............
Quote by duracellbunny
didn't read the rest of the replys, however i don;t think you trying to get a shag can be compaired to thousands of people dying, or a terrible style over content film made by a self rightious director with a silly beard and too much money.
suck it up private. if moaning about not getting sex, was a way of getting sex. then i'd be wouldn;t have the time to look on the web from all the sex i'd be having

So brains what would you have replied??
dave..did you actually read duracellbunnys post...
still attacking newbies..amazing really!!
Firstly knobhead read the thread if you think you have the mental capacity to make any type of reasoned comment!
Secondly if all I wanted was a shag you're ass would do provided you kept your mouth shut and and your ugly face buried in the grass!
Finally take your offensive dogs breath where it might be appreciated..Battersea Dogs Home maybe.
mad
Just an update..after all its my thread!
I'm still here..cannot believe the amount of discussion I have provoked..not all of it threatening to remove me!!
Whilst I may not be the easiest newbie to get along with many of the contributors to this thread have spoken with sensitivity and respect for which I admire them.
Some people seem to have gotten caught up in the flack and are seriously upset. Hopefully they will see that all is not black and white and that we all need to respect other peoples viewpoints.
Please enjoy the rest of the weekend.... smile
Jags......I am not a twat obscene terms for female genitals
a man who is a stupid fool ] nor am I taking the high moral ground.
If you read my posts correctly you will see that I advocate closing the Doggers Forum as it is used by the Press, Police and other undesireables to locate active sites.
You will also note that I do not believe that couples arranging meets in car parks are Doggers..they are Swingers and are best catered for in Lets Meet Up.
As for taking the high moral ground I have admitted to joining the queue at Shirley Hills in 1975 as a frsh young newbie up for a free shag..tongue in cheek I asked Heather if it was her in the Mini!!
Not to labour the point an established poster is allowed to call me a "prissy bag of shit" and get away with it despite breaching AUP. I would ask you to please remove the offending post.
I am not here to get my kicks winding you up but would appreciate a fair crack of the whip......................................................................did I say that!!
ooooooooooooooooooooh!!
Don't belong here in your opinion....get back to the Regiment.. in your dreams of course!!
By the way you are going to apologise for calling me a "prissy bag of shit" aren't you?
No.. I thought not...still you make me laugh little pontificating man.
wink
"pontificate"
verb {I}
to speak or write and give your opinion about something as if you knew everything about it and as if only your opinion was correct:
Quote by Heather
I think I'll go and eat worms... :cry:
If a Mod binned your first post it was because you didn't read the AUP, or because you DID read the AUP and thought it didn't apply to you.
mad :x
Hxx (Mods cap off...)

Sorry but you're wrong Heather....telling somebody who asked, where the nudist beach is is not a breach of AUP. Interesting to find out which mod did delete tho?
Note that about 12 other established users posted locations before and after me. You would not have deleted an established users post and did not.
Anyway please don't eat worms on my account..I'll probably end up leaving..tail between me legs..I know peeps don't like my approach but I'm me and can't change..by the way it was't you at Shirley Hills..1975..in a Morris Mini with the queue was it? redface surprisedops:
Quote by jomu
"Fortunately, my legal advisor considers it unlikely to so fall."
" I think in your stay in here".

Not been nicked have you buddy? Nah just swinging the lamp down the boozer surely!
rolleyes
Quote by funnyenough
You've probably all seen the film...the first 30 minutes are harrowing..all the young guys coming ashore under intense fire..they dont all make it!
Similar problems with single men joining Swinging Heaven..lots of us trying desperately to get ashore under the guns of Moderators and established couples only too willing to gun us down.
I've suffered severe wounds, my first post being deleted whilst all around me posts on the same subject fly thick and fast.
Still, I'm ashore, returning fire awaiting the medics and should be up and running in the next few days provided the bastards dont get me in the meantime.
I'll keep you posted! "Medic"

So I'm doing alright then?
wink
You've probably all seen the film...the first 30 minutes are harrowing..all the young guys coming ashore under intense fire..they dont all make it!
Similar problems with single men joining Swinging Heaven..lots of us trying desperately to get ashore under the guns of Moderators and established couples only too willing to gun us down.
I've suffered severe wounds, my first post being deleted whilst all around me posts on the same subject fly thick and fast.
Still, I'm ashore, returning fire awaiting the medics and should be up and running in the next few days provided the bastards dont get me in the meantime.
I'll keep you posted! "Medic"
Hi Jackie & Ben
"fairly negative postings"
Wel, l posted a reply on The Cafe and was deleted by an un-named Mod in ridiculous cirumstances...only because I am considered a newbie..read the posts! Nothing negative in my post. No response from the offending Mod but 2 posts by sympathetic Mods.
My stance on the Dogging Forum and conveyed in my posts in reply to Jomu is that if it is now an illegal activity..Dogging not Swinging in carparks..then the Dogging Forum should close.
You may choose to frequent carparks and be available to couples and single guys but you are not Doggers and should post in Lets Meet Up. Hope this doesnt offend you.
I joined this site after watching for quite a while knowing that newbies often have difficulty integrating at first..I didn't expect such a hostile attack on my first innocuous post but I shall persevere despite personal attacks by established members!!! Not you of course.
Quote by jomu
....but YOU sound like a prissy bag of shit to me

Tut tut..no personal attacks..not allowed on Swinging Heaven.
Quote by jomu
"never seen a dogger watching without wanking"
So, you're a voyeur...dogger that is.
There's nothing illegal about wanking....everyone does it. It's not even illegal doing it outside.
It's illegal if you do it and someone SEES you doing it and is OFFENDED by the action.
BUT THEN, so is SEX outside...
Like everything "illegal".......it depends on your viewpoint.
And who are they going to arrest at a "dogging" site ?
Doggers ?
Most "dogging" sites are also gay cruising sites.....me, I'll change orientation like a shot...better gay than arrested.
I think you've got an attitude problem.
Another newby in for a free shag............................
Go to a red light area....and pay for it.

Illegal to watch uninvited for ones own sexual gratification. They will make an example of a dogger soon.
Exactly what attitude problem do you diagnose?
Newby free shag? Had one once at Shirley Hills..1975 I think..had to queue tho!
I'm neither a solicitor, police or press....just making the point that DOGGING is illegal. Never seen a dogger watching without wanking!!
If its illegal SH should shut the Dogging Forum..fullstop.
Why not just close down the Dogging Forum??
Couples and singles can still post in Let's Meet Up, for arranged meets where they always should have anyway..the're not DOGGERS after all !!!!
Doggers can use the info in Let's Meet Up to do what they do best .. spy on couples having sex in cars in public places without their knowledge or consent..night sights on eh Jomu!!