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gingerminge38
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Essex

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Quote by letzplaytoo
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

Hey problem solved..... I found it..... I found it .....
Ok Ok.... I know..... Coat - door........................................
Now that's one rough tongue !! ekkkkkk...
Oppppssss an expensive mistake or was it a Freudian slip ? Perhaps you want to change what you doing and haven't accepted it yet ? Just a thought ?
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Same thing happened to me and sorry for hi-jacking the thread ... Long story short. Yamaha knicked from front garden. Mate see's kids wheeling bike past his house covered in mud and phucked. He stops them. Police turn up. Kids say they found it. No charge. Broken bike. End of. Bollox !!!
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Quote by matthall68
I hit the wrong button

Stop you're making me reach for the Valium !! I'm scared.... Are you a computer taking control of my PC ?
Is there a "bot" making these random ad's ?... It's scary ! I'm going to have nightmares about computers taking over the world tonight...
Quote by mik69
Come on kingway you can't leave us guessing dunno we need answers to the following.
Are you loopy :silly:
Had you been smoking something :smoke:
Were you drunk :beer:
Or was it just a novel way of saying hello wave
Which ever it is you have certainly got us mucking fudled rolleyes

Easy tiger ! Someone got banned for suggesting a member was toking up a spliff :roll: In any case Kingway has modified his posting technique... Previous posts were a bit rude (he asked for phuck friends n stuff) Now he's showing us his gentle caring side... He might of actually lost his cat.... ? He needs a group hug I think...
I should have said you're available..... I'm a bit thick though, sorry.. Good luck anyway and another free bump too !!!
A photo of you would of course help ? If I was you I'd be more than happy tho...
Good luck !!!
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Quote by fablolly
hi all thanks for looking,
i was wondering if there were any couples or females in essex that fancy a bit of NSA sexy fun early next week, as i seem to have a bot of free time sun,mon,tues
im a 28 y/o white male 5"9 medium build, light brown hair,blue eyes,7 1/2 cut cock, open minded and 100% genuine
if u fancy a bit of fun then PM me, i have pics but send to receive
thanks again for looking
fabbyxxxxx

Can't beat a bot of free time !!!
Good luck mate !!!
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Quote by sensualpaul
189929
Message
Hi i looking for a female or couple , very Broadminded etc just ask , oral 3 sums , dp etc !
a nice couple who would like fun on a regular basis and also who would like to expand their horizons i am 47 yrs old , good company and a non smoker but dont mind if you do hope to hear from intresting people woul love to get back into swinging P.
Name(s): sensualpaul
Location: L19, Grassendale, Merseyside

Are the numbers code for something ? I'm new and just wondering...
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Quote by jamieee
any femail in the sheffield area want to meet get in touch now!

I'm guessing that's code for wanting a postlady ?
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1st step in the right direction ! You're not single your available !
Best of luck !!!
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How thick can you get using a stolen card where there's camera's ? Duh !! Hope the other one gets caught too... Mind you though they'll just get a slapped wrist no doubt...
mad :x :x
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I get it ! It's a puzzle ! Using only full stops and commas can you make this, make sense ?
This is tough so the winner gets a tin of cat food.
Using capITAL LeterS is noT allOwed... :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: wink
Quote by hiccup
I hope this is in the right place!
Has anybody here been to Pleasures? The Mr and I are considering it and we'd just like to hear others experiences of it. The reviews on the website seem fab but you can never have too many opinions!
Thanks,
Ms H :happy:

The cynic in me thinks you might own it ? But of course I'm a cynic so disregard my cynicisim... :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :P
As stated above, the locals don't mean any offense at all... I'm new too and the banter here is uniquely elvolded.... What might seem derogative is merely just an enhancement of your new and exciting experience. No-one is judging you. You're sexual preferences are respected and diversity is encouraged intensely. Enjoy your stay.... :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: cool
“Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do”
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
You just know that someones going to say "Mine's a large one" cool ...
no we dont has any one seen yours lol
Not today but I've been busy... 8-)
Have you been reading Razzle ? lol I guess some cops dog... Often let pro's off for a good chew I've heard...
Quote by banlwales
It's great opening gambit..

just popping my "being a pedantic twat" head on
All gambits are opening moves and a gambit involves a strategic sacrifice or concession.... :jagsatwork:
now..what were you saying about pussies...? :thumbup:
Hmmmmmmm
Look at item two. Is Sez " 2. conversational opener: a remark used to open a conversation" Oh dear.....
I've been there recently and you need to be very careful. There's a lot of dips (pick pockets). If you go to any "professional woman" shall I say.... Then beware that some drugs drinks to steal your stuff or worse.. Someone I work with got mugged out there last month on a stag night... I like the place but stay on the straight and narrow.. It's best not to explore too deep...
It's great opening gambit.. Talking about your mouse because sooner or later someone's going to link mouse with cats... Cats will move onto pussy and I'm sure you'll settle in very well... lol
I'm all optical now... I'm happy you're happy though... I won't ask why it got so gunked up... redface
Quote by steph
HIya Ginge
Welcome to the site
For details on clubs and parties you may well like to click HERE It's a pretty good starting place.
Hope you have loads of fun searching tho
Join in with the threads and remember one thing - your opinion is as valid as anyone else's provided it is within the scope of the AUP.
Enjoy
Steph

I checked the list but alas nothing in my area..... :cry: Does anyone know any less publicized venues around Southend ?
I'll politely ask again why the thread wasn't removed instead of locked..... ? If it, or others are actually offensive (The MB one was just pathetic imo) why does it remain... Wouldn't it be better to kill and pm the user that the content, in the opinion of the Mod was inappropriate ? To my mind it seems like humiliation is intended, leaving the user (sometimes thankfully) reluctant to post an acceptable thread in the future...
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. Seems to me. Sunderland being on Ebay isn't a football topic. The fact it's for sale on Ebay is note worthy imo. Why if these post are so offensive aren't they just removed (or does it simply make it more humiliating to leave the thread locked ).
Quote by Lissa
It's when the pm's stop you need to worry... ! I received a pm the other day asking if I was a woman... Look hey I know the nick's a bit confusing what with having the word minge in it, but those pants ! Would a girl wear those ? I think not.... :shock:

Um..................gotta say NO................but then I very rarely wear knickers anyway biggrin
That's just gunna get you more unwanted PM's I'm afraid... You can use an image of my pants as your profile image.. Check my prices at gingerminge38pantsthatwon'tgetpm'
I'll give you an introductory offer of 15p a month.. cool