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gingerminge38
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Essex
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Sexlightened
There isn't anyone quite as angry as Dennis Leary. Or funny....
Sexlightened
Can't stand popcorn movies to be honest..... Thought MI1 was un-watchable, 2 just sucked, and 3 will be the last with any luck..... Mr Cruise has lost the plot anyway. His best films were Magnolia and Vanilla sky...
He should stick to good movies instead of MI bollox.... As he ages he might just do that... It's not as if he need the money ? Or is Ron Hubbard behind his apparent lack of sense ?
He should stick to good movies instead of MI bollox.... As he ages he might just do that... It's not as if he need the money ? Or is Ron Hubbard behind his apparent lack of sense ?
Sexlightened
I don't get online much these days alas. Would like to meet single female or couple in or very near to Southend. As with a lot of forums most users tend to be upt north.... Anyway hope to hear from any southeners on SW... :-)
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Sexlightened
Job done... There are versions for Firefox but they suck big time... This puppy is da bollox..
Sexlightened
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71318.html?highlight=
I have a few others...
I have a few others...
Sexlightened
You're right..... In fact there was a time in the eighties when I was growing up that some girls didn't even nosh... (I'm guessing that the depression/ 3 day week meant that the girls mothers wouldn't go there so they so they encouraged their daughters to refrain ?)..... I remember hearing all sorts off bollox about sodomy when I grew up... Masturbation too.. This was mainly down to dogma peddled by "certain" religious organisations... To my mind it's not a problem if a woman does or doesn't..... Because it's in fashion shouldn't mean they should... If a lube is used it's not that different from normal intercourse for me at least...
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Sexlightened
I shat my self when watching Sapphire and Steel.... That was well scary.... Also I was sure that my Nan's house was haunted... When I stayed there I'm sure someone was in the room with me... (guardian angel perhaps) ... ?
Sexlightened
What's your favourite track of all time ? Chuck em in and I'll compile the SH all time top 20 or what ever and post via rapid share...
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I saw this posted on another forum I haunt and the member was banned for showing this image. I accept that many might find such images to be . However we live in a democracy and many have died for freedom of speech, so I risk my reputation and membership here in posting this image... Many (like my self) will struggle to comprehend the consequences of the photograph. We just have to accept that these things happen and censorship is not the answer....... If you decide to view the image ( I decided it was best not post direct) then click at your own risk... Don't go bitching me afterwards... It's your choice... Some will never ever be able to move on from here... If you believe in a God you may well question how such a thing could happen ? But it did...
Once again... The choice is yours... Don't blame me.. I didn't have any thing to do with this tragedy...
Once again... The choice is yours... Don't blame me.. I didn't have any thing to do with this tragedy...
Sexlightened
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco's in Southend and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.
Please be aware guys.
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Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.
Please be aware guys.
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Sexlightened
They did it again ! Saw is one of those movies that says money isn't a thing you need to spend to make money. They did,and lots. When I first watched saw (1) I came in with no preconceptions. A guy I work with started telling me about it, and I told him to shut the phuck-up. Don't you just hate people telling you about the ending of movies ? I'd heard it was a great film and really didn't need the punch line told before I'd seen it. I was reluctant to watch the sequel in the belief that they couldn't deliver the same experience. Did they ? No ! It's a sequel !!! But it's good and I love it !!! Don't exit when the credits role cos you'll miss a great track called Forget To Remember by Mudvayne.
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Quote by Jags
That's cos they're too lazy or too stupid to use the search button.:x
How diplomatic.
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Sexlightened
For once I'm keepin' me gob firmly shut....
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Sexlightened
You need to post the picture so we can evaluate the possible damage that you have done...
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Sexlightened
Don't worry about being a "single" married. So what. I'm sure others will gloat in the pool of so called idyllic matrimony. I'm no expert in human behaviour but have a read around and you'll find that many don't regularly repeat meet the sexual partners they encounter in these sorts of forums. Conclusion ? It's escaping the normal hum brum ? Swinging likes to cover this with the veneer of some exulted form of existence. You'd need to PhD in psychotherapy to really understand why. So you in my opinion have nothing to be ashamed about. As for size, it's relative.
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Quote by cplbbw
the post you are refering to was locked because it was turned into a debate about drugs which if you read the rules is not allowed that is why it was locked!
I assume the use of drugs. Not the social implications.
Sexlightened
Once again another lively thread is locked. Why ? The thread I'm talking about is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71231.html
A member has just had their personal property stolen by an alleged drug addict and is understandably not too chuffed about the experience. It's a valid point that all drug addicts are not scum bags but all people that rob houses are !! No exceptions ever !! Many (and those who counsel will know this) users hold down jobs to fund their habit and don't kick in old ladies for a fix. You are capable of such deeds before the addiction not because of it. As far as I can see the author of the thread has every right to call the perpetrator of these crimes scum. His addiction is not a defence. The other day I noticed someone being slagged off for asking about speed camera detectors. The Holier Than Thou jumped straight on and gave their jumped up liberal opinions... Duh ! Was he/she asking for a sermon ? The rights and wrongs of speeding ? I think not. It seems some crimes are okay, if you've phucked up your life and everyone around you, but if you wana do 35mph in a 30 on here, you're in for a rough ride....
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71231.html
A member has just had their personal property stolen by an alleged drug addict and is understandably not too chuffed about the experience. It's a valid point that all drug addicts are not scum bags but all people that rob houses are !! No exceptions ever !! Many (and those who counsel will know this) users hold down jobs to fund their habit and don't kick in old ladies for a fix. You are capable of such deeds before the addiction not because of it. As far as I can see the author of the thread has every right to call the perpetrator of these crimes scum. His addiction is not a defence. The other day I noticed someone being slagged off for asking about speed camera detectors. The Holier Than Thou jumped straight on and gave their jumped up liberal opinions... Duh ! Was he/she asking for a sermon ? The rights and wrongs of speeding ? I think not. It seems some crimes are okay, if you've phucked up your life and everyone around you, but if you wana do 35mph in a 30 on here, you're in for a rough ride....
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Sexlightened
Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off and work irregular shifts. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You seldom take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management Team
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off and work irregular shifts. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You seldom take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management Team
Sexlightened
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no i feel thats a bit hurtful actually! i only put in a single straight male cos thats what i want. am straight and as it seems now an unusual fact.
Being straight is on the whole normal. However in group sex some men do allow a certain amount of sexual contact with other men. This will not in the most part include intercourse. Perhaps that's why ? These guys are posting latent desires ? Probably though, as said above, they are desperate for anything and would click sheep if it were an option.
Sexlightened
You can say what you want....... Blazing guns are not as far as I can see prohibited by any rules.... You can however ask to be ********** on (which I don't find appealling).... Seems somewhat of a paradox ? Enjoy you stay here..... Your point is valid and universally regarded as tiresome...
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Most sites now blah blah blah as free. Salt needed, just a pinch. Fine line between truth and reality it would seem ? Server cost go bonkers ? But bandwidth on isp accounts are doubling (at least) year by year ? I'm not sure sure the figures add up..... But rest assured that here, if you post anything the hard working mods don't regard as worthy or it's been done before (even if you ain't' seen it cos you're new) it will be locked, blocked or just plain dissed. Other than that it's well worth your hard earned dollar.... No disrespect to the mods here as rules are rules and they are just making the site a nice place to be....... :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
