Quote by BlueEyes
LOL @ Kat - cheeky sod!!!
Well Gman, I would like some champagne, a bubble bath and loads of chocolate!!!
How does that sound?
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Blue eyes just relax its your weekend off ... nothing planned other than GFZ.... and that is all peasure ... still worried about Jag missing Mids munch.... so long as sh e remembers we all are ... well on sat we are...no doubt sunday we will be flooded by great memories... buggers
Blue Eyes, given so many absences as far as ai am concerned if a wench is in Da GFZ she is there to be enjoyed
I expect so many in the GFZ to say hey guys we know you are al( mostly) i at the mids munch so we will look after the GFZ
SO BE what you fancy sweet
Gmanxx
YOU ASK i GET i ASK YOU GET
Blue Eyes, given so many absences as far as ai am concerned if a wench is in Da GFZ she is there to be enjoyed
I expect so many in the GFZ to say hey guys we know you are al( mostly) i at the mids munch so we will look after the GFZ
SO BE what you fancy sweet
Gmanxx
YOU ASK i GET i ASK YOU GET
Life is not exhibited by PMs, life is exhibited by the various contribs to the forum/ cafe
be it the best cooks or best music or fave fantasies
S o friend why not get involved in the froum cafe and join life,
do not expect life to be given to you on a platter... life is what you and we make it...
Gman
be it the best cooks or best music or fave fantasies
S o friend why not get involved in the froum cafe and join life,
do not expect life to be given to you on a platter... life is what you and we make it...
Gman
Quote by MrFC
Me too, Off to work tonight and then Yahoooooo!!!, tomorrow nightI'm sure Sarge and Gman will keep on top of things in the gfz :P
I don't intend gettin on top of Sarge for love nor money.... oooops sorry just read AUP.... scrub the money ref!!!
No I am on the look out for new wenches, so many of the delicious things will be busy , so come on ladies nows your chance to muscle in on the likes of Kit and Jags and Sappho and MrsFC, etc etc etc
don't be shy we don't bite, we just need the odd drink , and that new Jacuzzi is wonderful..
Gmanxxx
James,
allow me to be gentle and offer some advice.
You arrived in the cafe just a couple of days ago, few people if anyone knows anything about you, . Not that we want all the gory details but it would be nice if would at least attempt to say some more aboout yourself.
W know you are from the SE ( its a big place) and that you are male...
Consider this ... if you wandered into a pub where you were not known to anyone and yelled out ( I appreciate you did not shout) anyone knows wnats on tonight, I suppose you would agree with me that most qwould turn to look and then turn back to what they were doing before.
Whereas if you had come up to the bar and perhaps started to join in with what appeared to be an open conversation you may have got some interest....who knows you may even have got lucky first time... unlikely but not unheard of.
James there have been so many nebies breezing in of later all saying hi and expecting the world to stop ....
Welcome, come on in read some of the most recent threads.... the ones immediately below the stickies, try to get a feel for who is who, see what makes people tick, what makes people laugh and what annoys people.
Read ALL the Stickies, they contain some useful advise Browse the information pages see top left
If you want to propose a meet post an Ad in the Ads section but don't hold your breath, or post message in the Lets meet section ( below the cafe in the forum)
Enjoy being here and allow people to get to know you....and get to know people. Some people have been here months and are still learning....
Have a good time James and best wisjes
Gman
allow me to be gentle and offer some advice.
You arrived in the cafe just a couple of days ago, few people if anyone knows anything about you, . Not that we want all the gory details but it would be nice if would at least attempt to say some more aboout yourself.
W know you are from the SE ( its a big place) and that you are male...
Consider this ... if you wandered into a pub where you were not known to anyone and yelled out ( I appreciate you did not shout) anyone knows wnats on tonight, I suppose you would agree with me that most qwould turn to look and then turn back to what they were doing before.
Whereas if you had come up to the bar and perhaps started to join in with what appeared to be an open conversation you may have got some interest....who knows you may even have got lucky first time... unlikely but not unheard of.
James there have been so many nebies breezing in of later all saying hi and expecting the world to stop ....
Welcome, come on in read some of the most recent threads.... the ones immediately below the stickies, try to get a feel for who is who, see what makes people tick, what makes people laugh and what annoys people.
Read ALL the Stickies, they contain some useful advise Browse the information pages see top left
If you want to propose a meet post an Ad in the Ads section but don't hold your breath, or post message in the Lets meet section ( below the cafe in the forum)
Enjoy being here and allow people to get to know you....and get to know people. Some people have been here months and are still learning....
Have a good time James and best wisjes
Gman
Stu your response to UKdogger was as gracious as one would expect from yourself or the majority of peeps who inhabit this cafe from time to time...
to my mind UKdogger gave away his right to a reasoned and courteous response when he insulted you..
yet you remained a gent... Sir I commend you..
Gman
to my mind UKdogger gave away his right to a reasoned and courteous response when he insulted you..
yet you remained a gent... Sir I commend you..
Gman
Asubject so close to my heart,
I learned to cook pre Delia, using a single book the only cookbook you;ll ever need by Zoe Camarass Pub 1977 and still used with affection, then followed the Observer French cookery school a part work by Ann Aillan of LAVarenn Paris...
Current faves as welll as the Gordon Ramsay ( for his passion) and the Roux bros ( for their Love) and Blanc for just being Blanc if I was to be fortunate enough to learn under anyone i would want Blanc
Leiths cookery bible is useful
there is something strangely erotic about Tamasin Day lewis, and I love the waay she cooks simply and until lately with a kitch not unlike that of the majority of viewers
Nigel Slater seems to view food and preparation with a similar joy and simple sensual pleasure as I enjoy
Darina Allen and a year at Ballmaloe Cookery school puts foods into the right season
Further for seafood try Mitchell Tonks , Seafood cafe cookbook..
and finally for pure indulgence and food porn
you cannot beat Unwrapped... Green abd Blacks Chocolate recipes...
off for a lie down... I am too excited..
Gmanxxxx
I learned to cook pre Delia, using a single book the only cookbook you;ll ever need by Zoe Camarass Pub 1977 and still used with affection, then followed the Observer French cookery school a part work by Ann Aillan of LAVarenn Paris...
Current faves as welll as the Gordon Ramsay ( for his passion) and the Roux bros ( for their Love) and Blanc for just being Blanc if I was to be fortunate enough to learn under anyone i would want Blanc
Leiths cookery bible is useful
there is something strangely erotic about Tamasin Day lewis, and I love the waay she cooks simply and until lately with a kitch not unlike that of the majority of viewers
Nigel Slater seems to view food and preparation with a similar joy and simple sensual pleasure as I enjoy
Darina Allen and a year at Ballmaloe Cookery school puts foods into the right season
Further for seafood try Mitchell Tonks , Seafood cafe cookbook..
and finally for pure indulgence and food porn
you cannot beat Unwrapped... Green abd Blacks Chocolate recipes...
off for a lie down... I am too excited..
Gmanxxxx
Quote by Fun365
Hello Jodie
Up against the wall and prepare for a damn good frisking!! At last a female to frisk!!!
Okay what have we here? ............ pencil behind ear, mmmmmmm, ........... mini cassette recorder in coat pocket ............................. notebook in jeans pocket ( yes, I know. What am I doing in Jeans pocket??)............ mmmmmmmmm. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Only time will tell.
If you are genuine then welcome to the Forum. Join in and give people a chance to get to know you. :?:lol: :lol:
Sarge;
I have to ask (before I go and watch the cricket). What qualifications do you have for this continual frisking of new members?
How come no other members of SH are allowed to frisk newbies?
I await your response with some trepidation
:?
Regards
Paul Paul,
It has to be said there are several of us on this site who actually are qualified to frisk whoever, but remember many of us are only virtually who we are.
Remember that in real life usually only a male would frisk a male and a female would only frisk a female.... remember this ain't real life... :wink:
maybe if you asked Sarge if he is looking for an apprentice!!!!
Sarge is eminently virtually qualified, and as he is also in charge of the vehicle pool he can I have no doubt Grease the odd nipple.... ( okay and the even nipples too)
( ladies form a clue.... Sarge will get to you all in due course, in the meantime , he is dealing with jodie :shock:
Have Fun Fun
Gman
Quote by niceguysdoexist
I enjoy going to the dentist. they always have such pretty assistants and its rare I get to lay prone in the company of one so lovely ...lol
Well I have to take my mind off it somehow!
welll goin to the dentsist will never be the same... and mine has two V attractive ladies.... bring it on
Gmanxxx
Sorry ... I was there before you Lucy.... I have spent too long in the dentist in my life.... my question is how she spoke with her mouthful.... and why the F do dentists talk to us when our mouths are full of drills and cotton wool and expect a sensible answer.....there must be a dentist in this cafe....so an answer?
Gmanxxx
Gmanxxx
Quote by Tigger-Steve
Another but rather rude...was sent to me from a friend...
A couple were going to a fancy dress party wafe says "i havent got anything to wear" Husband says " pull ya fanny lips over ya head and go as a sugarpuff" hehehehe
In the light of Jo Jo's ability re legs and head.... excellent, why do all women not have that ability.... drifts off into dreamland
Gmanxxxx
wonderful tim Jas
what about parking up at Tesco and then taking forever to find the car in completely the wrong place to where you thought you left it...
and Yes I really did go home once leaving baby son outside a shop.... in his pram, you should have see his mothers face.... that was 16 years ago and I have gone down hill since then..... so not alot of hope for me....
Gmanxxx
what about parking up at Tesco and then taking forever to find the car in completely the wrong place to where you thought you left it...
and Yes I really did go home once leaving baby son outside a shop.... in his pram, you should have see his mothers face.... that was 16 years ago and I have gone down hill since then..... so not alot of hope for me....
Gmanxxx
Quote by willxx69
I do not intend to pass any comment on Sappho's demeanour in the bedroom other than:
:twisted: :happy: :inlove:
If ONE more person proposes to Sappho..............
Oh dear now you have done it Will... the whole cafe will be proposing....
and as for bedroom demeanour.... way to go ... how to confirm by saying nothing at all.... Lucky you........
I am certain that Sappho looks wonderful covered in grout and tile cement... I can see it all now.... Thanks for at least allowing her to do mine after she has done yours.... sadly mine is now almost done...
and I am sure even Fred looks better than my tiler.... ( sorry Fred )
As for allowing Kit to
me. many thanks... where , when? Gman
That sitcom called the GFZ
who or what would play the pizza....
any offers for Jags, Sarge, or Kat...
Fred and Wilma, well Wilma has to be nicole kidman... I can see that sweet red head in animal skins..., Fred I will alow others to ponder on....
Mr and Mrs FC .......
must be the Goods Tom and Barbara from the Good Life
clearly Helen Mirren would play Alex... althou it would be Helen Mirren circa 1985 as she is far too old to play Alex of today ( sorry Helen)
just a thought or two
Gmanxxx
who or what would play the pizza....
any offers for Jags, Sarge, or Kat...
Fred and Wilma, well Wilma has to be nicole kidman... I can see that sweet red head in animal skins..., Fred I will alow others to ponder on....
Mr and Mrs FC .......
must be the Goods Tom and Barbara from the Good Life
clearly Helen Mirren would play Alex... althou it would be Helen Mirren circa 1985 as she is far too old to play Alex of today ( sorry Helen)
just a thought or two
Gmanxxx
