Quote by Moist Alex As always you can be relied upon to be sensible/funny/lovely & practical...every mans dream women I would think...Oh & by the looks of the avatar extremely sexy too.... . Jaine xx
Ice Pie FFS stop your wihinging... all these loverley ladies to attend to your evry whim just enjoy man... they are Hi wilma hi=ugs for fred now come here an have a cuddle Gmanxxx
Alex me here birthday suited and I expect nothing less from the wenches that may come here all dressed but hey lets be all equal climb on in friend who say s mids munch will have all the fun
Well Bunny if you are going to get in the jacuzzi I may well have to relieve you foth e serving wenc outfit just you stand still and Iwil do the undressing....he he pray tell me bunny how come yo have no under garments what sort of woman are you....?
so wilma as the only gent in the GFZ what can I get you... I dont care what the boys may say I am still the gent so climb into the jacuzzi wiht the others and i will get the drinks and stop laughing at my bits they have their moments
Wilma I have a bottle with your name on it ... BE you want the full bottle too? what about you other ladies Bunny what about you?what is your delight? gamnxxxx
oh my god all of a sudden a young mans (wet) dreanm now slow down girls I will enjoy and os will you so initially let me get the drinks Alex I know is Bombay saphhire Bunny an d wima tell me
Walks in big and proud as if he owns the place .... but no one here .... all at mids munch Fred poorly sick ( bless) what is happening to this place... even the pizza is all forlorn... grabs some remaining pear cider and sits back on sofa and hopes to see who happens along... amybe even get to chat with sarge now that he is himself again. turned thermosta up on jacuzzi just in case.... loads not at Mids munch so possibilities are endless esp fopr the lurkers here. Arti are you at the Munch? Gmanxxx
Quote by urin8ing I know just what you mean James!
shame you're not in the stoke area oh trust me friend she is well out of your reach... and whilst I do not speak with experience she ain't that sort of woman.. mind you Helen Mirren best look out she has tasty competition Gmanxxx
Wilma wilma you really must understand the northern sense of humour.... Alex Jame and I live but 15 miles aprt.... and in Wigan Pies are sacred.... some would crawl on their knees for a pie esp if it were a pooles pie... Wilma its cultural Gmanxxx but as for the slap mmmm :twisted:
Quote by BlueEyes Get the champagne, Gman....I'll run the bath!!
so BE just how deep do you want it... i have a condensing boiler now so you can have i t as DEEP as you wish and as hot as you want.... I suspect for you the mild red... maye a mild merlot.... so enjoy sweet... GMANXXX