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gmanxxx
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Harry
is this not a goofd thing
I know that thw Admin Mods and sysops here follow a strict code but we sure would not want anyone here that would engage with under age posters..
I am assuming that the software does not lead the respondent on, till it is too late...
we all have as adults the opportunity to bail out if we suspect something not quite right.... and if male ego prevents that maybe we should now consider it,....
Sorry just thinking anythink that protects kids is good.... as adults we rare here voluntarily and can always say no...
Gmanxxx
fran ...
thanx
for that
Moist has put me in my place re 172.... I think my little motor has about 40 BHP .... but hey who says size is everything... I am hoping now she will take me for a ride and show me what I have been missing!!!
I can still beat most things off the line at the lights, when they get to 2nd gear I am dead.... game I always played when I had a mini 1000... sports cars hated it teehee
as for Reiki, I have heard of it as an alternative therapy but know nowt about it ... care to share... and as for those that pooh pooh... I take it Fred is not one of those???!!!
hugz
Gmanxxx
soft beards are me
Love it Misschief...
as an ebay babe
what do you think of my chances of getting rid of 40 years worth of national geographic mags?
Gmanxxx
Fran I really wish I could understand your post .... what is a 172 and Reiki?
am I really that old?
sorry
feeling very much the Tog
Gmanxxx
young squirts is one lucky guy... wish I had an owner like that
Gmanxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Don't tell anyone but I used to love reading my sister's Bunty comic every week! :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops:

your secret is safe Sarge... I loved the four marys
and then grew up and learned so much in the Jackie problem page!!!
Wilma....you are too young for senior moments :P
Gmanxxxx
God blufin69
joined in july last ans till not in double figures... you are a quiet one....
if I was that quiet in a single day peeps would worry about me ( worry Fred)
welcome back to the forum cafe and hopefully you'll enjoy getting involved
place is a mad house of great peeps
enjoy gettin involved
Gmanxxx welcome back
well there you go an all round answer...
rtead som of the past threads say last 4 or 5 pages ... yes it will take a while but will give you an idea of the folk on this site
so you will learn who is good and who is not so good .... given that to some bad is good
JUst read back and then join in wity the cafe. and carefullylearn... peeps are very caring
and accepting of newbies so long as you are polite and repectful
enjoy and havefun
we all do...
gmanxxxx
heather your pussy needs a pussy all its own
damned funny
gmanxxx
What about when biscuits used to be bought loose by the pound from 1 cubic foot tins...
those were the days
Bury market was the best place in the world ( before it burned down in 71)
so much choice
Gmanxxxx
suspect that the thread has been moved unceremoniously Djohn
it happens
I still have to work out why!!!
mods move in mysterious ways
their wonders to perform
gmanxxx
so Jodie what do you need to know
and by the way
hello
lots of peeps here you'll loove to meet with
hgz
Gmanxxx
arti
Marina... she was a girl who never said no
never said anything in fact
ideal!!!!
gmanxxxx

I miss proper Caramac
Cola cubes
Fry's Five (??)Boys and the Five Centres one
Parma Violets
Frying Pan toffee
Tablet
Those sweetie necklaces threaded on elastic
quote]
Jags
we can still get tablet
and necklaces
nad toffee that ypou need to break with a hammer
along with cola cubes ...
I miss frys five boys ( five centres choc bar which if we were olde we would find was two diff things burt I know what you mean)
and also pineapple cubes
but miss jap desserts
and squirrel dolly mixtures
school kid hugz
Gmanxxxx
Quote by Jags
We can still get batter with chips!!
SNIP
I miss proper Caramac
Little third of pint of milk bottles

MMMM Caramac
and 1/3 rd pint bottles...
Jags stop it
but then when I was growed
330 cl stubbies of white cidre!!!!
Gmanxxx
Quote by Sappho
Always take a spare pair of stockings - accidents will happen!
Sappho xxx
ooooh eeer
Will advice please...
should they be my size or just average in case I get lucky?
should I keep them in glove box?
what if the mrs finds them
help
advice is great but seems to lead to ned for other advice....
Gmanxxxx
slightly off topic .... my now 13 YO girl when she was about 8 referred to her vagina as her Fa Javelin, took us a while to work it out....
and boy do we tease still!!!
we do keep telling her we have the piccies but so far she does noyt believe we would embarrasss when she brings the boy friend round.... don't all parent's
teehee
Gmanxxx
hey Lee a two site (Mids and Weston) kinda guy
welcome to the forum and the cafe
have a look round check out past threads ( certainly last 4 or 5 pages) if you have the time and the inclination and thus you will see what we are all about
step inside and get to know the peeps herein....
we are a diverse bunch always up for a laugh... so sit yourself down and enjoy
esp look at GFZ over weekend
Gmanxxxx
bluexxx you are a star following your posts in the lets meet up has me wetting myself...
so good to have such a laugh after funeral for a friend this AM.... good to know that life can be a laugh... my friend would have laffed her socks off...
thanx to to Jags DanSolo and Petesue...
much fun
terribly cruel but such is life
Gmanxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Only 6 and a half.... :shock:
Sorry, that was well below the belt, wasn't it redface surprisedops: :oops:

yes bluexxx
esp when most ladies are no deeper than 4 inches .... according to the medical profession.. wink
how do you get a quart into a pint pot?
just keep pushing... works for me
Gmanxxx
Quote by Heather
Ahhh, that will work!
1) Feed the pill to the Hamster
2) Feed the hamster to the cat

Sir, you are indeed a scholar beyond our worthiness :smug: :cheers:
And I believed I'd thought of every angle!
:twisted:
(Note to self... get around to petshop before they close!)
Hxx
Not so fast Heather...
firstly you'd have to let cat kill the hamster.... that is half the fun for them ( miserable horrible savage mean sadistic crapping in my garden beasts)
and you'll have to starve you cat beforehand so that the bastard cat will actually eat the hamster, cos otherwise they would just kill it for the sake of killing it. horrible mean nasty things that they are
can you tell I am a dog man?
sod the pill
shoot it drown it do something, and especially neuter it....
I love driving along the roads when I see the crows taking birds revenge on the squashed remains ot tiddles
so that has alienated me from every cat lover in here!!!
they are the devils spawn
Gmanxxxx
have ti say Carpie... I am a man after your own tastebuds , but perhaps with my own wench... though I am sure the blushing Miss is sweetness personified
. early morning munches are very sweet!!!mmmmm
Gmanxxxx
Just a guess , his name may be Robert, richard roger etc and he was born in Nov 1959?
How did I do R
by the way Welcome to the madhouse
Gmanxxxx
Hey kinky Liz
Welcome, and yes there is an initiation.... jusrt wait til the Sarge gets his hands on you, you do know how to assume the position don't you...? don't worry too much cos he does use gloves.... latex ones...
now relax all muscles and enjoy.... I said relax.... it will only hurt otherwise
Gmanxxx
I know the sort of tache you mean... I have one or two sad pics of me with just tache!!!
over 25 years ago... may use one as an avatar!!! for a couple of posts!!!
:P
Gmanxxx