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gmanxxx
Over 90 days ago
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Well Fran
I am pleased that you are coming round to the more natural guy.... daily shaving is a form of torture... men were made to have beards , some would say the more beard growth the more testosterone and thus the more manly....
But I am just a lazy softie... but as with all hairy bits I keep it well trimmed and condition at least once a week so that its stays delightfully soft....( just the beard that is)
The mosutache is I am told an added benfit for the ladies when I am down in the zone!!!
Gmanxxx
enjoy the therapy Fran
Stockings... you too? wink
I too am aware of the anti beard lobby but having worn one for more than half my life I would feel lost without one, and would likely be divorced if I did lose it!!!! took it off once and she hardly spoke to me till I grew it back ,
however although there are some ladies perfer clean shaven, I did bump into a lady recently who was decidedly excited cos I had a beard....
takes all sorts...
so that is another part of the Gman picture painted....
Gmanxxx
Quote by SiGo1
I don't understand the concept of graffiti personally,so I find it all bizarre but today I was treated to ANAL SEX RULES in a subway close to home in Bury.I foud it strange that somebody would go to all this trouble to highlight their love of anal.
Does anyone else have any examples of out of the ordinary scribblings-not the usual darren iz bent rolleyes

SiGo!
did they go on to list any of the rules?
Gman, just going to check the various Bury subways I can think of at least 9!!!!
Quote by KitKat
Looks are OK but for me they are someway down the list certainly after personality and humour and how much they apparently care about you more that themselves...
Peeps full of their own sense of importance , whislt they may look stunning rarely make good mates as far as I am concerned, and they prob would never stuick around to bother with me.... leaving me with more time to ponder other peeps...
I was tempted to argue that being good looking does not mean you will end up self important. Then I thought about it, and decided yes, although a generalisation, what you say is true gman.
lhk
Kat
KAt I was not trying to say that all good looking people end up as being self mportant,
but self important peeps who may be considered good looking as well are unlikely to stick around so it don't matter how good looking they are.
re imagining how peeps look is down in some part to the snippets we release about ourselves in various posts. yesterday Kat I think I learned you wear a moustache...
Gman
Heather, a serious question on this subject...
is it just so called single blokes who cannot get it right?
surely some women and couples cock it up deliberately or otherwise?
Just a question..
Gmanxxx
Being on here sometimes we do get to see peeps if they use a piccie as an avatar, but other we form a mental picture... I also wonder what people sound like, whether we are dissappointed when we finally meet depends on what we value in people.
Looks are OK but for me they are someway down the list certainly after personality and humour and how much they apparently care about you more that themselves...
Peeps full of their own sense of importance , whislt they may look stunning rarely make good mates as far as I am concerned, and they prob would never stuick around to bother with me.... leaving me with more time to ponder other peeps...
Sarge I just had no idea what you would look like .... I still think of you as bilko....
some peeps I look fwd to meeting ... am certain I will not be dissappointed in most cases.
Gmanxxx
I have to agree with the ability to fly, would be marvellous... even today I look up at planes passing overhead and marvel at the concept of all that mass hanging in the air,
so although not exactly a super power I suppose I would choose wisdom.
Gmanxxx
jags , he said bravely, there i an element of bravely about you snog away...
gmanxx
Oh Wilma how much you missed i was clearly practising
what is a yorkie to my torte absolutely nothing! say it again
don't talk of bananas my torte does not need bananas to turn a ladies head
it is all woman chocolate
you have been warned
and guys recipe altho easy comes at a price
but is guaranteed
Gmanxxx
bugger must now go and create a choc truffle torte
for work tomorrow
be back in 30..
gmanxx at his creative best
Tell me mr FC you ha not swanned off Mrs FC what is your man like????
so now you leave me all alone with jags and Wilma... wilma I know and appreciate but Jags scares me all that cleavage and I aint got my chalk to leave my mark so I can carry on!!!!
men have been known to be sucked in and never come out... what a way to go but I aint ready yet
so for god sake mrs FC send your man back I need him
Gmanxxx
OK MR Fc if you want to but CD coppers ... hmmmmm not what the force likes...
otherwise
be strong do not give in to the wicked wenchly wiles of wilma
Gmanxx
what we need in here is some young blood new wenches, what you say Mr FC
gmanxx
worry not Mr FC , but have to say as a member of her maj's C. I am ashamed I was in much same situation last night and you did not hear me complainin
wink :twisted:
pull your self together man and enjoy
Quote by swingingpete

having previously engaged Pete I refuse to any more

I'm with you there Gman.
i doint like you either
pete the court is out and you have seemingly been hoisted by your own petard
in seriousness friend stop treating us as idiots, we can deal with peeps who have a serious problem and we will support, but we will not be pissed about.... we are not fools so stop treating us as such... Pete you have had ample chance to prove yourself.... do not feel sorry for yourself cos this rejection is brought upon you by yourself.
we have treid to understand and be gentle but you simple pathetically without trying and you abuse Jags's PM a silly and risky move
so Pete best bet is to go away and never darken these doors again
Gmanxxx
god I hated that but it had to be said
evenng Mrs FC hope you are here for a while and Jas welcome
drinks?
Gmanxxxx
Pete has tried before and when he wished he could spell ok
even when I have enjoyed the most magnificent surfeit of apple juice I spell better than pete does...
as for educational ability... pete has disproved himself in the past... he does not accord with any usual medical scenario.
hence having previously engaged Pete I refuse to any more
Gmanxxx
Quote by Alexandra
call me a pedant ........

Gman.......
You are a PEDANT!!!!!!
.....Anything else to oblige....????.
Alex now I cum to think of it .... you may have a PM!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Gmanxxxx
well Alex I know wiggin so afterwards I will manage to get you home.... so relax in to my arms mmmmm... a nice hand ful...or two...
Gmanxxxxx :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
Jesus - Ask him what he though of his autobiographies., and if it has all turned out as he expected.
call me a pedant but did he write any?
unless we are going down the route of inspiration of the holy spirit argument and the trinity argument..
otherwise suspect you'll find it was four blokes one of whom was a customs man!!!, another was a fisheman, another a fisherman, can't think what Mark did
how perverse is that here
?
Gmanxxx
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Oh and in answer to the question, What is the best ad?
IT'S MINE
Wilma

well Wilma I half agree... Frans is pretty good too... shame about beards though!!! Damn
Gmanxxx
Afternoon Alex,
don't mind if I do thanks... usual apple juice for me.... My you look your gorgeous self.
sorry about the bacon sarnies but I truly would not want you laid low with a bug, and anyway it may have brough the health inspectors round... don't wat that sort of petty official here do we?
Gmanxx
come on Alex
hurry it up a bit I am parched
I do have to say that it is perhaps an unreasonable expectation for newbies to trawl through all almost 25000 posts in nearly 1500 thread,
perhaps a cursory glance at the last 4 or 5 pages.
would be a compromise...
I would be very surprised if it were the case that alll who joined after May last year have read back to the very beginning/
Of those that joined May 21st last year I suspect that there is only Mark around, and he does not read all posts ( eveidence his getting to a thread late.... as he has acknowledged on several; occasions.)
If it is noted that a thread is being repeated then all that is required is a mention to the initial poster and a ref to previous thread. but it does need to be bourne in mind that gven the increase in newbies they may welll have views and opinions on a given topic, that may or may not have been previously aired...
If peeps do not wish to re read then they need not read that thread....
I certainly do not bother with threads that do not raise an interest in me.
Hope that helps
Gmanxxx
Quote by Alexandra
<-----heads for gman's bunker!

Gmanxxx opens the door fro the inside, notices Alex and a racey renault clio parking up outside...
Gmanxxx wink
well the bacon looks green and the bread is making eyes at the pizza!!! you really would not want me to try it Alex
Gmanxxx
finding PMs waiting for you when you log on really shows some peeps care enough to say something to you.... though sometimes it can be like opening that letter form the bankmanager!!!
but most of the time
wow
Gmanxxx
Alex I would do but we seem to be all out of all the necessary bits and bobs.....
so I am sorry we will have to go without..
Gmanxxx