dj assault - ass & titties (disclaimer - hans dip does not endorse the contents of these lyrics. ;) )
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water
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hans__dip
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Quote by bluexxx
OMG is he still there? I haven't been for 2 years and last time I went he tried to get me to walk on him. "Not my bag, sorry", I said so his mate accused me of "not being into the scene"... so I told him to fuck off.... well, you would hey
yep, still there... big dave is really sweet, though he does seem to have a sinister pervert following him round most of the night (presumably to mate you had words with).
tbh i think it'll be pretty difficult for it to escape from the atmosphere that comes with the venue - not dungeony enough - but i was talking to the people who took over organisation, & they are trying to make it more interesting - screens to divide the room up, better music etc.
off to london next week anyway, so we might see what'd going on there... :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
Oh you mean Consent - or the Curious Club or whatever it's called now. I've been twice and I thought it was shite. Satin goes every month though.
yup, that's the one... more of a wedding disco vibe than hardcore fetish, though we did have some spanking fun, and snow_white got to walk up and down on a very tall man.
can't imagine it holding our attention too long though, but we will be going next week, just in case...
club lash sounds like it may be our best bet, cheers.
hiya - not been around much lately, but could do with some recommendations from y'all, if thats ok...
me & snow_white went to a fetish night in preston the other week, and although it was a good laugh, it all seemed a bit tame - pretty much a goth night with (desperately underused) fetish equipment in one corner. obviously i understand these things are what you make of them, but we'd like to know if there are any decent, more hardcore nights on in the northwest? or are fetish nights all pretty much like this, and you need to go to private parties for the good stuff?
any ideas?
me & snow_white went to a fetish night in preston the other week, and although it was a good laugh, it all seemed a bit tame - pretty much a goth night with (desperately underused) fetish equipment in one corner. obviously i understand these things are what you make of them, but we'd like to know if there are any decent, more hardcore nights on in the northwest? or are fetish nights all pretty much like this, and you need to go to private parties for the good stuff?
any ideas?
best would be psychic tv at the forum last summer... mind blowingly good, like seeing the velvet underground at the peak of their powers. the fall, dec 03 would be a close second.
as for the bad ones - i don't really remember 'em, but a david bowie tribute band i saw 3 or 4 years ago probably takes the prize...
as for the bad ones - i don't really remember 'em, but a david bowie tribute band i saw 3 or 4 years ago probably takes the prize...
Quote by rich-leeds
hmmm its not the pipettes is it?
if so then go see them theyre bloody brilliant
im just getting into bikin kill and a lot of bands of the kill rock stars label
you heard much by bands like huggy bear and comet gain?
comet gain are my new fave band
my mates band who are supporting lcd are wanting steve albini to produce their album (its getting released on emi) however i dont think its gonna come off so theyre trying for edwin colyns as well
ive not heard ought by electrelane i dont think my mate has just informed me its ace though so may well look into it
other than that im not overly familiar with who hes produced lately
oddly enough, the bikini kill album is a split with huggy bear... they ain't as good as bikini kill though. comet gain know nothing of...
get electrelane's 'the power out'. it's utterly blissful.
nice to meet a fellow nerd amongst the sea of quo & simply red lovers...
Quote by rich-leeds
have you heard of a band called stere total a similar thing to le tigre
haven't, but cheers for the heads-up... i'll find out about 'em directly.
what's your opinion on the recent production work of steve albini? i've been listening to electrelane pretty much non-stop recently, and mclusky are doing it for me too.
there's an albini produced all-girl band playing preston next month (whose name escapes me at the moment) who should be good... he doesn't seem to produce shit.
i've just stuck bikini kill on. :)
we're listening to a lot of modern electro right now - the hacker, felix the housecat, radioactive man, peaches... plus some more punky stuff, lcd soundsystem, le tigre... then there's the industrial - psychic tv, throbbing gristle, the young gods.
but thats just today. i'm going to be listening to a lot of country music tomorrow.
but thats just today. i'm going to be listening to a lot of country music tomorrow.
hmmm... different films for different moods obviously, but i'd probably go for some like it hot for comedy - perfection as far as the humour goes, plus marilyns greatest role. the maltese falcon - not a single scene or line wasted, career best performances from the entire cast - it's about as close a film adaptation can get to realising hammet's book on celuloid. shame no-one could ever do it with chandler.
but my all time favourite film has to be pt anderson's magnolia... most films with such an epic scope (& length) struggle to hold my attention, but magnolia held me rivetted for the entire 3 hours. tom cruise is amazing, the only film i've ever seen him in where he's even bearable. william h macy, philip seymour hoffman & jullianne moore give their usual virtuoso performances, and the many interlocking, overlapping plotlines fascinate instead of confuse. and the bit in the middle where the entire cast sing along to an aimee mann song makes the hairs stand up on the back of my neck.
honourable mentions go to most of the coen brothers movies, esp. oh brother where art thou and the big liebowski
thumbs up for performance here too.
but my all time favourite film has to be pt anderson's magnolia... most films with such an epic scope (& length) struggle to hold my attention, but magnolia held me rivetted for the entire 3 hours. tom cruise is amazing, the only film i've ever seen him in where he's even bearable. william h macy, philip seymour hoffman & jullianne moore give their usual virtuoso performances, and the many interlocking, overlapping plotlines fascinate instead of confuse. and the bit in the middle where the entire cast sing along to an aimee mann song makes the hairs stand up on the back of my neck.
honourable mentions go to most of the coen brothers movies, esp. oh brother where art thou and the big liebowski
thumbs up for performance here too.
i know a lot of you people seem to prefer the clean-shaven variety, but personally i love a bit of hair on a lass... a nice springy bush, wiry armpit hair - i love it all.
so here's a thread dedicated to 'em - hairy women, we love you! throw away your razors, your wax and your ointments, and let it grow free as nature intended!
who's with me then?
hans
so here's a thread dedicated to 'em - hairy women, we love you! throw away your razors, your wax and your ointments, and let it grow free as nature intended!
who's with me then?
hans
yup, went there just before xmas - it's an amazing city... there are quite a few fetish clubs, i'll have to get back to you with details though.
the sex museum near the zoological gardens is worth a visit (it's above the sex shop mentioned above, so you can kill 2 birds with one stone...)
hans
the sex museum near the zoological gardens is worth a visit (it's above the sex shop mentioned above, so you can kill 2 birds with one stone...)
hans
