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9 Dec 2005

big UP to you then dundee...nothing ventured nothing gained eh?
im sure next time will be a better experience for ya
a bit like ones first teenage shag really, i dont recall that being anything short of scarey, fumbling and disappointing, but the 2nd was like WOW, so move on mate to the '2nd time' ASAP and put this behind ya.
cool

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9 Dec 2005

Quote by hardon2001
all this thread lacked was a contribution from a TOTAL homophobic
WOW...what fun that woulda been
:twisted:

come to think of it...im wondering how close this experience has brought dundeefella into becoming a born again 'homophobe'?..... wink

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9 Dec 2005

all this thread lacked was a contribution from a TOTAL homophobic
WOW...what fun that woulda been
:twisted:

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8 Dec 2005

emmerdale.
ooops wrong kind of soap redface

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8 Dec 2005

Quote by berksbex
just as bad as people actually turning up and they are nothing like you imagined or the photos they have given you !!

That has happened too! :shock: :shock:
though these days I try and see someone on cam and never meet without phone chat first.
is that a roundabout way of asking me to get playing on cam for you berksbex?....ya only had to ask... wink

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8 Dec 2005

reading this thread has somewhat detered me from a long craved fantasy ive had myself to give oral to another guy
it might take a while after reading about dundeefellas experience before i want to go ahead and carry out the act myself
if i do however and the lucky 'guinea pig' is on here, do me a favour
DONT CALL ME BABY
'cock hungry little slut' will suffice... redface

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8 Dec 2005

some young guy sucked my cock last night and he was sooooo bad at it my wife had to take over
just kidding lol

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5 Dec 2005

Quote by sorts
i gotta agree with sprouts always hated them till a few years ago a roast aint the same without em now
also radio 2 :shock: they seem to have all the best dj's now so sorry & bye radio 1
i must be gettin old :shock: :)

sorts.......im with you on that radio 2 thing
oh and muttleys.......love the avatar

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5 Dec 2005

A little survey of the SH people if you please?
What is the ultimate challenge in life?......or what is the most easy to turn into reality?
1/ Achieving ones ultimate sexual fantasy?
2/ Getting paid (in full) for work or services that you have provided?
3/ Getting parked in your local town centre on a saturday morning for that VITAL five minute trip to your bank?
4/ Actually eliminating all that junk mail and telesales calls by carefully ticking the relevant boxes on EVERY document you ever fill in?
5/ Winning the lottery?
6/ Understanding all the lottery games available to play?
7/ Learning to programme that video before they become totally obsolete?
8.a)/ MEN-----finding a G spot?
8.b)/ WOMEN-----Understanding the importance of brake horse power?
Lets hear your 'solutions' or further annoyances
And if anyone has a solution for premature ejaculation...please PM me and hopefully we can work it through on a 'one to one'?... wink

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5 Dec 2005

thanks dambuster
im a little more 'in the know' now having read that link
ive used swinging heaven for over a year now (with some success im pleased to report) and am familiar with a lot of the etiquette but only just stumbled upon the forums and the munches although having heard about them in the past
anyone wishin to keep in touch with me PLEASE do so.....
regards
D

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5 Dec 2005

hi peeeps
im so so new to here that i wouldnt even contemplating asking for an invite to the munch so i wont be pestering you (sarah)
but could someone please tell me......are single guys usually welcomed to these events and if so are they limited to a certain number so that i would have to 'book my invite' early?
thanks in anticipation of a reply
wink

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5 Dec 2005

well done bubba
it IS melanie sykes...even though i shouldnt have set a challenge before solving one..
sorries
:cry:

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5 Dec 2005

i obviously didnt read ALL the thread to see the rules...i do apologise
the current 'who am i?'. has me beaten....havent a clue
will go to the cafe to post an introductory 'how are you all' and brief run down of who i am just as soon as ive worked this whole profile thing out....
chat to you all soon i hope
best regards
cool

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5 Dec 2005

hi everyone....my first ever post on here
here goes
born..august 7th 1970, in bottom mossley, manchester, england
TV guest appearances
"It's Only TV... But I Like It" (1999) playing "Herself"(episode # 1.8) 7/22/1999
"Shooting Stars" (1993) playing "Herself"(episode # 3.3) 1997

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