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Where's the option for neither??
Shireen
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sorry hun never thought of that one and no idea how to add it
any mods able too for us?matt
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heaysy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 41
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ok this isnt a what size is yours? or a is mine big enough ? or a what size do you like ? thread
its a simple question of which is more important thickness or length when it comes to cock?
btw crystal answers thickness over length everytime (and i aint had enough experience myself to choose )
oh and if this has been done to death allready let me know the thread and ill read that instead
matt
p.s. i reiterate dont wanna know sizes ;)
its a simple question of which is more important thickness or length when it comes to cock?
btw crystal answers thickness over length everytime (and i aint had enough experience myself to choose )
oh and if this has been done to death allready let me know the thread and ill read that instead
matt
p.s. i reiterate dont wanna know sizes ;)
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Quote by JudyTV
ive been having the same prob almost weekly ever since microsoft came up with thier security measure of changing passwords every 6 months , and it only affects my msn or addy's not my ntl one that i also use on msn
so all i can surgest is heading off to the site and seeing if it lets you on there or not and usually if it doesnt ull get the p/word change system up.
hope that helps
matt
Mmmm interesting.
I have more or less given up with it all and moved over to . The messenger seems very steady and doesn't fall over the same. The downtime with messenger is none over the last few months and the new beta version has stacks of features. I think we may have been overdosed on MSN, and all of Bills other bits and pieces. I do rather like the stuff and have been using their mail system for over a year.
Judy .......I want to break free.
we use ourselfs and have to agree it is a far better system .. the only prob we have is getting everyone else to change aswell so we're still using msn for a bit
another idea that just poped into my head , try mirander or one of the im like it , means you can log into msn, , icq and AIM from the same messenger , then i guess youd know if its ur comp or msn itself thats mucked up
matt
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ive been having the same prob almost weekly ever since microsoft came up with thier security measure of changing passwords every 6 months , and it only affects my msn or addy's not my ntl one that i also use on msn
so all i can surgest is heading off to the site and seeing if it lets you on there or not and usually if it doesnt ull get the p/word change system up.
hope that helps
matt
so all i can surgest is heading off to the site and seeing if it lets you on there or not and usually if it doesnt ull get the p/word change system up.
hope that helps
matt
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well we're compatible tho i think id have to say its back to front :P
say's me (gemini) is sociable ect and ck (Sagittarius) is the philisophical one and thats definitly the wrong way round
but hey who cares we're a good match so im happy :P
matt
(ps allthough the first bits...erm ....
Gemini + Sagittarius
Air + Fire = Hot Air)
say's me (gemini) is sociable ect and ck (Sagittarius) is the philisophical one and thats definitly the wrong way round
but hey who cares we're a good match so im happy :P
matt
(ps allthough the first bits...erm ....
Gemini + Sagittarius
Air + Fire = Hot Air)
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hi there we're looking for a bi-fem to meet in glasgow on friday night or sat .. maybe both hehe .
anything that happens would be involving crystal with matt watching unless both fems want him to join in
may also concider bi men , but the have to be into anal both giving and recieving as ck would love to watch again anything that happens wouldnt involve crystal untill everyone is ready
please reply here or with a pm please include an add number or you can mail us via our email on the add below
matt and crystal
anything that happens would be involving crystal with matt watching unless both fems want him to join in
may also concider bi men , but the have to be into anal both giving and recieving as ck would love to watch again anything that happens wouldnt involve crystal untill everyone is ready
please reply here or with a pm please include an add number or you can mail us via our email on the add below
matt and crystal
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ok after much nagging by crystal ive been volenteered to wear my kilt ... the only prob is I took it out of the cupboard to find my kid has decided to paint it and it isnt coming clean , so surgestions please on where i can replace it (preferably without taking out a second morgage hehe )
matt
matt
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
have to say best story ive heard in ages , but ill keep my laughting aimed at dino ... dont want H-R angry at me :P
Wot! u scared of lil ol hornyred?
just type quickly and she's a pushover
not scared .. but if i piss hornyred off, crystal would shoot me coz crystal fancies her ;)
matt
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Quote by Kitty
I haven't been tamed .....................................................yet! :shock: :shock:
It's gonna need a whole tribe of Amazons to do that. :scared: :scared: :scared:
Bring 'em on, yep! :grin: :grin: :rascal:
:uhoh:
Kitty please help :eeek: he is out of control, whats your secret.
It's a tiresome task :sleeping:
But I find shouting loudly,
and 
often .....Does nothing but encourage him :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
pmsl , eager u can run up here to hide from the cam if you wish ....
starts setting cams up all round the house just in case the door bell goes
matt and crystal
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ok maybe sounds like a daft question , but as dambuster said to us , theres no daft question just daft answers , so could someone tell us where we get the tests done is it just a trip to the doc asking for referal or do we have to go to a specific clinic?
, just want to get tested tto make sure ect , we play safe but would prefer to be able to test for reasurance as its something we do feel fairly nervous about
matt and crystal
, just want to get tested tto make sure ect , we play safe but would prefer to be able to test for reasurance as its something we do feel fairly nervous about
matt and crystal
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Quote by postie
If it's the sort I'm thinking of, then i bought one last xmas as a surprise present and it was fairly good in price and dead easy to make. The only problem was trying to hold it still in the tube and keeping my pubes away from the mould.
Have PM'ed you the link.
can get that lnk to dew, wanna get a mould of matt and then scare the bjesus out of hm and say he isnt neededi got the important bit
:giggle:
;)the ultimate argument stopper Dcrystal
You can get wallet moulds too??? Damn.......
nah i allready pinched that
cs
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Quote by bigDewi69
If it's the sort I'm thinking of, then i bought one last xmas as a surprise present and it was fairly good in price and dead easy to make. The only problem was trying to hold it still in the tube and keeping my pubes away from the mould.
Have PM'ed you the link.
can get that lnk to dew, wanna get a mould of matt and then scare the bjesus out of hm and say he isnt needed i got the important bit
:giggle:;)the ultimate argument stopper Dcrystal
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Quote by dambuster
Self-explanatory! Who has the sexiest avatar!?
Easy answer :
ALL OF 'EM ! ! ! ! ! ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well - the girls' at least
i agree wholeheartedly and so does ck ... though in saying that silk and big g's avatar is prob our fav or tune's
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Quote by Sexysteph
hi have a pic and can't get it on my profile how do i down size it any help much appreciated
Download and use the following
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
Its simple and effective to use
Steph
damb beat me to it by a second lol
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ok i dont know wether this reply belongs on the spin off thread or here if a mod would like to decide and ask me to move it thats ok but i personally think it belongs in here , now as some of you may have noticed im not that good with words and some may argue this really belongs in the poetry corner , but i have no way to offer a hug to those affected and no way to express my sypathy or rage except in prose so here goes
They came by day and caused a fray
They blew the doors without due cause
They caused the stress for families unneeded
Making pan where peace would be heeded
They disrupt g8 so fueled by hate
Because we took a dictator away
They screw the religion for which they stand
With pain and suffering at satins command
They come along in the name of god
To create the antichrists work
These terrorists running berserk
Can’t they try and make peace work
I have no way to save the souls
So I offer this poem written in haste
To try and comfort the blighted chaste
I have no words to truly say
How much I hate the bombing today
matthew c.e.g. heaysman 7/7/05
erm again im sorry if this offends or is in the wrong place but its where i feel it belongs , and my heart goes out to all affected
matthew
They came by day and caused a fray
They blew the doors without due cause
They caused the stress for families unneeded
Making pan where peace would be heeded
They disrupt g8 so fueled by hate
Because we took a dictator away
They screw the religion for which they stand
With pain and suffering at satins command
They come along in the name of god
To create the antichrists work
These terrorists running berserk
Can’t they try and make peace work
I have no way to save the souls
So I offer this poem written in haste
To try and comfort the blighted chaste
I have no words to truly say
How much I hate the bombing today
matthew c.e.g. heaysman 7/7/05
erm again im sorry if this offends or is in the wrong place but its where i feel it belongs , and my heart goes out to all affected
matthew
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh I wish I could do dirty talk, I've tried and I'm bluddy rubbish at it
Thing is, cos it's saucy words I think I'm talking louder than what I am, so when I think I'm saying
Come ere and fuck me with your love rocket you stud muffin :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :bounce: :bounce:
It actually comes out slightly more of a mumbled comeereandfuckmewithyourloverocketstudmuffin :uhoh:
Then they say "what?" :shock:
Then I say, ummmm nothing :uhoh:
Then they say, "no no say it again, what did you say"
And I end up all embarrassed and saying something stupid like "can you put yer willy in me lou lou please"ops: :oops:
:roll: :uhoh:
OMG pmsl , you owe me a jack daniels and coke hun , good thing the keyboards waterproof roflmfao
then again you talk like that all you want love , something to be said for cute instead of horny
matt and crystal (you get to guess which
)xxxxx
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me a perv .. well of course i am who else except a perve would jump on an inane comment from a female saying" i think i might be bi" and within 30 seconds be trying to set up a meet :P
oh and im male i thought we were all pervs lol
matt
(crystal " yep he's a perv i just pretend to be ...honest)
oh and im male i thought we were all pervs lol
matt
(crystal " yep he's a perv i just pretend to be ...honest
) 