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heaysy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 41
0 miles · Nottinghamshire
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heyas just though seeing as it has been so long since "heaysyandck" made an appearence on here id reintroduce myself 
hopefully someone out there will recognise the name and make this place feel as ...erm..was gonna say normal :P well lets say friendly as it allways did instead *grins*
jus for anyone thats wondering , i have no idea how CK is and cant speak for her anymore as im flying solo now
hopefully ill e on here fairly often , especially as ive found a pub with wi-fi :P
Heaysy
s anyone know how to change the account name ?
hopefully someone out there will recognise the name and make this place feel as ...erm..was gonna say normal :P well lets say friendly as it allways did instead *grins*jus for anyone thats wondering , i have no idea how CK is and cant speak for her anymore as im flying solo now
hopefully ill e on here fairly often , especially as ive found a pub with wi-fi :P
Heaysy
s anyone know how to change the account name ?
Sexpert
ok my tupence worth , just ask her straight out , preferably while talking about sex , even just mention its a fantasy of yours and see how she reacts , at worst she can say its imoral and best she can offer to try ,thats how i handled it with ck anyways
just dont expect to dive right in
matt
just dont expect to dive right in
matt
Sexpert
thank you lucy and ken for a wonderful first munch , and as soon as i find the top of my head ill start thinking about which one to put our names down for next
its ok it was returned during our lets turn into icicles attempt outside
yes yah really did :) hmmmm time to start thinking of new names , surgestions welcome :)
anglechat , i just wish i could have found a nice warm taxi for you hun felt terrible , hope you warm up eventually :):)
and to everyone who made us welcome a big thank you as well :)
mat and crystal :)
Quote by the_Laird
Heasyandck, first time don’t make it your last. We know where your bra is should you want it returned
its ok it was returned during our lets turn into icicles attempt outside
Quote by Marcuso
heaysyandck ....did I really ask you if your forum names were "heavysack"??.......lovely couple......just a shame she ain't 3 years older.........lol
yes yah really did :) hmmmm time to start thinking of new names , surgestions welcome :)
anglechat , i just wish i could have found a nice warm taxi for you hun felt terrible , hope you warm up eventually :):)
and to everyone who made us welcome a big thank you as well :)
mat and crystal :)
Sexpert
hiyas lucy guessing our confirm got lost on its way to you so gonna confirm in here too :P serioussly fabio would knock our door down or something if we missed this one after the notts one we had to miss :(
crystal and matt :P
(edit) btw our probs are sorted so you can stick us back on the main list at the top again we're not hiding anymore :P :happy:
2nd edit ... DOH i really should look at the first page before i let my fingers wander over the keyboard lol
:( crystal and matt :P
(edit) btw our probs are sorted so you can stick us back on the main list at the top again we're not hiding anymore :P
:happy:2nd edit ... DOH i really should look at the first page before i let my fingers wander over the keyboard lol
Sexpert
Quote by Dawn_Mids
OK I'm here, not need to panic :shock: :eeek:
Form an orderly queue ladies and gentlemanBarriers are being errected as I type, well something is anyway :rascal:
Males on the left, females on the right and those that like a bit of both :rascal: can stand in the middle. No swearing, pushing or cock flashing or you know what will happen
Please show your SH pin badge on your thongs to gain a better view of whats to come
Bribery is accepted :giggle:
shuffle thier way into the middle
*him searching for his wallet to bribe*
*her bribing fabio with kisses for his spare badge*
Sexpert
good morning all .. well woke up an hour ago but took me a while to get to the end of the thread :P
i have just one surgestion eliot martin st3ve .. dunno the 4'ths name sry , ,from what i have read of you posts i think that you should restate it as improvements not changes , if you had said that first off i think a lot of the negatives wouldnt have poped up as in some ways it reads as change for changes sake and thats what we are mostly against
right then off to try and have some fun if ck is awake :)
matt
i have just one surgestion eliot martin st3ve .. dunno the 4'ths name sry , ,from what i have read of you posts i think that you should restate it as improvements not changes , if you had said that first off i think a lot of the negatives wouldnt have poped up as in some ways it reads as change for changes sake and thats what we are mostly against
right then off to try and have some fun if ck is awake :)
matt
Sexpert
Quote by Martin_M
Stuff you will not see
1. The slow picture loading
2. The site loading problems
3. A new MOD and OPS area filled with anything that will make their lives easier
4. New hosting arrangements to ensure that the site is backed up regularly
5. Us dealing with all the mods and oops
i hope these were ment to be under a different title because im sure we would prefer to see the bits i have in italics rather than not see them
matt
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Quote by westerross
Me - I want me poems back from the SH Poetry thread - which I can't retrieve 'cos 'Mark' re-posted 'em and I want me impersonation of Calist back from Davej's Avatar thread
erm can i have mine back too please :P havnt looked to see if i can delete them yet but if i can delete them for us please any mod out there who is able to think straight today , i only hold copywrights for 3/4 of my poems and i aint gonna have them on any kind of paysite untill i know ,
a) more about the company ,
b) more about the ppl in the company (ps if you fancy a weekender then i dont mind getting to know you in person in glasgow ;))
and
C) welll there isnt a c but a &b were lonly
heaysy and ck
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Sexpert
hmm ... annoying no-shows, not had one happen to us but im sure at least one person on here thinks we did it to them , tho ive only ever seen him in chat never in the forum , but then again he now believes our kid dont excist and that means our reason of taking her to hospital is false too , not all excuses are excuses some are reasons but still i know what you mean :)
ck&mh
but still i know what you mean :)ck&mh
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Quote by lucyweebaps
sooooooo sorry guys I been so busy with studying
not had a chance to catch up with pms - sooooooo please be patient I will answer them all
only one more exam on Friday ..
wooooooo hoooooo :bounce: :bounce: looking so forward to the munch .. :bounce: :bounce: can't wait only 17 days to go!!!!
Lucy xxxxxx
good luck with the exam hun
... think ill stick to modual study so much less stress :)matt
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Quote by lancyuk
haha, im not sure its got to problem levels yet.
im sure there are worse turn ons out there.
we're sure there are too hun , but the way we look at it is if it doest hurt anyone then its not a bad one ((well unless the reciepient wants hurt that))
matt
erm about 13minutes to 15 minutes usually allthough id say its just like blue said so many factors involved aslong as it never takes me aslong to cum as it once took matt then im happy
crystal
Sexpert
all of the above and if all else fails just have some fun with the fact they are pretending to be women and pretend you dont know and have some fun
worry them a bit every time u think they are about to fess up logoff :P
then again maybe its just me and crystal who find it funny to waste the time wasters time :twisted:
matandcrystal
worry them a bit every time u think they are about to fess up logoff :P
then again maybe its just me and crystal who find it funny to waste the time wasters time :twisted:
matandcrystal
Sexpert
ok heres the thing concidering setting up an orgy with some ppl we've met/chatted too and maybe some we havnt now for the questions....
1. would you surgest in our own home or hiring a house for it ?
2. is the idea even surgestable ? :P
3. how many should be invited , allowing for no shows?
4. should we invite mainly couples witha few singles or ithe other way round?
5. this is an apendum to 1 .. what about location?im guessing down south would be be better than up here if we did hire somewhere (though would love a party like this up north of the border ;))
ok think thats enough questions for now :P except the last ..any mods/veterans to SH want to help with the invites if theres enough intrest? we can do all the rest of the work if we decide to go ahead but would be nice to have someone help decide who should be on a list as we are still reletivly new ourselfs
matt and crystal
1. would you surgest in our own home or hiring a house for it ?
2. is the idea even surgestable ? :P
3. how many should be invited , allowing for no shows?
4. should we invite mainly couples witha few singles or ithe other way round?
5. this is an apendum to 1 .. what about location?im guessing down south would be be better than up here if we did hire somewhere (though would love a party like this up north of the border ;))
ok think thats enough questions for now :P except the last ..any mods/veterans to SH want to help with the invites if theres enough intrest? we can do all the rest of the work if we decide to go ahead but would be nice to have someone help decide who should be on a list as we are still reletivly new ourselfs
matt and crystal
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erm .. looks at his photo ad email ...*hl_autos@......" does the works own email count in this case lol never get any mail except adverts for toold ect on it so i used it on here to save me ploughing through my personal mail for reaplys lol ..ah well doesnt matter too much to me but then again i allways give out my own one for the company instead of the companies own one now so isnt much of a trail
matt
matt
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well erm is this a how i hope or how i know.. :P
how i hope is by our kid and crystal as a loving if insane dad ...
yet i know most my familly ...remember matt? ... yep , thank fuck he's gone!
matt
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erm me i dunno aslong as the kid misses me a little does anyone else matter?
crystal
how i hope is by our kid and crystal as a loving if insane dad ...
yet i know most my familly ...remember matt? ... yep , thank fuck he's gone!
matt
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erm me i dunno aslong as the kid misses me a little does anyone else matter?
crystal
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Do older women ever fantasise about younger men.
Obviously older guys like the 18 glamour dolls but do the more experience ladies like the thought of teaching a thing or two. And what sort of age differences do people think are acceptable.
oooo yes i like younger men. :twisted: ....... the trouble is some how i frighten them dunno why
hehe you dont frighten all of us ;)
matt
