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hisandhers
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Bisexual Female, 56
0 miles · West Yorkshire
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Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:
Hands Hers a mop and bucket and gestures towards the jacuzzi!!:lol: :lol:
Can I not have a soak instead :cry:
Sex God
Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:
Sex God
Happy 40th hun, i turned 40 last June & really hated it however I realise now its only a number. ENJOY 
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
I'd just like to thank some people on here for respecting my feelings on this matter...they still haven't changed by the way!
I appreciate your honesty Mr P. That counts for alot for me even though my opinion may be differnt from yours.
We are all different & have different views. Thats society that we all share.
I value everyones opinion so well done you for staying by your views
Here's to still happy swinging
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
I don't know her,she's not part of my life...i feel nothing for her!
Such a heartless nasty thought to be honest.
I thought better of you than that if honest.
Blimey I thought I was " hard faced ".
I quite agree, we are talking about someone s life here
I'm shocked. I'm going before I say anything offensive here.Obviously you haven't seen anyone go through what she is at present:cry:
yes your right,i haven't,and till something like that does come close to home,i still can't change the way i feel.
thats fine however could you not empathize with others who have
This is about human beings who are suffering & others who are going to lose loved ones. Have a heart Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
I don't know her,she's not part of my life...i feel nothing for her!
Such a heartless nasty thought to be honest.
I thought better of you than that if honest.
Blimey I thought I was " hard faced ".
I quite agree, we are talking about someone s life here
I'm shocked. I'm going before I say anything offensive here.Obviously you haven't seen anyone go through what she is at present :cry:
Sex God
In my opinion, Jade & everyone else out there who has been diagnosed with the big C or any other terminal illness has my whole hearted respect.
My Dad passed away after two weeks of being diagnosed with stomach cancer. It was very sudden & unexpected however looking back he would have not wanted to suffer a long drawn out painful illness.
I also know some one who has been suffering with the big C for 10 years now. The pain he suffers makes me want to cry. So in a way I'm glad my dad didn't have to go through all that.
It may be selfish on my part saying this however for a loved one to see some one suffer so close breaks my heart. My daughter remembers her Grandad as a healthy, funny man & not some one deteriorating slowly.
Jade, my respect x
My Dad passed away after two weeks of being diagnosed with stomach cancer. It was very sudden & unexpected however looking back he would have not wanted to suffer a long drawn out painful illness.
I also know some one who has been suffering with the big C for 10 years now. The pain he suffers makes me want to cry. So in a way I'm glad my dad didn't have to go through all that.
It may be selfish on my part saying this however for a loved one to see some one suffer so close breaks my heart. My daughter remembers her Grandad as a healthy, funny man & not some one deteriorating slowly.
Jade, my respect x
Sex God
Quote by Peakcouple
We have often done separate room swinging in homes and in clubs, and sometimes separate room sleepovers in the same house. We just wouldn't do this with anyone we didn't trust - we have a very strict rule that no means no at any time during swinging. If anyone did try then the other one of us would be close enough to call out.
We were talking to a couple of friends in a club last week, and were told by the woman that she'd once been approached in the orgy room by someone she didn't fancy, and had said no. The man had replied that if she was in that room he was entitled to have sex with her, and she couldn't say no. She walked out. Sadly there are some evil men out there!
this man should have been reported to the club. For me, its certainly made me think about going into seperate rooms.
Sex God
Quote by creampie123
Get well soon Mr C. Can you sneek me a nurses outfit out as mine is getting rather used now
Would u like the nurse to come with the uniform aswell? :lol:
Mis Cream xxxx
ooh yes please as long as she's not a dominating matron :giggle:
Sex God
An update on my neighbours judgemental attitude :shock:
"If they met with another couple then that was their intensions from the start so how can she cry ?" :shock:
In my opinion, His & I meet people first to see if we all get on & feel comfortable with one another. Whatever stage of the evening No still means No.
I was very temped to tell my neighbour that we were swingers however shoved a boiled sweet into my mouth before I did
Some people only look at black & white, where's the colour these days?
"If they met with another couple then that was their intensions from the start so how can she cry ?" :shock:
In my opinion, His & I meet people first to see if we all get on & feel comfortable with one another. Whatever stage of the evening No still means No.
I was very temped to tell my neighbour that we were swingers however shoved a boiled sweet into my mouth before I did
Some people only look at black & white, where's the colour these days?
Sex God
Get well soon Mr C. Can you sneek me a nurses outfit out as mine is getting rather used now
Sex God
Can you remember thoughs cheesy chat up lines?
We need to remember some of these...........!!
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
Has anyone else got any?
We need to remember some of these...........!!
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
Has anyone else got any?
Sex God
A neighbour has just been round to say that her friends partner has been arrested for . She went on to say how they had both met another couple as swingers & swapped partners. This lady has then reported him to the police.
no one knows what really happened apart from the people involved so I don't want to judge anyone here.
The reason why I'm posting this is that this has often been a concern for myself & His if we go into different rooms.
No means No no matter what.
My concern is that people may judge them for a start at being swingers as my neighbour has done straight away quote" they shouldn't have been swinging in the first place" :roll:
What do you think about this & do you like ourselves have concerns about being in seperate rooms?
no one knows what really happened apart from the people involved so I don't want to judge anyone here.
The reason why I'm posting this is that this has often been a concern for myself & His if we go into different rooms.
No means No no matter what.
My concern is that people may judge them for a start at being swingers as my neighbour has done straight away
quote" they shouldn't have been swinging in the first place" :roll: What do you think about this & do you like ourselves have concerns about being in seperate rooms?
Sex God
was waiting for the bus at 6 o clock this morning. When it got to then I went home.
Looked so clean & peeceful outside earlier however now the kids are out having a snowball fight the peece has gone :cry:
Looked so clean & peeceful outside earlier however now the kids are out having a snowball fight the peece has gone :cry:
Sex God
I treat everyone the same whether they are vanilla friends or swingers.
Why be some one your not
in edit :doh: I thought you were just asking about if we treat people differetly
sorreeee its Sunday blues
ops:
Why be some one your not
in edit :doh: I thought you were just asking about if we treat people differetly
sorreeee its Sunday blues
ops: Sex God
does anyone know about the best star signs for your your perfect partner I'm a Gemini & His is a Pisces. Is that a match made in heaven or a bull in a china shop
We have lasted 18 years!! So..... do the star signs relate to you & your partner?
We have lasted 18 years!! So..... do the star signs relate to you & your partner?
Sex God
Its my mums birthday on the 18th March & she has decided to have a family get together so we can't go now we're sorry :cry:
i've been trying all day to persuade her to move it to the weekend before however other family members wouldn't be able to go then. Have fun all x
i've been trying all day to persuade her to move it to the weekend before however other family members wouldn't be able to go then. Have fun all x
Sex God
Quote by varca
:cry: I can't get into view your private pics :cry:
Subtle as a brick you hon :giggle:
that was the easiest way I've been invited to a private look :grin:
just gorgous hun
Sex God
I helped a blind man cross a road today in which I'm proud about. I wouldn't say that was smug. Just my natural good nature.
Sex God
Quote by Steve
I didn't expect,but was hoping for,uncomplicated sex..
Made friends instead which was not the sole aim but a pleasant diversion...
Now.....
About that sex..... :twisted:
:rascal:
Sex God
can I just say how :shock: really, really :shock: to see people being asked to stay away from a thread. We all have opinions & if you post on a thread your opinion then we have to take the good & bad from others opinions. This is all part of the forum.
Flower, you have the right to post in any other thread, just because you don't agree with some of the others I agree with you on that other thread. I didn't want to bring thatup in here as this is another thread about expectations of SH.
I'm shocked :cry:
Flower, you have the right to post in any other thread, just because you don't agree with some of the others I agree with you on that other thread. I didn't want to bring thatup in here as this is another thread about expectations of SH.
I'm shocked :cry:
