I'm back to whinge some more because i like to complain and argue over stupid things. Damn, yall just don't understand my sig do ya. It's from from a song by Eric Sermon, can't remember which one but it kept on playing in my head while i was jousting yesterday. Anyway, Laird did you whinge enough to get a shag? I knew there had to be some other method to all this madness.
I shagged some 19 year old last night, I had her bent over the bonnet of my car. Drove down to central london, look how far i have to go to find women who are full of spice. Had a tramp watching while I licked her out, that was not a turn on. Tell you what something about that city turns me into a different character. You could never get away with that in bristol they don't seem ready yet. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Firstly I was never under the impression that knickers were going to fall at the sight of my message. Secondly, since when did freedom of speech become devoid on a website where people post " Let's fuck and suck". Maybe some body needs to lighten up and let me get used to this whole thing. Like I said in my 1st post i'm not here to boast and brag and if a woman from this site chooses to reply to my posts or advert i would be more than happy to reply.
And the problem with that is what exactly :rude: Now how come because a few people can't take a joke you are willing to bring up what's in the past. I said i found the post funny, so that makes me a whinger does. I am making an attempt to bring humour not antagonisms into my post so you and fabio grooverider can stick your rudeness on the next mission to mars.
I am hear to make the women that chat to me get to know me, single women. If I were to meet a couple I would still only be doing anything with the woman. So chill dude.
look i said I absolutely love women, i was not put on this earth to satisfy men. I kinda click when women are having a go at me just to test the water, kinda :bs: Ok i'm a liar u women confuse and attract, bewilder and fascinate me. I'm a sucker for all this just a bit stupid when it comes to understand standing the fairer sex. And oi none of those misoginist quips.
I have an LG 8380, it has loads of memory and you can buy additional memory cards for those kodak moments. It also has night vision camera, i think you will find anything sony erricsonn or nokia are the best for cameras. However, with all new phones remember to upload the pc sync software to your computer my phone crashed and i lost some prime moments from my nights out :violin: Back up ur data
Ok, i like the photos, i have a smile on my face. Maybe, i have come across as stupid, it's more unobservant. Maybe i will post more in the cafe rathe than this chat room eh :doh:
Ok so i did not mention dogging but I cant talk about dogging if I don't make contacts can I? So i am introducing myself to whoever is reading this, so that people can know who i am and what i'm after. Amalthea' age ain't nothing but a number baby, i'm not out to get married i'm here to FUCK. So, if there are any women out there who are game, then semd me a message. I, like most guys may stand you up but that willl only be due to circumstance. So women, read the profile understand what I want, don't give me that line of oh he's sweet. Just understand i am here to fuck.
Hi people, i'm C, 28/m/bristol, i am 6'5 so understand i am a big boy. I seem to be stuck in the worst possible city 4 fun and games. I left this place for a year and went to london, I came back and the locals are even more boring than they were before. No offence to anyone who is from here but this place is dire. I need to meet women 23 and over no 18 year olds, who are up for regular meets. I travel a lot with work so as long as you are not to far, I can travel, cannot accomodate and don't really do hotels that often. I have tried but am not getting responses.
So i need help, I am one randy son bitch in need of some new friends, without all the usual hangups. Oh yeah i like curvy women not to big not to small
Cheers
. Now that shit pisses me off. I am a fully heterosexual male who is looking for biologically positive, WOMEN ONLY. I've kissed abloke but only for a laugh and i pulled a girl afterwards. That's as far as i go, with that. I just keep on looking for women seeking men and occaisonally I come across men in this category. I'm looking for real 100% natural born women, u know the type that has babies and periods and awful mood swings. That's not to much to ask is it? 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: One thing i don't do is give up easily ok girls now stop being such hard work and let a guy know what is going on
Me thinks that what i said earlier is now consigned to the archives. So now i reply to a few more adds, and desperately wish i was back in the south east. I am gonna go crusing around in the motor tonight, maybe i will find some new playmates 
Hey, if yall are friendly i will share some prime dogging locations around the south of england that i have found on my travels. :taz: and grooverider i ain't whinging man i just don't like being called an adolescent tosser because i know what i want. :giggle: 
Are the women on here real or not 
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:) :) no sugar coating it now!!!!
: : I read somewhere that being a father is natures chill pill so to speak. Helps us behave in a civilised manner, 
Anyway i thought that adults were from 18 upwards why do i have to only model myself towards one type of woman. :welcome: to all who wish to talk to me
