Quote by ninkdo
corrected now to read aged 30 - 50, she would have been well knackered if we had that many guys!

Quote by TomHasWood
the first rule about wank club is "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT WANK CLUB"

Quote by Endymion
I have met many people from the site, but there is about a 97% timewaster rate - keyboard swingers - seriously, and that includes the guys.

Quote by hornyuk2313
Got sucked off by a couple there a few weeks ago so couples do frequent the area

Quote by yxand
Anyone else as mainly time wasters and both want this to still go ahead?

Quote by Pleasure_Meee
Well, meet arranged - no show!!!!!! (why bother paying to join a site like this to act like a pre teenage lad!!!!!).

Quote by fcuser
Oh dear...... There was a little inuendo in there somewhere but I guess the joke got lost in all the SERIOUSNESS! so much for the advice to be yourself and show some humour... this is a couples site for local couples! Will stick to the dogging...

Quote by tweeky
Sorry Ive just died laughing
Looking to meet a bored wife in Fife or surrounding area for some mutual fun. You would have to be able to accommodate.
You have husband death wish?
We can meet for half an hour, an hour, 2 hours or whatever time you have available. Love giving a woman oral for ages,
Best go for the 2 hour option then
also like to offer mild spanking or mutual masturbation. Not fussy about size looks or age its the person inside that counts.
As long as they are bored
I am 57yo clean, and D&D free
Dust and debris?
Pleas no timewasters, reply by email only thank you.

Quote by Couple3721
Can anybody help, we have a pet pig that's gone missing, he's easy to spot because he's alway's got a porn mag with him and wanks into a condom, thanks for your help.