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14 Oct 2005

Coming from an all male household in my youth and then moving into a house full of women (lucky me) whilst I accept that men leave the seat up why is it that women only leave it half up or half down or to be specific the lid up. dunno

I think that the answer to both questions is because both women and men are lazy.
The seat and lid are always down in our house.. :small-print:

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14 Oct 2005

The future with me is definitely not in a long haired unkempt minge.
:small-print:
Unless of course it has at touch of coiffure - perhaps a Kevin Peterson look - or something similar with more vivid plumage!
:silly:

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13 Oct 2005

No I have seen none either and I have been loitering in the area quite a bit save for the last few days.

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12 Oct 2005

Yes well to be a little more specific, the arse is nice in fact the whole figure is quite presentable and she is a good bird, great fun usually (as much as mothers in law can be).
I was truly disappointed at the state of personal grooming as it is not representative of how she is as a person.
As for attraction either way there is none.
Despite the lack of attraction, as a red blooded man I am duty bound to take a peek where opportunity knocks, surely? In fact I find it positively impossible not to but despite my shortcomings I have never yet seen an unknown wanton lass showing me various nefarious parts of her anatomy in a public place let alone take advantage of said wanton lass's wilful exposure.
Yours in surreptitious ogling! cool

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12 Oct 2005

Recently my mother in law came to stay (for a month) and in the process of frustrating the hell out of our sex life, agravating the missus and generally trying too hard to be of assistance, it became apparent that she would wear a rather skimpy outfit that could otherwise be deemed as pyjamas.
My dilemna is thus:
a. Should I, when the opportunity arises, be taking a peak at her arse as she walks up the stairs in front of me?
b. Should I, when it is on display by intent or accident is unknown but likely to be accident, be staring at her box, muff, pussy, call it what you will?
c. Should I discuss with her the benefits of personal grooming and mention that the thing seriously needs a trim?
d. Should I whilst fishing with my father in law and the lads drop subtle snippets into the discussion about the benefits of personal grooming, trimming and coifure for the lads to expand upon, unwittingly, of course!
Yours in perplexity!
confused

: :doh:

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15 Aug 2005

hmmmmmm.....reading that is a great way to spend the afternoon...now to sort out the night..... dunno

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8 Aug 2005

Watching and waiting here too..... :sleeping:

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8 Aug 2005

Watching and waiting :happy: dunno

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5 Aug 2005

Wishmaster grant me a wish that my other half loses all knowledge of such brands. Sadly each of those brands requires its own credit card.
I am quite happy to stick with my six or seven pairs of shoes that suit all occasions....it doesn't seem to rub off on the fairer sex though!
:violin:
Then again when they put them on and the change in attitude is palpable, the smile enormous, well, the money doesn't seem to matter as much. I do think that it needs to be firmly tied to some form of reward scheme though.... 69position

JJ

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5 Aug 2005

Looking forward to it :cheers: drinkies

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5 Aug 2005

Count me in too please....thanks silly

hwoar:

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2 Aug 2005

I would love to be added to the list to please.....thanks in anticipation..
JJ

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13 Jun 2005

Hi there Jason here, can you add me as well to the list please, Jason Jones, Single Male.
Thanks very much.
Jason

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13 Jun 2005

Hi all,
I have swung past that site many times to no avail, never the boys in blue, once the oldies having a sandwich and a pot of tea at ten in the evening (get to bed I thought!).
Anyway it now looks like the numbers are increasing!
Chears all
Jonesy

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21 Mar 2005

Hi, wondering if you are still considering the offer. I would be interested should you still be looking.
As for weather, well it is a bit touch and go at the moment!

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21 Feb 2005

This looks like fun and should be a good evening, can I be added as well please to the guest list.
Thanks
Jason

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21 Feb 2005

If you want more than a couple then let me know - I am always available.

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11 Feb 2005

I know it is a long shot but I am going to Leicester for the night next Thursday and I wandered if anyone had planned any dogging action that far out. If you have an inkling that you might then please IM me.
Thanks
Jason

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