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Erm, yes, I have to admit I'm not a swinger 
I'm a total fake, but I'm nice with it 
I came to this site looking for fun and excitement and oh boy did I find it! I've met some fantastic people through this site, had one or two sad moments, and then everything came to the crunch really when I found myself in a situation that I was in no way prepared for. Luckily for me, I was in this situation with one of the most fantastic people on this site and he handled it a heck of a lot better than I did (thankyou, you know who you are
)
Then recently something pretty eerie happened (and not in a good way) and I've been away from the site while recovering. Now I'm 'all better' again, I've been into the chat room and had a chin wag, and I've been reading the forums, but not contributing, just chilling out and having a think.
It doesn't really matter if I swing or not - does it? Is it ok to be a 'social' swinger? I absolutely adore the people I chat to on here and there is nothing I wouldn't do for them (ooooooh double negative! tut tut jules).
So for all of you who think I'm not worth chatting to just cos I won't jump into bed, feel free to ignore me, I don't think I will miss your riveting conversation much. To everyone who knows me and still chats to me knowing I'm a complete fake, love ya loads and hope to see you at one of the munches (providing of course that I'm allowed to go
).
Jules
I'm a total fake, but I'm nice with it I came to this site looking for fun and excitement and oh boy did I find it! I've met some fantastic people through this site, had one or two sad moments, and then everything came to the crunch really when I found myself in a situation that I was in no way prepared for. Luckily for me, I was in this situation with one of the most fantastic people on this site and he handled it a heck of a lot better than I did (thankyou, you know who you are
)Then recently something pretty eerie happened (and not in a good way) and I've been away from the site while recovering. Now I'm 'all better' again, I've been into the chat room and had a chin wag, and I've been reading the forums, but not contributing, just chilling out and having a think.
It doesn't really matter if I swing or not - does it? Is it ok to be a 'social' swinger? I absolutely adore the people I chat to on here and there is nothing I wouldn't do for them (ooooooh double negative! tut tut jules).
So for all of you who think I'm not worth chatting to just cos I won't jump into bed, feel free to ignore me, I don't think I will miss your riveting conversation much. To everyone who knows me and still chats to me knowing I'm a complete fake, love ya loads and hope to see you at one of the munches (providing of course that I'm allowed to go
).Jules
I wasn't ageist till I first came on this site and went into the chat room. People would chat to me, then ask how old I was (I'm 42), and then say "sorry, you're too old for us". Too old for what? I was chatting, what did they think I wanted? Cheeky barstools! But it did kind of give me a complex.
So now I'm ageist, but not against other people, only against me :cry:
So now I'm ageist, but not against other people, only against me :cry:
I feel all boring and uninventive now
Mine actually is my name. But when I came to register I kept getting a message saying name is already in use. 'The system' just then gave me the option to stick a number on the end. It offered me 49, and loads of others, and 49 was the first in the list.
Boring fart I know
Mine actually is my name. But when I came to register I kept getting a message saying name is already in use. 'The system' just then gave me the option to stick a number on the end. It offered me 49, and loads of others, and 49 was the first in the list.
Boring fart I know
I'm not a bad person, I just do the wrong things, at the wrong times, with the wrong people, its called human nature, we make mistakes.
I hold my head up high, I am just sometimes looking in the wrong direction.
I have a clear conscience, I'm just misguided in my efforts to keep it clear.
I will not run and hide, when I have nothing to run and hide from.
I will not answer a pm from someone who has yet to prove their right to judge me.
I am requesting this thread to be locked. Should you require a slanging match, I will accommodate face to face.
Juliet
I hold my head up high, I am just sometimes looking in the wrong direction.
I have a clear conscience, I'm just misguided in my efforts to keep it clear.
I will not run and hide, when I have nothing to run and hide from.
I will not answer a pm from someone who has yet to prove their right to judge me.
I am requesting this thread to be locked. Should you require a slanging match, I will accommodate face to face.
Juliet
you'll frighten her 
Quote by MattyGB
/sings 'let's go round again' this thread is just somewhere for all the people who think they're being ignored, to find attention. Or maybe the person who started it isn't as new as it would appear and has a grudge of some kind?
Probably has a grudge of some kind. Maybe thinks the site is an instant shag tool and is dissapointed
You mean this site isnt an instant shag tool?????
Why do I bother coming here then?
Quote by Libra-Love
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
It's a good thing you're off men for good then, isn't it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep lol, cos that could really get me into big trouble.
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies
God I hope you all know I'm joking - honest
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side. How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time", or, alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?
Seems to work for the blokes!!
(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side. How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time", or, alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?
Seems to work for the blokes!!
(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)
Well, my first foray out into the big wide world alone wasn't half as bad as expected, mainly due to marmalaid. Thanks for being a great friend and looking after me all night, even to the point of fetching me out of the ladies toilets when I got scared and went off for a quick panic attack! Thanks for being there
Sorry to Tanina for groping your bum - well actually no I'm not sorry, you have a great bum and I enjoyed groping it so what am I apologising for?????
Thankyou gensinglemale for all your expert advice on how to spot liars. I'll watch out for that next time round
It was lovely to meet you Tbone, even though you have threatened to kick me out of the chatroom next time I go in. Yeah right, bring it on, ya don't scare me
Lovely to see you again freckledbird, sorry you were in so much pain. And ah the lovely Mr Frecklebird, we weren't really taking the piss out of you, well not much.
Thanks to Red and Wibbly for organising the event. I had a great time.
To all there, it was lovely to meet you, and yes I'm admitting I've forgotten most peoples names - sorry.
Jules
Sorry to Tanina for groping your bum - well actually no I'm not sorry, you have a great bum and I enjoyed groping it so what am I apologising for?????
Thankyou gensinglemale for all your expert advice on how to spot liars. I'll watch out for that next time round
It was lovely to meet you Tbone, even though you have threatened to kick me out of the chatroom next time I go in. Yeah right, bring it on, ya don't scare me
Lovely to see you again freckledbird, sorry you were in so much pain. And ah the lovely Mr Frecklebird, we weren't really taking the piss out of you, well not much.
Thanks to Red and Wibbly for organising the event. I had a great time.
To all there, it was lovely to meet you, and yes I'm admitting I've forgotten most peoples names - sorry.
Jules
