Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi there !
28 year old good looking male .............................................
Mr D
with no pics to prove it?
he might not hav none of himself without,delete as applicable,wife /gf/ sheep :lol: :lol: :lol:
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karl74
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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:wave: :wave:Quote by Steve_Mids
OR.....
You could go on the cross trainer in front of her and let out a loud rasping fart...
An ice breaker if ever there was one...
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
coffee all over the monitor now thanx steve!!!!
glad im not the only one with that sense of humour!!!!
:lol: :lol: Quote by dambuster
If I need to reverse a 44t 40' artic round a left hand bend/corner, or "thread the needle" on my blind side - I can.
It's what I do.
If I need to be inch perfect taking it between obstacles - I can.
It's what I do.
For a living.
As do they.
Yes, it's nice to be appreciated and have your "skills" recognised. But not to the point of gratuitous back slapping for the sake of it.
are you in dreamland dambuster??? us proffesionals recieving some congratulations on what we do???? now that would be the day!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
hiya all,
im a 32 yr old male and up in durham staying over saturday night as chauffeuring in the area at the got from mid afternoon saturday till sunday teatime free time at my wondering if anyone on here wud like to meet up for a social drink and show a stranger round or can suggest any good pubs/clubs in the area to keep me occupied? well thanx for reading this and hope to hear from some of you soon
karl
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im a 32 yr old male and up in durham staying over saturday night as chauffeuring in the area at the got from mid afternoon saturday till sunday teatime free time at my wondering if anyone on here wud like to meet up for a social drink and show a stranger round or can suggest any good pubs/clubs in the area to keep me occupied? well thanx for reading this and hope to hear from some of you soon
karl
:wink: Quote by Pete_sw
theres always one!!!
Piss off stretchy
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Or I'll pull Mrs Petes conection, who would ya perve with the ay?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao::laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
pull anything you like pete but not her connection!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
Isn't that what happens when you put someone on your ignore list:grin: :grin: :grin:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: don't you start, I'm having enough trouble with that mupet HR :roll:
Don't spank me! :shock:
I didn't put poor phredd on my ignore list :grin: :grin: :grin:
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Now who's the muppet :roll: 
assionkiss: :passionkiss: Polo, we'd only forgotten to unblock single males when we changed our requirements.That explains an awfull lot
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :oops:Have a go now Phred, what a silli billy I am :oops:
theres always one!!!
:lol: :lol: Quote by kittysin
One of my favourite oddities, which Hubby frequently quotes is the one about being able to urinate in public as long as you do it up against the back wheel of your vehicle and also have one hand on the vehicle at the same time.
Oh, and apparently it only applies to blokes...theres a relief!
its suppose to apply to us truckers but wudnt want to push my luck trying,,
unless it was a lovely wpc who wanted to take down my particulars!!
:lol: :lol: 
