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karl74
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Lincolnshire

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Hiya all fours
sent you a pm and would love to hear back from you
take care for now and hopefully chat soon lol
shameless bump for a great couple..
hope yo all have a great time....
great post here young fella...
we're not all bad buggers us single fellas,well not unless asked to be !!!
a beer waiting in the gfz next time ur in pete,u deserve it mate for this post and the week your having.
cars at the ready pete, better respray the black one blue so we have red white n blue!!!
id hav sassy seren in defence as no one wud be able to keep there eye on the ball seeing those gorgeous legs in a pair of shorts lol :lol: :lol:
theres room for four in a man roadhaus!!!! many moons ago and many miles away!!
hump 69position
Quote by dianedave
Betty Rubble.
Put Wilma to shade anyday, Although I get the feeling that the Flintstones and the Rubbles were prehistoric swingers

lol :lol: :lol:
<<<<<<<<< heres the foto from the lastest bedrock wife swapping party !!!!
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im :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: always open to suggestions hun
i would put the old lady in the car,the old friend would think he did the right thing ,one life saved to save another sort of thing and the perfect partner would see a caring attitude and a good deed being done and would take my phone number with pleasure and a smile :thumbup:
or my other sugggestion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
drag the perfect partner in car and ravish the arse off her :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
cant help you with the cake noel but hear theres plenty of loafs doing the rounds with one careful owner!!
lol :lol: :lol:
bolt
i always thought muffin the mule had an air about him but that quite aint bread is it ???
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
ill get me coat!
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by delsutton
we tried most things but not a loaf (yet), do you warm it up a bit first in microwave / oven get it near to body temperature?

Microwave for 20 seconds is 40 seconds but a burnt foreskin a nasty business and takes up to 14 days to heal.
or maybe if the ex was a real frigid piece and ur missing her u could always put it in the freezer for a day or two!!!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sorry, unsure I get this. Are you shagging bread dunno

you can call me your own little loaf anytime honey passionkiss
sent u a pm too....
a KR1S eh sheddy?? so u really are a two stroker!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
bolt
soz mate but couldnt resist :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Usually a little nighty because of getting up in the night for the kids but if they are not here, nothing :rascal:

ur suitcase will be a nighty lighter when u get your cute likkle arse up here then hun hehe :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
bolt
absolutely nothing normally except if im entertaining then just a splash of joop!
or if my beloved little niece is over its normally boxers and t shirt as she happens to hav the habit of sneaking in under the duvet in middle of night for a snuggle with uncle karl lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's not a thread full of stickies that will turn the forums into a friendly place..........it's friendly and helpful members that will do that.

well said sassy hun,my feelings entirely. kiss
I'm a single male why do I not get many replies to my ads/pms
now now shoddy,wot did pete and i tell you the other night??
dont try the sympathy vote again,,it just dont wash lol :lol: :lol:
hes at it again pete, send caron and the smackbottom round!!
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a severe case of pins and needles!!!!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
think theres a glitch in the system!!!
chris tucker(who???)
tim allen
colin firth
johnny depp
tom cruise
nick nolte!!!
there must be a fantasy in there for one of you ladies!! i'll believe it if you will!!!!
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bring it on Karl :giggle:

now theres an offer that desreves plenty of thought........
ummm......
im on my way sexy :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
dawnie u can be so cheeky u sexy likkle minx..now come here... smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
bolt
Quote by H-x
:scared:
H.x

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
wot more is there to say ??
Quote by Puglia
hi we are a friendly bi fem couple looking for similiar to meet up for some sexy fun. Contact us - could be tonight. x

ay up fellas,,take some time and read the post of what the COUPLE are looking for. rolleyes
thats not the reg thats on the car mate,,, that one was registered south of the big smoke,private plates on her now..
the perk of my job is that i often get to drive a car full of young scantily clad ladies,often full of alcohol and mischief around in this into the small wee hours.......

and any extra perks??? well that wud just b telling.... wink :wink: :wink:
well i had the lovely pleasure of chatting with u last night i dissapeared before the pleasure of seeing you too. ignore the ass wipes hun and enjoy,neither of us all look the xame and we all hav different taste. there loss hun. :therethere: kiss
never food stuffs,but felllas, take heed!! never forget to wash your hands before your next visit to the little boys room after applying deep heat!!! an hour laid in the bath ensued!!!!
brings tears to my eyes just remembering!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i agree with you here on this one daveanddebbie, never takes me long to reply to an email and i always do wether im interested in the person or not asi just feel its manners that make me do afraid as you say not everyonrs the same so geuss itll never change, sad
or the other solution to this is that u both had a good time while u was away together on the bosses money and she was gagging for you to make another move and now your back and you didnt she dont wanna know?????
take the bull by the horns and ravish her in the store cupboard!!!
lol :lol: :lol: