still new to the board and been feeling way round, but had to respond to this appalling humour - that joke been going for ages!!!
No offence taken at all btw sarge - if we cant laugh at ourselves!!!
Btw the one thing i found quite ironic is that out of the three replies to your post , two of them contain spelling and or grammatical mistakes...hmmmm!!!!
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, on the return trip, the Americans decide to copy the scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the scousers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch" says a scouser.
When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three scousers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the scousers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".
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ok - doing a system restore will very rarely restore someit you have deleted...by the sounds of it - u have contracted a virus which has either deleted or corrupted some system files. If u use the system restore cd from manufacturer (bad idea) you will lose all files / emails / info etc on ur pc unless u back it up first. run cpl of diff AV utilities - eg..mcafee, panda etc, also check for trojans, dont bother with error reporting - disable it - doesnt do anything. from what u saying re uninstall - ur registry is corrupted as well - cpl ways to do that - dload a good reg cleaner - if need one pm me, else if u know regedit then clean manually! All else fails - good backup and format, then reload windows always works!!
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