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lechef_uk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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i need to move to brum sad
if i was closer babes i'd be pming like mad ;)
lol
oh well, it was fun for secs[/quote
wowo you bettered my time i thought 15 mins meant i had a short attention span :lol:
good to see more east mids people here, hope i 'bump' into you one day.....;)
tom x
you now my backseat looks so much better with your legs spread over it, day or night......good luck on your search any way babes, and remember to keep away from the weirdo's lol
i think so, it is good friday i do get busy, should finish by pm though lol, i might be able to get the morning off if i plan it right why aren't you getting any decent offers?? or do you just love my back seat??
hump
south notts here too slycod, pm me if you want to know wherer the best places are, i'd be happy to help smile
oh i've popped up several times today, just not in here :P
shall i ring in sick tomorrow?
sillyhwoar:
maybe i should put the cock shot back up?
just to keep your mind occupied
im off too, just been paid and it's time to shop....lol
any ladies wanna come along? (i can believe i just said that...im a stupid? ooooh no body answer that last bit!!!)
:moon:
i must be doing some thing wrong though im sitting here playing on the forums at home when i should be somewhere secluded with you ;)
hump
that mustg be the first time the words succesfull and single bloke have been used in the same post in here lol
that should do it, watch you pm box it will be full in no time......(prob not the only box) :grin:
smackbottom
ooooh your such a bitch lol
eventfull????? that was mild i was expecting something more vicious
awwwww babes still not getting any?????
come round mine now and i'll see if i can help you out :therethere:
i hope no one saw that lase one smile)
and no it wasn't me you should know that
think this one is my fav ;)
hiya all just got a new av, just a post to see if it works......
any comments?
confused
c'mon shelly do your worst lol
mine happened a few years ago, i was living at home and my gf at the time had come to visit. We were planning a night on the ttiles when i decideed it was time for a shower and left her watching telly in my room. After a few mins she had found my small yet rather good collection of 'reading' material, this had given her the bright idea of joining me in the shower for some wet fun, so she climbed into the shower to join me and we began to make sweet love under the hot water(yeah right) Any way we both got a bit carried away and i lost my footing on the slippy bathtub, falling backwards dragging her back with me, we landed on the bathroom floor her on top of me and the shower curtain on top of her. Would have been really funny if she haden't landed on my leg breaking it, and my mother running into the bathroom to see what the comotion was. Pushing the bathroom door open which hit my head and split it open, i ended up with a cast on my leg and 6 stitches in my head, my mother wasn't too pleased to see my (innocent) gf still attached either.
ps i knocked the same girls tooth out during sex too but thats a completely other story lol
if you love cocktails try the cocktail bar in claridge's london, was down there last month and the french barman knows his stuff....trust me, i've had mojito's on cuba and this guys were as good if not better and his long island ice tea was too good.....
great atmosphere and good for star spotting lol....just make sure you haven't gotta drive lol
cocktail hotliast
mojito
long island ice tea
painkiller (rum punch cocktail served in Tortolla BVI)
chocolate soldier (mount gay rum, kalloha(howeveryouspellit lol) and cream over crushed ice)
god i need a drink now
hi where in the east mids are you, thers a few places around tried a couple, i think it all depends what your looking for, pm me if you like and ill tell you more about the sites i know...
hi every one, i have a strange but simple question, does any one now any hotels in the north notts/newark are that lets you book in before 10am and doesn't kick you out before 12 am, having a few problems finding one...im sure you all know why and could possably help
cheers ( need one for sat morning) hump
any one going to holme pierrepont tonight??? mail me or pm me
cheers