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Quote by PoloLady
Dont worry mate , youll be fine , the Elizabeth Duke January sale is on now at Argos , you can pick her up a Diamonique Encrusted Novelty Clown pendant with real goldette chain for ( bit pricey but itll be worth it once she drops her velour leisure suit bottoms when she sees it )
I asked for a thick heavy chain for christmas. He said he would get the most expensive in the shop. He went to Wilkinsons.....
it was thick and heavy, but I didn't expect the name tag and leather handled lead to be attached to it!
:lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: .....ehh it's quite good fun on here Quote by ant140
The truth is that alot of fellas have phots of their ex's or wife's come to think of it and put ad's on the net without their knowledge.....I'm talking from experience :cry: :cry: :cry:
All I can say is...shit happens hun, I too have had it done...Time is such a great healer............ :twisted:
Quote by arkan
You could be right G I mean don't want to scare people away before we start do we.
Psychogical Diss... Peeps think it's only the woman who's attractive enough to warrant attention, the lady is the tool of seduction. Plus a lot of blokes like me think we'd turn your milk sour with our ugly mugs.
It is daft though, if you're advertising something you shouldn't leave out half the product.
Extremely well said!...blimey...quite deep and honest these posts.....aren't they! :shock: ....suppose you have to be to get anywhere and anyone half decent though... :twisted:
:color:Quote by adam ciara
Leesh, yeah I know, tastes differ...But if you ask me what I think about Li'l Britain...Well, better don't. But then again, it's prolly just me, I ain't British, y'know. And I don't dig British humor.
As for being an undertaker, I'm not, but can be when pissed off.
Well I am British and I can't stand Little Britain. V Poor. Maybe I'm a bit to straight for it???????
Sorry, but no, but no, but no, NO..it's not a question of sexuality
:lol: :lol: 
if you like Little Britain.,,you like it or you don't..It's just your taste in humour... :shock: ...jeeeze....ffs people...Ok, you don't like the programme, get over it, i really didn't expect such a hot debate and a 'siding' with the new American 'friend'......Yowzers..... :lol:
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
leesh - watched it once, didn't like it. British TV ain't that good. Soz if I'm offending anyone.
Scandal - undertaker! Not in da true sense of da word ofcourse. I'm a fan of WWF.
Ahem, 6ft under is all yours Mizz/Mr America.....and British tv maybe quite shit, but at least we have Little Britain........eh eh eh
So, are you really an undertaker?
I understand you.
TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...Excellent! Makes me a TYPE4 then....glad that one's sorted.
TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...Excellent! Makes me a TYPE4 then....glad that one's sorted. 
Quote by Vix
The one I heard about making up your own porn star name is the name of your first pet and the name of the street you live on. Mines would be Melody Collier, not very exotic or erotic now that I have written it down.
:twisted: ....well if mine's anything to go by, it's defo a winner!...PASHA TONGE .....hello to you all and happy new year! :thumbup:
Hiya.
Tell me the truth now.... You really live on Tongue Street?
A road named TONGE, yes
Quote by Serenity
The one I heard about making up your own porn star name is the name of your first pet and the name of the street you live on. Mines would be Melody Collier, not very exotic or erotic now that I have written it down.
:twisted: ....well if mine's anything to go by, it's defo a winner!...PASHA TONGE .....hello to you all and happy new year! :thumbup:
