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Quote by little gem

I thinkl I'd prefer to slip into this actually............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
On ALL accounts! :twisted: :rascal:
*goes off for a route through her draw for the underwear she bought at the party but hasn't found the right time, place or person to wear it for sad
Oh and the Rabbit delux btw. ;)

Can I cum/play? :twisted: flipa
Quote by Notts4Fun
Im sorry leesh i'll correct my ways and make it up to her straight away!
She has a vibe, but i realise that a rabbit is something else completely!! - a few models of the rabbit out now though, which do you suggest?

The one I have the pleasure of owning, unfortunately I can't find a pic of it!!! Any girlies who have the one with the control on the annoying coiled plastic thing that kinda gets wrapped round ya bits and chaffs mid orgasm....or is that just me?... wink :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
a bottle of malibu ............bar of galaxy........and ebay
my kinda heaven

PMSL....DRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNK!
Quote by Notts4Fun
Hmm Rampant Rabbit, im shamed to say thats been on the list for too long without being purchased yet!
Theres also this that im taking a huge liking to
So Gem which of these 3 outfits would you most like to slip into?!?

TUT,YOUR WIFE DOESN'T OWN A RABBIT!?...I've had mine for 2yrs..don't know how I managed without it....Buy her one...and if the chick in the pick comes with it ...Get her too...yum.. ....... :twisted: .........insatiable
Quote by davej
corrective surgery

actual nose laugh cool
Quote by Scandal
OkLeesh how's this for temptation?

I mean if you were in nick, which one?

Middle finger boogie supported by whatever vibration I could get out of a metal bed and hair grips,fast feet and imagination. rolleyes
Well, I'd been on the search for a nice thong for a while and although I'd seen similar things in UK shops there was a nice shiny red one there that I liked the look of, and I bought a present for a female friend from there too (that she'd never had the courage to get herself but had mentioned she'd wanted to try before... leave you guessing on that one ;-). If you want to know any more there's only one way to find out.. ;-)) wink wink..
Ehhrmm...Butt plug?
Quote by lucyuktv2
Ahhh, but.....I like to be awake when I cum.....although saying that i'd wake myself up wouldn't I ! :shock:

not if he won the game.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He tee...Good Call! cool
Ahhh, but.....I like to be awake when I cum.....although saying that i'd wake myself up wouldn't I ! :shock:
Falling over things rushing to give you my pic....... :shock: banghead
Quote by BaldEagle
o my god
i hope iam not this bad with really women!
:cry:
help!!!!! pls

And I was totally shite...gave up after a bit......and I know i'm pretty GOOD in the real
world........ :twisted:
Well your Avatar looks as if you are practicing well lol
wink practice makes perfect ...don't it! :twisted:
Quote by hisNher_82_manchester
o my god
i hope iam not this bad with really women!
:cry:
help!!!!! pls

And I was totally shite...gave up after a bit......and I know i'm pretty GOOD in the real world........ :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
Also, whoever wrote the script for last night's Real Wife Swop is obviously a visitor to SH.
They refered to the hotel in France as Swinging Heaven right before one advert break and later on again as Swinging Towers . A little too close to home me finks, but good publicity for the site and hey, maybe some more people will join for us all to play with too :P

Gutted...missed it....fell a bloody sleep....mate at work filled me in on bits....said she kept looking out for me.......cheeky cow lol
Quote by GT
"Fine":
"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
"Soft Sighs": Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that you can actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
"Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
.
I hope this clears up any misunderstandings... GT.

I think the older and wiser men folk on this site have 'us women' pretty sussed by now, but none the less, those 3 comments made ME smile.......well grin...snigger..... mad :twisted:
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
I have had bad experiences with Pabo too. Especially with DVDs. They're either blank after the main menu, or there's no sound. So gave up on them.
:love:
Netsuke

Pabo is NOT a good one!........bah evil
Try this one too clarrich.... cool :twisted: ...............floor him! lol
Quote by foxylady 123
Ive got to wondering how far people would travel for a meet? I was talking to someone earlier who had women travel far further than i would ever consider going to meet him and wondered how far others wopuld be prepared to go or have gone?
for my part the futherest Ive ever travelled is Birmingham which is about 100 miles, but we had chatted for months beforehand and yes he was worth it!!
So question is how far would you go?

Hiya foxy, I travelled as far as bleedin Landan for a meet/holiday....but it was all paid for and I had a rather nice time in Amsterdam..... and Venice..............Life's too short remember.....have fun but always be looked out for....i've done alright out of it so far... cool
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I havent done anything quite that bad, but im the kinda girl who walks down the aisles in Tescos, throwing things into YOUR trolley, cos im not looking confused redface

Why not have a change next time you feel the urge and take stuff outta theirs .... lol ......well the thought made me chuckle for a second.. :shock:
Quote by hornyred and dino
This ones got me beat . ,,,,
I was at a tree circle doing some meditating type stuff on saturday and saw this bird , it was a tiny , very pretty bird but looked like a composite of several birds . Wren sized , with a bit of yellow on its head , a red breast like a robin and a bit of blue on its wings . But the most striking thing was its flight , it kept hovering like a hummingbird as it circled the lower part of a tree trunk.....
Anyone.????.......Dino

Jeeezus, Bill Oddie's gonna turn up on here in a minute! I thought this post was going to be about women....that's why I bothered having a nose.....whole intention eh!?.... lol
Quote by Serendipity
Heh heh - late night at a tupperware party Leesh? :twisted:
According to an interview Jacqueline Gold did a while back, 70% of AS customers are female (previously it was 90% male before AS became high street friendly). It would be a naive thought that the other 30% are men buying lingerie and toys just for their wives/girlfriends wink

hehe :twisted: nope, just a good old fashioned night out with the girlies cool
Quote by MQ
Satin, you should write to AS making your point.....they were very quick to shout "Discrimination" last year when they took the Job Centre to court for refusing to advertise vacancies at their stores (and won!) so use their own PCness against them!!
I don't know of any other companies that run sex toy parties so AS has a monopoly, they should be the standard bearer for acceptance, esp now they have so many high street stores, not to mention other businesses that are more hardcore. If they let you in their stores, why not their parties? Perhaps you could offer to be their first TV hostess and prove the demand for it? wink
Ok....who wants the soapbox next? redface
Serendipity :color:

oopps, still half asleep here, i shall read all the replys before i post in future!
Quote by freckledbird
Right, AS is party plan innit.
Tupperware is party plan.
Men are allowed to go to Tupperware parties.
Tupperware parties don't turn into orgies.
Or do they??????????????
*Bev runs off to arrange a Tupperware party*
Bev
xx

I remember my mother going to tupperware parties on a regular basis, we had lots and LOTS of useless things in our cubhoards, but she always came home VERY happy..........hmmm I wonder... :shock: ........ lol ...........I also think Satin should email AS and put his point to the Gaffer! :small-print:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Need any company in that jacuzzi??????? lol

Just the thought of a jacuzzi makes me want to rip my pj's off! ..... :silly: banghead ....I really must get out more!........Hello to all the 16000+ members who may just stumble across this posting! evil .....x
oh dear, I used dialup the other day, and found myself having the urge to go out and excersise! scary stuff :shock:
Now that's funny stuff rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Scandal
It depends on your graphics card too and where it draws memory from.
If you can afford it upgrade to a card with its' own processor it makes a hell of a difference.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lol
Quote by Scandal
The singing horses on this site have entertained my godkids many times when they've piled round my house biggrin

You have horses in your house? And they pile on your carpet?
Or just wishfull thinking, someone you know hung like a horse.
Que Phoenix Nights: "I know a pissed horse when I see one"
lol
Do you drink from both taps? :grin:
and stop braggin :lol:
Quote by VenusnMars

The singing horses on this site have entertained my godkids many times when they've piled round my house biggrin