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TOO MANY BUTTONS
A man on a plane needed to go to the gents, but every time he went there, someone else was using it. After a while the stewardess noticed his plight and suggested he use the "ladies", but not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He went and took his seat and looking around the room he saw buttons marked thus:
W.W W.A P.P and A.T.R
Afer a while his curiosity got the better of him and he pressed the button marked "W.W" ans wamr water washed his bum. He thought this was a marvelous idea, so he pressed the button marked "W.A" ans warm water dried his bum. Not to be outdone he decided to press the button marked "P.P" and out came a powder puff and powdered his bum. He thought the ladies really had it made to them, so he pressed the button marked "A.T.R" and passed out.
Waking up later in hospital he asked the nurse what had happened and she said "You pressed the button marked "A.T.R" which means
Automatic Tampax Remover
Your pernis is under your pillow and your balls are in a bucket under the bed
P.S - the moral of this story is
DONT BE A NOSEY BASTARD!!!!!
A man on a plane needed to go to the gents, but every time he went there, someone else was using it. After a while the stewardess noticed his plight and suggested he use the "ladies", but not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He went and took his seat and looking around the room he saw buttons marked thus:
W.W W.A P.P and A.T.R
Afer a while his curiosity got the better of him and he pressed the button marked "W.W" ans wamr water washed his bum. He thought this was a marvelous idea, so he pressed the button marked "W.A" ans warm water dried his bum. Not to be outdone he decided to press the button marked "P.P" and out came a powder puff and powdered his bum. He thought the ladies really had it made to them, so he pressed the button marked "A.T.R" and passed out.
Waking up later in hospital he asked the nurse what had happened and she said "You pressed the button marked "A.T.R" which means
Automatic Tampax Remover
Your pernis is under your pillow and your balls are in a bucket under the bed
P.S - the moral of this story is
DONT BE A NOSEY BASTARD!!!!!
MR O'TOOLE'S LETTER TO THE D.H.S.S
IN RESPONSE TO RECEIPT OF THE AIDS LEAFLET
Dear Sir,
I have just received the aids leaflet through my door and would like to apply straight away.
I have been on the dole for the past ten years and ahve been living on supplementary benefit and every other state aid i could get. It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It's a pity this aids has come so late as I have already got fifteen children and wondered if youwill be paying backpayments.
Your leaflet states that the more sex I have the moe chances I have of getting aids. My only problem here is persuading the wife who is not so keen after fifteen kids. Several years ago I bought some sex aids, but she showed no interest in them and they were hadrly used. Would there be any chance of a refund of the I paid out for these gadgets?
Anyway, I will now explain to her that the government will be paying us for all the sex we have and I'm sure she will agree that we can't let a chance like this slip by.
You also state that I can pass my aids on, but as you will understand witha wife and fifteen kids to feed tehre wont be much left to pass on. If by chance there is a bitleft though I will pass it on to my poor old mother - in - law who only has her pension.
I understand from your leaflet that I can get aids through a blood transfusion and I intedn to write to my local hospital straight away to see when I can have one. Will the aids I get from the hospital be deducted from the aids I get from you??? Perhaps you will write and let me know.
I am a firm beliver in getting every aid from the country I can get and I'm sure you'll agree that by my past performance I do qualify for ths one.
Could you let me knoe how much I will get paid each time, and will it be weekly or monthly payments?
Your's faithfully
Shamus O'Toole
PS; Your advert is great, I certainly wont die of ignorance
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
IN RESPONSE TO RECEIPT OF THE AIDS LEAFLET
Dear Sir,
I have just received the aids leaflet through my door and would like to apply straight away.
I have been on the dole for the past ten years and ahve been living on supplementary benefit and every other state aid i could get. It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It's a pity this aids has come so late as I have already got fifteen children and wondered if youwill be paying backpayments.
Your leaflet states that the more sex I have the moe chances I have of getting aids. My only problem here is persuading the wife who is not so keen after fifteen kids. Several years ago I bought some sex aids, but she showed no interest in them and they were hadrly used. Would there be any chance of a refund of the I paid out for these gadgets?
Anyway, I will now explain to her that the government will be paying us for all the sex we have and I'm sure she will agree that we can't let a chance like this slip by.
You also state that I can pass my aids on, but as you will understand witha wife and fifteen kids to feed tehre wont be much left to pass on. If by chance there is a bitleft though I will pass it on to my poor old mother - in - law who only has her pension.
I understand from your leaflet that I can get aids through a blood transfusion and I intedn to write to my local hospital straight away to see when I can have one. Will the aids I get from the hospital be deducted from the aids I get from you??? Perhaps you will write and let me know.
I am a firm beliver in getting every aid from the country I can get and I'm sure you'll agree that by my past performance I do qualify for ths one.
Could you let me knoe how much I will get paid each time, and will it be weekly or monthly payments?
Your's faithfully
Shamus O'Toole
PS; Your advert is great, I certainly wont die of ignorance
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
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. I wonder if I can get him to cancel 
good time