That’s pretty sad but real and I completely get where you’re coming from. I think my tolerance level is going down, however, when you do find the real deal it’s so good 😉

Loz! Why haven’t you put our names down yet? Simon actually danced - I’m still in shock 😂🤪 We maybe able to make the Friday but depends on work and real life so no guarantees. Could you put our names down?😊😊

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Lou has been wanting to peg me for a while knows that my answer is always the same it’s a no from Mac

How square! Ha just got my own joke!! Peg in a round hole 😂🤣 Well I make myself laugh 😂🤣

We had such a great time at the one in June - can you stick our names down for the October social? 😊

Where do you live? Drop everything - you know you want it you little tease 😂🤣

Turn offs

hmmm 🤔

Winking wankersI

I’m in your area - quick drop your life and come and shag me

Do you do bare back and show us yer tits

Is this the missus? Would you share your missus? (like I’ve not got a brain)

Messages of hi, hi there, hey and hey there

No face pic, gym chest pics, bathroom chest pics, dick pics from bathrooms, especially dick pics from the public toilets actually dick pics in general.

Do you want to watch me wank? Like why would I do that?

I think that’ll do for the moment but if I think of anymore I’ll be back!!

Absolutely! Now have you tried to veet your nads yet? 🤔

Nope not a seedy side of swinging. However, as I was putting fake tan on (yes it’s a first!), I was wondering what changes have you noticed in yourself since starting this? Such as taking more pride in your appearance? Or has it brought you more confidence? Have you started looking at your diet or going to the gym? I genuinely am very curious to know the knock on effects that I never thought were possible including fake tan!! 😂🤣 I would love to hear your stories 😊

Have a fab time. We went to watch exactly the same match between the forces. It was hilarious and so many streakers. In fact more streakers than being being able to play the game!!

Yes please Loz for me and hubby