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Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 51
0 miles · Staffordshire
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im a larger lady and yes i know it is mostly my own fault, i like a drink and i like my food, i work full time in an office sitting all day and the last thing i want when i get home is to spend the evenings down the gym.
i am quite a happy and easy going person who usually gets on with everyone but i am also a very insecure person, mainly about my weight and attractiveness. :violin:
i got to a lot of bike rallies and most of the time i feel ok about myself but then there are times when you see the slimmer women in the skimpy clothes and, oh how i wish it was me.
You do find that when a slimmer scantilyclad woman walks accross the floor the men watch her every move, which doesnt seem to happen when walk accross the room
, i think if i were to try and dress like them i would get look, but i think they would be more like looks of horror 
i am glad this thread has been started cause i have been sitting in the shadows not knowing if larger ladies are accepted(if you know what i mean), i think i had the impression everyone was a size 10 dolly bird, its nice to know everyone is different and accepted for being just that
hopefully ill be able to go to a munch and talk to you all in person
i am quite a happy and easy going person
who usually gets on with everyone but i am also a very insecure person, mainly about my weight and attractiveness. :violin: i got to a lot of bike rallies and most of the time i feel ok about myself but then there are times when you see the slimmer women in the skimpy clothes and, oh how i wish it was me.
You do find that when a slimmer scantilyclad woman walks accross the floor the men watch her every move, which doesnt seem to happen when walk accross the room
, i think if i were to try and dress like them i would get look, but i think they would be more like looks of horror i am glad this thread has been started cause i have been sitting in the shadows not knowing if larger ladies are accepted(if you know what i mean), i think i had the impression everyone was a size 10 dolly bird, its nice to know everyone is different and accepted for being just that
hopefully ill be able to go to a munch and talk to you all in person
another metal fan here
likes of metallica, ac/dc, black sabbath, zepplin, floyd, lynard skynard, crue, poison, and the list could go on for ever and ever, old and new stuff.
went to quite a few monsters of rock when it was a cheaper weekend thing at donnington but as i got older, i got into bikes and bike rallies, we did the rock and blues this year (as we have done for many years) thunder, the dammed, australian pink floyd, tigers of pan tang certainly a chilled out weekend.
off to margam country park south wale this weekend to the free style riders mcc rally so if anyone is gonna be there pm me
likes of metallica, ac/dc, black sabbath, zepplin, floyd, lynard skynard, crue, poison, and the list could go on for ever and ever, old and new stuff.
went to quite a few monsters of rock when it was a cheaper weekend thing at donnington but as i got older, i got into bikes and bike rallies, we did the rock and blues this year (as we have done for many years) thunder, the dammed, australian pink floyd, tigers of pan tang certainly a chilled out weekend.
off to margam country park south wale this weekend to the free style riders mcc rally so if anyone is gonna be there pm me
Quote by mollman
A Gemini thinks and acts swiftly and is eager to study and acquire knowledge. Geminis are deep thinkers. The Gemini person is marked by the power of reason. He/she clearly sees both sides of most issues. Geminis are usually very popular, have lots of friends, enjoy variety, and are the life of the party. Geminis are usually fond of life and pleasure. Their wit and power of mental deduction make them popular.
just somes me up just right and i am the life and sole of a party :rascal:
sharron
Me too!
woooohooo if were at the same party it will be a blast :evil2:
And this is me too wooohoo what a party :bounce: :karaoke: :cheers:
Watch out the rest of you the gemini gang are coming to a party near you soon :evil2:
Another gemini here ........Lynn is the quiet one
Marie is the party one 
when's the party then ??
maybe we should have our own party geminis only :giggle:
What a great idea a gemini party :evil2: :silly: :notes: :confused2:
:drinkies: If you are going to sort one out let me know but not a word to Polly40 :gagged: :whistling:
im gemini please let me cum to the party :cheers:
:D nursing home police
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nursing home police
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to the maximum speed on the long corridors.
because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of the males joined in.
one day Ethal was speeding up one corridor when a door opend and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched, "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice, "have you got a licence for that?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and held up a kitkat wrapper "ok" he said and away Ethal went.
as she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, wierd Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP have you got proof of insurance?" Ethal dug into her bag and pulled out a drinks coaster and held it up to him, Harold nodded and let her carry on.
as Ethal neared the final corridor before the front door, crazy Craig stepped oput in front of her, stark naked and holding a sizeable erection in his hand, "Oh good grief" said Ethal "not the breathalyser again"
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nursing home police
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to the maximum speed on the long corridors.
because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of the males joined in.
one day Ethal was speeding up one corridor when a door opend and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched, "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice, "have you got a licence for that?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and held up a kitkat wrapper "ok" he said and away Ethal went.
as she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, wierd Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP have you got proof of insurance?" Ethal dug into her bag and pulled out a drinks coaster and held it up to him, Harold nodded and let her carry on.
as Ethal neared the final corridor before the front door, crazy Craig stepped oput in front of her, stark naked and holding a sizeable erection in his hand, "Oh good grief" said Ethal "not the breathalyser again"
ahhh that was sweet, and yes it is nice to see dads posting
like lil miss said not all are the same
my ex sees my 2 boys once a month but thats only cause i drive 120 mile round trip to take them, he doesnt bother phoning through the month to see how they are either, the thing is they are 14 and 12 and now even when their dad wants them they do not always want to go and see him, cant help thinking this is hs own doing.
luckily im with someone new and he is great with them, we have his 2 boys nearly every weekend, when his ex isnt doing anything with them
like lil miss said not all are the same
my ex sees my 2 boys once a month but thats only cause i drive 120 mile round trip to take them, he doesnt bother phoning through the month to see how they are either, the thing is they are 14 and 12 and now even when their dad wants them they do not always want to go and see him, cant help thinking this is hs own doing.
luckily im with someone new and he is great with them, we have his 2 boys nearly every weekend, when his ex isnt doing anything with them
Yes, yet again another newbie
i have been reading the boards for a while now and joined a couple of weeks ago, i have posted a few times, but as like a lot of newbies im a little shy, but im sure that will change with time i have found the boards interesting and the people on here seem friendly
well now for a little about us, not an advert as such, just an introduction
im 32 and i am bi curious, never been able to try it out, my bf of 4 years (35) knows this and is fine with this, we have talked about swinging, 3somes and me with a fem, but neither of us has had any experience in this area.
i have found it hard trying to find people to talk about this to so finding this site has been a god send, we are looking to make friends with people as well as swing with them.
we are bikers, we do a lot of bike rallies and like a drink and a laugh, we also like walking and gaming on computers.
sorry if i have gone on a bit but i didnt want it to be a 1 line post.
and for those who got bored and skipped to the end
HELLO IM LOOPY
i have been reading the boards for a while now and joined a couple of weeks ago, i have posted a few times, but as like a lot of newbies im a little shy, but im sure that will change with time
i have found the boards interesting and the people on here seem friendlywell now for a little about us, not an advert as such, just an introduction
im 32 and i am bi curious, never been able to try it out, my bf of 4 years (35) knows this and is fine with this, we have talked about swinging, 3somes and me with a fem, but neither of us has had any experience in this area.
i have found it hard trying to find people to talk about this to so finding this site has been a god send, we are looking to make friends with people as well as swing with them.
we are bikers, we do a lot of bike rallies and like a drink and a laugh, we also like walking and gaming on computers.
sorry if i have gone on a bit but i didnt want it to be a 1 line post.
and for those who got bored and skipped to the end
HELLO IM LOOPY
