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11 Jul 2007

Quote by Srne
Yeah hair removal cream is the best advice i (Mr SRNE) can suggest, i use it on my nether regions around the area of the scrotal sack but not on it (not recommended for man bollocks, is best to shave this area), it stays smooth for a good while as, i found when i shaved, i got an itchy rash around said phallus which Miss SRNE often refered to as "spotty cock" which is neither sexy or appealing

I wish I read this before applying cream to my scrotal sack - I now know why it's not recommended.
I can't even let the mrs kiss it better as it's so sore. :cry: :cry:
It does look nice and smooth though.
wink

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4 Jul 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Epilady :twisted:
Sorry but men should never remove any body hair :rascal:

I didn't remove it - my missus did. I don't tend to argue with her when she has something sharp in her hands.
bolt

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4 Jul 2007

Blokes not women..
My missus decided to shave my balls a few days ago, but she didn’t stop there. I now have a hair free chest as well.
She kinda likes it and funnily enough so do I. rolleyes

Does anyone have any tips on how to keep it that way without shaving all the time or using wax (not sure I can handle the pain as I’m a bloke). blink

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30 Oct 2006

Thanks Sassy
I think Iâ€™m might have to get some. I just hope that they donâ€™t suffer from interference.
Someone makes a phone call and we have a repeat of when Sally met Harry!
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30 Oct 2006

Does anyone have any advice on remote control vibrators?
I'm trying to think of some interesting Christmas pressies for my missis and these things look like a lot of fun but how noisy are they? I can just imagine turning it on in a restaurant and it sounding like the attack of the killer bees!
lol

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9 Oct 2006

Quote by andysmith
Hi all,
My girlfriend has a variety of styles of bikini and recently has started wearing more revealing thong styles. I bought her a Wicked weasel 446 and some from la-senza for the more conservative occasions and she loved them!
Does anyone else here have any preferences or recommendations? I'm thinking of getting her a malibu strings next. What do the other peeps here own and recommend?

I brought my wife a sunkini â€“ it looks bigger on the advert than in real life.
She still wore it and looked good (and yes she is older than 35).

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9 Oct 2006

Quote by andysmith
think i will save the Â£20 and go to the nudist beach

Which is ironically the only place you can get away with wearing skimpy bikinis in the UK!
Is there a law in the UK that restricts the size of bikinis allowed on public beaches?
Maybe it should be an extra square inch for every year older than 35.

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4 Jul 2006

Twat - I just cant stand Twat. Why would anyone refer to there pussy as a Twat. It just sounds awful.
Sorry for mentioning it three times () rolleyes

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3 Jul 2006

There is a bit more about the 'Naked Nurse' here:

Not quite as straight forwards as it first seemed.
And a link to NUFF in regard to being nude in your own back garden.

Seems a big screen is the order of the day -Currys have a nice 63" Samsung Plasma TV for sale
lol

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24 Apr 2006

Go easy on the extra strong mints - tried it once
Started off nice smile

Got better biggrin

Then was amazing :P
Then woh - hot mad

:bounce: :bounce: Hot :taz: :taz: :taz:

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16 Mar 2006

:giggle: :giggle: Thank you for brightening up my evening.

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1 Feb 2006

Let's not forget Lola Ferrari and her masive boobs
There are some weird people out there.

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1 Feb 2006

I can remember having to post my sample back to the lab.
Makes you wonder what else the postie has handle.
:shock:

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1 Feb 2006

Try some Maca - good if you are a ram
Maca is a food and originates from a hardy perennial plant cultivated high in the Andean Mountains at altitudes between 11,000 to 14,000 feet. Our maca comes to you in a powdered form for easy and quick use.
Peruvians claim that maca improves memory, combats anaemia, and fights depression. However, maca's actions on sexual function are better researched than its effects on mood and memory. One study showed that maca increased fertility in rats. Then came studies of guinea pigs, rams, and cows, each of which corroborated maca's fertility-enhancing effects. For example, maca significantly increased ram semen volume and sperm count. Maca is frequently referred to as the natural Viagra! lol

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1 Sep 2005

Thanks for the replies guys
I think we will have to try a little further afield. Itâ€™s a bit difficult though as we have a young family.

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30 Aug 2005

Hi all
We are a nervious confused

(but fun loving) biggrin

couple looking to dip our toes into this new world.
Is there a good place to meet like minded people near Bath or Swindon for a friendly chat, etc so we can both find our comfort zone.
Mrs J wants to explore her bi side. She is not so sure on me joining in just yet, but you never know I might get lucky. Still, I am happy to see her enjoying herself.

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